The Evilest Quiz Ever

LaZorra: OK, guys, i need some funny/strange yet recognizable celebrities.
Goosey: Jimmy Durante?
LaZorra: (I'm writing a quiz question about that Asthon Kutcher thing, and I need other multiple choice questions.)
Goosey: Gilbert Gottfried?
LaZorra: LOL YESSSS
LaZorra: Oooh, these are good.
Goosey: Lou Ferrigno!!
LaZorra: HECK YESSS
Goosey: Lily Tomlin
Goosey: Hmm.
Goosey: And Pat Morita.
Goosey: Is that enough?
LaZorra: Yes!
Goosey: :D
LaZorra: (Although if anyone else wants to make suggestions, I will listen. ;-) )
LaZorra: You rock, Goosey.
* Goosey takes a bow.
LaZorra: Ooh, Aaron suggested Weird Al. Hmm.
LaZorra: My professor likes funny. I'm trying to figure out who's a funny celebrity.
Goosey: Danny Kaye!
Nyperold: BOB HOPE
Goosey: Johnny Carson!
Goosey: CAROL BURNETTE
Nyperold: JERRY LEWIS
Goosey: LUCILLE BALL
Goosey: And, for the contemporary, JACK BLACK and SANDRA BULLOCK
LaZorra: HARRISON FORD Oh my goodness, oh my goodness!
Goosey: YUS
LaZorra: Man, I'm only supposed to have four. But I should just have a long list of ridiculous ones.
Goosey: Tom Hanks, Steve Martin, and Bill Murray!
Goosey: And Goldie Hawn.
LaZorra: LOL!
Nyperold: Martin Short!
Goosey: Bette Midler!
Nyperold: Rich Little!
* LaZorra is cracking up imagining a quiz with a million of these.
Goosey: DOUG E DOUG
ThePhan: It should be 5 pages of names.
LaZorra: LOL YESSSS
LaZorra: TP: It would be so evil.
Goosey: We're coming up with all these answers-- what is the question?
ThePhan: The quiz won't even ask the question. It'll just list names and say, "Pick the right one."
Goosey: LOL LOL LOL LOL
Nyperold: "What do you get when you muiltiply 7 by 9?"
* Goosey dies.

Goosey's Power

LaZorra: Ooh, Aaron suggested Weird Al. Hmm.
Goosey: Yeah, but that's so BVSOIUS
Goosey: ???
Goosey: *OBVIOUS
Goosey: My fingers have minds of their own, and they don't always agree.
LaZorra: BVSAURUS
LaZorra: raaaar
Goosey: LOL
* Goosey nearly spits V8 all over her keyboard.
* ThePhan read "fingers" as "friends."
LaZorra: TP: LOL
LaZorra: I should NOPE that's the case.
LaZorra: *HOPE
ThePhan: NOPE THAT'S NOT
LaZorra: NO HOPE
ThePhan: We do not have minds of our own.
ThePhan: And we always agree.
Goosey: TP: You are under my power.
ThePhan: Goosey: I am under your power.
Goosey: TP: These are not the droids you are looking for.
ThePhan: LZ: These aren't the droids we're looking for.

Jugged!

* LaZorra HUGS Goosey!
* Goosey HUGS goldfishy!
* goldfishy HUGS Goosey!
* LaZorra thought for a second that she had typed "golfdishy" insted of "Goosey," so she just jugs everyone to be safe.
LaZorra: OR WHATEVER
Goosey: O.O
ThePhan: GOLF DISHY
Goosey: LOL LOL LOL
goldfishy: owwowwoww my head isn't well enough to laugh yet!!!
ThePhan: AND WE'VE BEEN JUGGED
Goosey: Also: JUGS
LaZorra: BOOBS
Randy: TATAS
* LaZorra BOOBS you all!
Randy:
LaZorra: You boob noobs.
* Sentynel wonders what he's walked in on
LaZorra: LOL
LaZorra: UST THE BEST CHANTROOM EVAR
LaZorra: *JUST
ThePhan: LZ: Excuse me, I am not a boob noob.
ThePhan: CHANT ROOM
* LaZorra has her keyboar din her lap and it is making prec isiontypign difficult.
goldfishy: Chantroom - BOOBSBOOBSBOOBSBOOBS
Randy: Ooooohhhm
* LaZorra dies laughing.
TalkingDog: LOL
* ThePhan thinks a room where you just chant "BOOBS!" would be the best ever.
LaZorra: TP: You and Dave.

Destroying the Router

* goldfishy screams, clenches her fists, stamps her feet and then takes an unfeasibly large mallet to her wireless router, smashing it into a million smithereens
* TalkingDog puts the smithereens in a bucket and sets them on fire.
* Randy takes the ashes and draws a penguin!
TalkingDog: Penguin!
goldfishy: Penguin!
Goosey: Ashes! Ashes!
* Goosey falls down.

Seething With Reggae

ThePhan: It's pretty awful. Hilary Swank is a good actress, but she does NOT fit in this movie. And it's not entirely Gerard Butler's fault, but every time I see him I seethe with rgae.
ThePhan: Of course that last section should be read "I seethe with reggae."
Randy: LOL
Crystal109: Oh, that'd be amazing to watch!
Crystal109: Just dripping reggae everywhere.

Making Babies

ThePhan: This Facebook ad says, "Let's Make Babies" and shows this photo: http://creative.ak.fbcdn.net/ads3/flyers/122/40/6002570863199_1_f88229bc.jpg
ThePhan: I don't want to make that baby!

Tasking

LaZorra: Text from my mom: "Dad tells me Rick is a big fan of yours! Guess I'm in good company! Go girl!"
LaZorra: I have no idea who Rick is.
ThePhan: I was about to task.
ThePhan: Er. Ask.
ThePhan: I have no intention of tasking tonight, as I have nothing due tomorrow.
LaZorra: PHAN WHY AREN'T YOU ON TASK

Simgim Furedrud

ThePhan: I CAN'T TYPE FREUD, apparently. It's coming out "FRued," "FRude," "Fraed," "fRRed," and, once, "Furedrud."
Randy: FUREDRUD
Gahalyn has entered.
Gahalyn: FUREDRUD
Gahalyn: Uhm, I totally didn't see that Randy had done that first.
Gahalyn: Whoops
ThePhan: I'm really glad I didn't have to type Sigmund more than once.
ThePhan: Or Simgim, as I first typed that.
ThePhan: Simgim Furedrud is the worst name ever.
Gahalyn: Simgim Furedrud?
Gahalyn: AHH I keep saying what everyone else is saying
LaZorra: FURRY DRUID
ThePhan: LOL
Gahalyn: I am totally going to stop typig now
ThePhan: Gaha: No, no! You are just agreeing with us!
* LaZorra is dying laughing.
LaZorra: IT MUST BE SILLY HOUR
LaZorra: EVERYBODY BE SILLY NOW
* LaZorra acts normally.
ThePhan: SIMGUM FUREDRUD ISN'T SILLY ENOUGH?
* TalkingDog puts a waffle on his head.
LaZorra: TD is also acting normally!
* LaZorra high-fives TalkingDog!
Gahalyn: Hee
* TalkingDog high-fives LaZorra!
ThePhan: All right. That abstract's a little wordy. But at least it spells Sigmdu Fread's name right.
LaZorra: TP: I wonder if Simgum Furedrud has an oral obsession...with Doublemint.
LaZorra: NOW HE SOUNDS INDIAN
* ThePhan just typed that name about 30 times to try to get the typos out of her system. The closest she got was two cases of "Sigmund Fried."
Randy: LOL
ThePhan: At one point my brain got even more confused than my fingers and I got "Flreimds Sug."

DaveLympics

* Goosey would watch the DaveLympics.
LaZorra: DaveLympics would be where you jump over a giant brick wall into a pit of spikes and come out bleeding excessively.

Dealing With Creepers

ThePhan: OH NO I FORGOT TO TURN OFF FACEBOOK CHAT
ThePhan: The super awkward guy is chatting with me again. LOL.
wintermute: Tell him you're really a guy.
ThePhan: wm: We've met, so that'd be potentially more awkward.
wintermute: Phan: Tell him you're saving up for the final surgery.

Fairy Tales For the Digital Age

Xenia has entered.
Xenia: meow
Xenia: erfgtfewdgrfthyjugtrfgt5hrae
Xenia: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Xenia: RAPIT
[RinkChat] User Xenia has been kicked from the room by TalkingDog.
Xenia has left.
Xenia has entered.
Xenia: Sorry
Xenia: BUT YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT DAN123!!!!!!!!!!!11
Xenia: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Xenia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[RinkChat] Users from IP address 193.200.150.* have been banned from RinkChat by TalkingDog.
Xenia has left.
ThePhan: Sheesh.
LaZorra: ...Wow.
LaZorra: LOL, I love how that pulls us out of idling.
Sentynel: That was bizarre.
goldfishy: That was boring
goldfishy: Good trolls are fun
* ThePhan now has a mental image of the billy goats Gruff crossing over the bridge and hearing "meow. erfgtfewdgrfthyjugtrfgt5hrae. HAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT DAN123!!!!!!!!!!!11" from beneath it.
LaZorra: LOL LOL LOL
LaZorra: We should update all the old fairy tales for the 21st century.
ThePhan: Goldilocks hacks into the three bears' Facebook pages.
LaZorra: That would be AWESOME.
LaZorra: Dude, we could make a million.
ThePhan: A million fairy tales?
ThePhan: That's kind of a big job.
ThePhan: Red Riding Hood almost updates itself...
LaZorra: Red Riding Hood becomes a tale of sex offenders preying on young girls.
ThePhan: Exactly.
LaZorra: And the Three Little Pigs...well, if you don't set up your firewall security properly, some nasty things are bound to get in.
ThePhan: Rip Van Winkle is about a guy who gets addicted to World of Warcraft and loses most of his life playing it.
LaZorra: LOL
ThePhan: And in The Princess and the Pea, the queen's test is to find the hidden typo in a 700-page computer manual.
ThePhan: ...I really want to write these now. Heh.
LaZorra: Instead of the goose that laid the golden egg, you'd have the iPhone app that correctly predicted the lottery numbers every time.
LaZorra: You should!
ThePhan: LOL
Sentynel: You guys are awesome.
LaZorra: Chicken Little would turn into the sad tale of someone who gets taken in by a Nigerian scammer.
ThePhan: LOL LOL LOL
ThePhan: Most definitely.
* ThePhan is trying to figure out how to make the witch in Hansel and Gretel a crazed fan fiction writer...
ThePhan: And Cinderella's a mistreated tech support girl.
LaZorra: LOL
LaZorra: Snow White is the code name for a computer whose rival computer sends it some corrupt data and causes a BSoD. But a handsome IT guy comes along and reinstalls the OS.
ThePhan: Sleeping Beauty and Snow White are basically the same story. The evil witch gives her computer a virus, and she goes into a shock-induced withdrawal coma until the IT guy comes along and... Yup, LaZorra has basically the same idea.
ThePhan: But better thought out :-)
LaZorra: LOL
* LaZorra high-fives Phan!
ThePhan: Rapunzel definitely involves climbing up an extension cord into the tower. But that's all I got on that.
LaZorra: My boyfriend's contribution is "Jack and Jill went up the hill to setup a Ham Radio antenna."
LaZorra: LOL
Sentynel: Nah, that's too last century. They were probably trying to get in signal range of their neighbour's wifi connection.
LaZorra: hehehe
ThePhan: Hehe
ThePhan: The Shoemaker and the Elves becomes about an overworked programmer whose previous programs become sentient and complete his work projects for him.
LaZorra: LOL LOL
LaZorra: The Girl the Red Shoes is about a girl who coveted a brand-new MacBook, and when she finally got it, she couldn't stop typing until her typed her fingers off.
ThePhan: LOL LOL
ThePhan: THAT IS SO SAD

Fiar Visiting

* Goosey will be visited fiarly soon!
Goosey: *fairly
LaZorra: WE SHALL VISIT GOOSEY WITH FIAR
ThePhan: Goosey: Visited by FIAR?
Goosey: NO NO FIAR VISITING
* Randy will visit with FLAIR
Randy has left.
* ThePhan will visit with FLOUR
LaZorra: Randy is on his way to visit with flair RIGHT NOW.
Sentynel: Well, there's no flair in just hanging around.
LaZorra: TP: If you visit with flour the same time I visit with fiar, maybe we can bake cookies or something.
Goosey: LOL
Randy has entered.
* Randy will visit with FLAIR
LaZorra: LOL
LaZorra: Well done, Randy. Well done.
Sentynel: Randy revisits with flair.

Poor Dave

Dave: It's dark in here.
Dave: I'd go turn the light on, but I feel sick.
Dave: You should all say "Awwww" to make me feel better.
Nyperold: Aw^4
wintermute: Dave: You're going to be eaten by a grue.

Duster

Goosey: *sigh* I cannot find my new duster.
10Kan: Goosey: coat or cleaning implement?
Goosey: Cleaning.
Goosey: I have cobwebs that need eradicating.
wintermute: Is it strange that my first guess for "duster" was "hovercraft"?
10Kan: We need to combine the three, so goosey can stylishly float around cleaning the corners of ceilings.
ThePhan: Losing your new hovercraft would be very sad.
goldfishy: I had no definition for duster other than cleaning cloth
10Kan: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duster
Goosey: LOL
ThePhan: You lost a member of the Hudson Dusters street gang?
ThePhan: That is not going to go over well.
Goosey: You people are awesome.
10Kan: You can tell a duster about a Duster wearing a duster using a duster to clean out the barrels of her duster.
wintermute: 10: And you could write it as a duster.

AMT Cats

* 10Kan listens to the AMT 'cats.
Goosey: aMT CATS
Goosey: FEED TEH CATS SO DEY R NOT AMT ENYMOR
ThePhan: Those are like LOLcats, except it's pictures of cats talking about the Coens.

Facebook Stalkers

ThePhan: This dude I'm Facebook chatting with is SO AWKWARD.
* 10Kan has a couple facebook friends he dreads chatting with too.
ThePhan: I have a friends list that consists of about 25 people I am ALWAYS willing to talk to, and occasionally I only let that group know I'm online.
ThePhan: It pretty much includes Rinkies, NLDC people, and my family.
10Kan: That's a neat idea. I should set up something like that.
ThePhan: Yeah, it definitely comes in handy.
ThePhan: My list is called "Of course I want to talk to them!"
10Kan: LOL
10Kan: Don't be too candid! You never know when someone's going to be looking over your shoulder.
ThePhan: If someone is looking over my shoulder right now, that means they came up to the basement landing in our dorm and chopped through my wall. In which case I have much greater things to worry about than whether they're offended they're not on this list.
ThePhan: ...Well, actually, if they chopped through my wall I'd probably not want them to be upset with me.
10Kan: "YOU PUT ME IN THE 'SUPERPOWERED STALKERS I SECRETLY DESPISE' LIST! HOW COULD YOU?!"