New Foods

ThePhan: I used to take cookbooks and combine the titles to make new foods.
ThePhan: I wouldn't actually MAKE the ne wfoods.
ThePhan: I just made them up.
ThePhan: My favorite were things that were very noncommital, things like "Grandma's Delicious American Surprise Supreme!"
Sam: LOL!!!
TalkingDog: That rules.
TalkingDog: Made with real Americans!
ThePhan: Or when you'd suddenly get an explanation at the end, more along these lines:
ThePhan: "Grandma's Delicious American Surprise and Ham!"