Cowboy Stripper

MSB: Oooooh I'm planning LaZorra's bachelorette party
MSB: any Rinkie tips?
geneva: Scavenger hunt!
Maryam: Go through the typos for ideas.
Goosey: Cupcakes! and Noodly glop! and play charades and watch Sinbad of the Seven Seas and read typos out loud!
Maryam: Yes, Sinbad!!
Goosey: and have an eyebrow-wiggling party!
ThePhan: HAHA SINBAD WOULD BE THE BEST BACHELORETTE PARTY EVER
geneva: hahahaha Sinbad was on the TV the other day and I just about died laughing, Brent was so confused
Maryam: You should have Sinbad-themed cupcakes.
Maryam: From one of those fancy cake places.
Ticia: Cowboy stripper?
Randy: LOL LOL
Goosey: LOL LOL
MSB: her mom will be there, lol.
Randy: Then definite on the Cowboy Stripper?
Goosey: Okay, another drawer cleaned out!
Goosey: This drawer shall be for . . .
Ticia: Two Cowboy Strippers, then?
Goosey: Dice and stationery and art supplies?
Goosey: yes, those things
geneva: Ticia, I dont think TWO cowboy strippers would fit in a drawer ;)
ThePhan: geneva: LOL LOL
Randy: I was gonna say those two sentences fit together.
Goosey: LOL LOL LOL
geneva: teehee XD I miss you guys
Maryam: I like the thought of being able to store away cowboy strippers in a drawer, for whenever you want to pull them out.
Goosey: LOL
Goosey: that could be embarassing.
Randy: That would be a good comic to draw.
Goosey: "Can I borrow a pen?" "Sure, over there in the drawer -- NOT THAT DRAWER!" "YEEEEEHAW!!"
Maryam: Goosey: LOL LOL
Maryam: The YEEHAW at the end got me.
MSB: "Hey there lil' lady, I've got a pen for you, right here"
geneva: LOL Goosey
Goosey: :D
Randy: LOL
Maryam: oh goodness you guys are hilarious
geneva: Why does that drawer have a padlock???
ThePhan: Goosey: LOL LOL
* ThePhan is laughing so hard right now.
Maryam: Randy: What are you watching?
Goosey: LAZORRA WAKE UP WE ARE DISCUSSING YOUR DRAWERS
Goosey: ...
Maryam: Goosey: ahaha

Candy In His Mouth

Ticia: haha, Thomas just came down with candy in his mouth. Rose gave it to him to get him out of her room.
Goosey: lol
Sam: I read "haha, Thomas just came down with..." and assumed it was some sort of illness. The rest of the sentence sounded like it was a very pleasant illness.
ThePhan: LOL LOL
Nyperold: Tastiest affliction ever.
Sam: Then I read the second sentence and thought, wow, what a gifted but vindictive girl. "OUT OF MY ROOM, OR SUFFER INFECTION."
Ticia: LOL
Ticia: That's her super power.
Sentynel: She fights crime.

Most Secure Swimwear

* HelloGorgeous4 is going to a church pool party in a bikini
HelloGorgeous4: lol i dont have any other swimsuit
Goosey: You should invest in a one-piece. More secure.
ThePhan: You should invest in SIX one-pieces. MOST SECURE OF ALL.
Goosey: OVERALLS OVERALLS ARE BEST
HelloGorgeous4: LOL SIX?????
ThePhan: WEAR A ONE-PIECE OVER YOUR OVERALLS

3K

Sentynel: I at least hope I'll be able to cycle to work when I move in September.
Goosey: Sent: ooh nice, how close will that put you?
Sentynel: Goosey: I don't know where I'll be living yet, so I don't know.
Sentynel: Where I'm hoping would be about 3k, though.
Maryam: It took me forever to parse that as 3 kilometers. I was like... "3000 miles? Or is he talking about rent which is going to be 3000 pounds?"
ThePhan: Maryam: LOL, yes, I kept thinking 3000 miles as well.
Goosey: lol
Sentynel: Maryam: I have a REALLY fast bike.
LaZorra: ...and I just read, "...which is going to weigh about 3000 pounds" and thought you meant he thought he was getting a really heavy bike,
ThePhan: LOL LOL
Sentynel: Need a big engine to go that fast, you know.

The 2016 Olympics

ThePhan: This survey just gave me a list of items and said "Please indicate if you have done one of these in the last 3 months."
ThePhan: One of those items? "Attended the 2016 Olympics."
Goosey: LOL
ThePhan: Why, yes. I did that in March.
Goosey: Phan: That would be TALENT
LaZorra: Phan: Did you win
LaZorra: ?
ThePhan: LZ: I *did* win.
ThePhan: Every medal.
MSB: okay. what happened while i was working
LaZorra: MSB: the 2016 Olympics.
LaZorra: You worked for a LONG time.