Phan's Revenge

Sentynel: LaZ! And other people who joined while I wasn't paying attention!
LaZorra: Translation: "LaZ! And some people I don't care about!"
LaZorra: :-p
* Randy HUGS everyone!
Sentynel: Yes, it's true. I actually don't care about any of you.
Sentynel: (Enough to scroll up and check join times, anyway.)
* Randy un-HUGS Sentynel!
Sentynel: Well, that's me told.
* ThePhan PLAYS N'SYNC AT Sentynel!
ThePhan: That is my revenge for not noticing me.
LaZorra: I don't know if he deserves THAT.
Sentynel: ...
* Sentynel double-checks a copy of the Geneva Convention.

Pot Chicken

* Randy has a pbh sammich
LaZorra: mmm
ThePhan: Uh. Somehow I read that Randy was eating a pot sandwich.
Randy: LOL
Randy: ummm....
Randy: I almost would try pot brownies...but I would in reality probably chicken out.
LaZorra: A pot sandwich does not sound tasty.
ThePhan: WHAT THE HECK I CANNOT READ
ThePhan: What I saw: "I almost would try pot brownies...but I would in reality have pot chicken."
Randy: LOL LOL
Randy: I love you Phan.
ThePhan: Brownie =/= chicken. They are not good substitutes for each other.
Randy: True
Randy: A pot sandwich would probably get all the little leaves or whatever stuck in your teeth.
LaZorra: I just spent far, far too long trying to figure out how you would make pot chicken.
LaZorra: I think it would involve some sort of marinade, with lots of minced pot on top as a garnish.
Randy: LaZ: LOL
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: Sarah suggests it would be just chicken pot pie without the top crust.
LaZorra: LOL
LaZorra: That would be chicken pot, not pot chicken.
ThePhan: Served upside down?
LaZorra: LOL OKAY

Ticia's Changing Identity

(I had posted a Facebook status quoting Ticia, among others, and Lirelyn decided to come into chat because of it.)

Lirelyn: Hi Ticia! You are partially responsible for my being here!
Ticia: I just read that! Hahaha
Ticia: I'm just psyched that I made it into Phan's facebook status...
ThePhan: Ticia: Now you are famous.
Ticia: o.O
Ticia: Does wintermute know?
Ticia: Does this mean I have to move to Ohio?
Randy: LOL
ThePhan: LOL LOL
ThePhan: Now you are Stephen and you win.
Ticia: Dang it, I don't want to be married to my own sister. Gross.
Ticia: I do like winning, though...
Randy: She's not that Mormon!
[RinkChat] User Randy has been kicked from the room by Randy.
Randy has left.
Ticia: LOL
ThePhan: LOL
Lirelyn: LOL

Introverts vs. Extroverts

Dave: There sure are a lot of books about introverts.
Randy: Well, what else are they going to do? Go outside?
Ticia: That's because the extroverts don't know how to read.
Ticia: *zing*
Ticia: Just kidding. They just never sit still long enough to write a book.
Randy: hehe
* Ticia finds it interesting that Randy made fun of introverts and she went for the opposite. lol

Opening People

ThePhan: My recent weird dream - I dreamed that my housemate who's sharing a bed with me made a weird clanking sound whenever she rolled over. So I opened her up and discovered she was full of screws, and was perfectly satisfied that this was a logical explanation.
Goosey: LOL
Sentynel: ...how exactly did you open her up?
Sentynel: Just whip out a kitchen knife and go for some surgery?
ThePhan: I don't remember that part.
ThePhan: But I think it was something like that, yes.
ThePhan: I feel like it might have been simpler, though. Like maybe she had a hinge.
Goosey: Like Laz opens a widow.
ThePhan: Goosey: LOL
Goosey: http://www.rinkworks.com/comics/?c=10
ThePhan: Whenever LaZ and I hang out together, we spend most of our time opening up other people.
Sentynel: One wonders if the hinge and being full of screws are related.
Goosey: LOL
ThePhan: Sent: Very possibly.

A Lot of Movies

Sentynel: You know what's annoying me today? YouTube have changed the Flash player so it won't buffer more than about a minute.
Sentynel: SOME OF US HAVE CRAP INTERNET CONNECTIONS, GUYS
TalkingDog: Switching to 360 seems to let it download ahead, for me. As long as 360 is good enough.
TalkingDog: Otherwise, I'd download the video instead.
Sentynel: TD: That's the only one that I can load in a reasonable time anyway.
Kysle: Woah. There's movies on the internet, now?
TalkingDog: I can do 480 when our connection isn't under attack from Nidhoggr the Net Serpent.
Sentynel: I can stream 360 in real time on a good day.
ThePhan: "Woah. There's movies on the internet, now?" "I can stream 360 in real time on a good day." THAT IS A LOT OF MOVIES
Goosey: LOL
Sentynel: Yeah, I watch 30 movies at once.
Sentynel: I have a lot of monitors.

Ta-Da!

[Goosey->ThePhan] So yesterday in my facebook ticker I saw a friend commented on somebody else's post, quoting a scripture that started "And Jesus said until them, Take heed . . .(etc)" I don't remember the rest of the scriptureBut in the ticker it was truncated to "And Jesus said until them, Ta ..." and my tired brain last night finished it with "Ta-Da!" [Goosey->ThePhan] *unto [ThePhan->Goosey] LOL LOL [Goosey->ThePhan] :D [Goosey->ThePhan] *turns water into wine* "Ta-Da!" [Goosey->ThePhan] *makes the blind to see* "Ta-Da!" [ThePhan->Goosey] That would have been awesome. [Goosey->ThePhan] *Thomas feels the marks in Christ's hands* "Ta-DA!" [Goosey->ThePhan] *outside the garden tomb* "Mary." "Lord!" "TA=DA!"

Bad Head Hanger

Randy: I don't know what this http://cheezburger.com/6280135168?siteId=22 is
TalkingDog: Ambigrams are fun, but not when you can't actually read them.
Randy: Right?
ThePhan has left.
ThePhan has entered.
ThePhan has left.
ThePhan has entered.
Sam: Possibly that tattoo came from this site, which generates similarly unreadable ambigrams. http://www.flipscript.com/
Sam: Seriously, if that's the best you can do, don't even bother.
ThePhan has left.
ThePhan has entered.
ThePhan: Heh. When I revolved back in, the first thing I saw was Sam saying, "Seriously, if that's the best you can do, don't even bother," and I thought he was referring to my feeble attempts to stay in chat.
Sam: YUP.
Sam: SERIOUSLY.
* ThePhan hangs her head in shame.
Sam: YOU EVEN HANG YOUR HEAD LAMELY.
Sam: Bad head hanger.
* ThePhan doesn't even bother.
Randy: awwww
Sam: (Now is that "Bad (Head Hanger)" or "(Bad Head) Hanger"?)
ThePhan: Well, it depends on whether my head is also bad on its own or whether I'm just bad at hanging it.
Sam: Maybe you hang other people's bad heads.
ThePhan: That is a very different career path than I had planned for myself.
TalkingDog: Your hand at the level of your eyes!
ThePhan: TD: LOL

Arscience

[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'Please have a birthday muffin now. They contain no arsenic.' by LaZorra.
LaZorra: You know, the best way to freak people out is to emphasize the things that are true.
LaZorra: These muffins contain no arsenic!
LaZorra: This car has never been involved in a hit-and-run!
goldfishy: LaZorra is dangerous!
* Sentynel eats the muffins in small quantities, so if they do contain arsenic he builds up a tolerance.
* LaZorra is a little fluffy ball of innocence, what do you mean?
* ThePhan builds up a tolerance to muffins.
LaZorra: LOL
Sentynel: Phan: That would be awful.
goldfishy: There is nothing innocent about your fluffliness
ThePhan: ...I broke a 2-hour idle to say *that*?
LaZorra: Phan: I figured you'd been working on it all this time.
ThePhan: LOL
LaZorra: goldie: Things that are fluffly are by nature innocent. I think.
ThePhan: Yeah. Long before you guys actually were talking about muffins with arsenci.
LaZorra: ARSCIENCE
ThePhan: Or "arsenic," as it is more commonly known.
ThePhan: Sometimes I use an ancient Mayan word instead of an English one by mistake.
wintermute: Arse-science?
goldfishy: Isn't that a proctologist?
* ThePhan is in a supremely silly mood after her de-idle, apparently.
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'If the arsenic doesn't kill you, the muffins will.' by LaZorra.
LaZorra: wm: I think I'd rather eat arsenic muffins than proctology muffins.
Sentynel: "Man, your muffins are crap." "Yeah." "..."
ThePhan: I feel like proctology muffins are given to you to eat and distract you during medical exams.
goldfishy: Exam like writing on paper or exam like "I'm going to poke you up the bum now"
ThePhan: I was thinking the latter.
wintermute: Both, simultaniously.
ThePhan: You don't want to be distracted by muffins during the first.
goldfishy: I thought you said you dont want to distract the muffins and I hadn't really considered how traumatic poking a muffin up the bum might be to it
wintermute: Muffin suppositories?
goldfishy: Nono poking the muffin up its own bum

Deliciousness Conspiracy

LaZorra: My coworker apparently had a friend in college who was not entirely right in the head, and decided that the warning to not eat silica gel packets was a ruse by the government to keep citizens from deliciousness.
TalkingDog: wha?
LaZorra: According to her, he hoarded them until he had a pile, and then ate them.
LaZorra: He was quite disappointed.
Sentynel: WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG
goldfishy: Why would they give them out if they were delicious? Surely they would just hoard them away?
* goldfishy overthinks the situation
LaZorra: One would think, but I'm not sure logic was this individual's primary concern.
goldfishy: Did they die?
LaZorra: I THINK HE WAS JUST EXTRAORDINARILY UNCOMFORTABLE FOR A WHILE
LaZorra: Er, 'scuse me.
LaZorra: /hulkmodeoff
Sentynel: BECAUSE@HULKBILLINGS WAS SHOUTING IN HIS EAR
LaZorra: HULK SHATTER EARDRUMS
goldfishy: You would be too

Wifi Drivers

Sentynel: I had my system start randomly freezing a while back, until I worked out by chance it was the wifi drivers playing up.
TalkingDog: Wifi drivers should not be allowed to cause freezing.
ThePhan: LOL LOL. OK, my brain is gone.
ThePhan: "Wifi drivers should not be allowed to cause freezing" became interpreted in my mind as "People who drive while using the Internet shouldn't be allow to change the weather and make it cold."
Sentynel: Phan: LOL
Sentynel: Well, I agree, meddling with the weather like that is just irresponsible.

Buying Children

After a long hiatus, I'm backish!



* Goosey did however buy some adorable candleholders that match her bathroom for the purpose of holding cotton swabs and cotton balls.
LaZorra: I read "children" instead of "candleholders."
Randy: LOL
LaZorra: I was picturing Goosey keeping a couple of small orphans in her bathroom to offer her toiletries.
LaZorra: Like some twisted version of Oliver.
Randy: Please sir, take some more toilet paper
Goosey: LOL LOL
wintermute: Goosey: You should totally do that.
Goosey: I don't think they'd fit on my counter.
LaZorra: LOL
LaZorra: The return policy on orphans is killer, too, so you want to make sure they are the proper size when you get them.
Goosey: LOL