ChaCha Questions

ThePhan: ChaCha question: "What is the average consumption per person in the U.S.A in the year 1977?"
ThePhan: Average consumption of...?
ThePhan: Everything?
TalkingDog: Gravel.
Sam: Diagnoses of consumption.
Ticia: Spiders
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ThePhan: "what dye can you use to make KoolAid last a day"
TalkingDog: Wha?
ThePhan: If you put dye in your Kool-Aid it lasts longer?
ThePhan: Does Kool-Aid go *bad*?
TalkingDog: I think so, but it's never lasted long enough for it to happen here.
Sam: LOL!
Sam: Pretty sure KoolAid lasts a day and longer on its own.
ThePhan: Ohhh, I think they're asking about mixing dye with Kool-Aid to dye your hair.
ThePhan: To which the answer is pretty much, "Use whatever dye you want. How long it lasts depends on the condition of your hair."
Sam: TP: Respond by saying who's playing Gavroche in the new Les Mis.
ThePhan: LOL LOL

Cheeseburger Salad

Dave: Cheesburger salad is pretty good.

Nyperold: Is that just the normal ingredients of a cheeseburger, without the bun?

Dave: It's just a cheeseburger, on a bed of lettuce.

Goosey: Sounds delicious.

Dave: I was making burgers for dinner, and thought I ought to have some veggies too. So I threw some lettuce on the plate and called that good.

Sam: LOL LOL

Sam: Leen is cracking up. She says, "That's such a Dave thing to do."

Getting Jokes

Dave: One time I told a friend of mine that Department of Redundancy Department joke, and he didn't laugh. So hey, not the best joke, oh well.

Dave: Almost a year later he hears the same joke from a teacher and comes and tells it to me. I'm like "Yeah, that's a good one... But didn't I tell you that joke awhile ago?"

Dave: He was like "Oh, it's only funny if you know what 'redundancy' means!"

Dave: ...

ThePhan: Heh.

Goosey: LOL

ThePhan: There was a girl I traveled with who... erm... was not the brightest. So I frequently made jokes or snarky comments that she just didn't get.

Goosey: hahaha

ThePhan: One day I was goofing off with a group of girls at a camp, and she came up to me and said, "Whoa! Hannah! I didn't know you were funny!"

ThePhan: My friend Jessica, whose sense of humor matches mine very closely, responded, "Actually, about 90% of what she says is funny. You just have to know what she's talking about."

ThePhan: ...Which could have offended her if she had understood what Jessica was implying with that.

ThePhan: But she didn't. So it didn't.

Goosey: LOL

Sam: Dave: If you liked that joke BEFORE I knew what it meant, you'll LOVE it now that I do!!

* Sam only figures 80% of what Hannah says is funny.

* Sam suddenly fears what that says about him. 8-o

Goosey: lol

* Sam writes a script to aggregate all of ThePhan's non-funny lines and furiously tries to decipher the humor in half of them.

Goosey: hahaha

Dave: Sam: I don't know about you, but I laugh hysterically every time she says anything.

Sam: Oh no!!!

ThePhan: Well, I certainly wouldn't have guessed 90% either, which may mean I don't get my own jokes.

ThePhan: My humor is too intellectual for me.

* Sam points at ThePhan and laughs.

Dave: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Goosey: LOL

Dave: It's only funny if you understand what "intellectual" means!

Sam: NOW I get it!

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Ticia: Did I tell you guys that Don bought squaw bread the other day and I laughed?

Goosey: LOL

ThePhan: LOL

Dave: I don't get it.

Sam: You have to know what "day" means.

Dave: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Dave: NOW I GET IT

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* Randy rocks

* goldfishy Spocks

* Maryam locks (and loads)

* Goosey flocks

* Randy Wakka Flokka Flames

* ThePhan mocks. Everyone.

Sam: Phan: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

Dave: HILARIOUS

Dave: Sam: I thought it was funnier than you did, because I understand words.

Clueless Noob

Sam: HI LAZORRA

LaZorra: oh look it is a sam hi sam hi hi hi sam hi

LaZorra: sam hi

TalkingDog: hi

TalkingDog: ...

LaZorra: hi talkingdog are you a dog hi dog

TalkingDog: hi

Randy: hi

LaZorra: hi

Randy: dog?

* TalkingDog doesn't even remember which clueless noob is he parodying.

LaZorra: TD: LOL, you rang *very* faint bells for me, but I couldn't remember either.

TalkingDog: All I really remember now is Sam saying something like "I believe we've successfully navigated the greeting portion of this conversation," followed by the other person saying "hi" again.

LaZorra: LOL

Randy: LOL

50 Hearts

[RinkChat] User Goosey rolls 1d6: 5 = 5

* Randy gives Goosey 5 @-`-,--`,--`-,----

Goosey: Yay!

[RinkChat] User Maryam rolls 50d1: 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 50

Goosey: LOL

Randy: uh oh

Randy: hehe

* Randy gives Maryam 50 ♥

Maryam: hehehe

Randy: In Zelda, that would make you INVINCIBLE

Maryam: False. You can only get twenty hearts total in Zelda games.

Jaws

Ticia: So, my kids watched Jaws the other day. Joseph just told me "I'm never going swimming at the beach." and when I asked him why he simply stated "Sharks."

Goosey: LOL

Ticia: I said "We shouldn't have let you watch Jaws, huh?"

Ticia: He said "No, I should have watched it. Because if I didn't watch it, then I would have swam at the beach and died!"

Fried Mouse

ThePhan: My mom posted on FB: "OK, now I get to curl E's hair. She won't do it because she found that a mouse had died on it!!! EWWWW! But J disposed of the stiff rodent and is washing off the cord. There is always adventure at our house!!"

Maryam: A mouse died on her hair??

ThePhan: I'm pretty sure she means a mouse died on the curling iron, but it definitely indicates a mouse died on her hair.

ThePhan: EXACTLY.

Goosey: LOL EW

ThePhan: I'm also disturbed by the idea that she "found out" - like it had been true for a while and she just didn't know.

Maryam: I have no idea what to do for dinner today.

TalkingDog: Fried mouse.

A LaZorra Moment

ThePhan: So I jumped in on somebody else's conversation on Facebook to offer my opinion on something, haha, and got this response from someone else who was not involved in the conversation: "I like it how Hannah always has something long and interesting to say in almost all her posts =) It makes life exciting."

ThePhan: I thiiink that's OK, but now I feel all self-conscious about it.

Sentynel: Phan: You should post something like and interesting about it.

* ThePhan will post something like.

Sentynel: Er.

Sentynel: *long

Sentynel: I had a LaZorra moment there. I kept rereading Phan's comment trying to work out why it didn't make any sense.

Sentynel: Then I realised she was mocking my typo.