T-Rex Minus Six Hours

LaZorra: Okay, ugh, Ihave to get up in four hours, so I'm going to bed.

Sentynel: I'm at T-minus six hours at the moment.

* LaZorra reads "T-Rex minus six hours."

* LaZorra doesn't want to encounter T-Rex on six hours of sleep.

Sentynel: Yes. In six hours I will be dragged out of bed by a T-Rex.

Sentynel: I finally worked out how to build an un-ignorable alarm clock.

Banana Bleach

Goosey: Fish is NUMMY

LaZorra: NUMMY FISH

LaZorra: fisssssssh

LaZorra: nice fisssh

LaZorra: we likesss it

10Kan: Awl WRAH and wriggling!

LaZorra: 10K: Thank you for playing LaZorra's Stream of Consciousness! Tune in again next time, when the theme will be BANANA BLEACH and NANCY DREW.

Goosey: Lz: LOL!!

Maryam: What is banana bleach?

LaZorra: Maryam: Um...it...makes really shiny bananas?

Maryam: LOL, I thought it was actually a thing.

10Kan: It removes those unsightly yellow stains that most bananas get.

Randy: mmm banana bleach

LaZorra: LOL

Sentynel: Bananas that whiten your teeth.

Maryam: Nancy Drew and the Case of the Banana Bleach. What, exactly, was it, Nancy wondered.

Goosey: LOL

LaZorra: LOL

Eyebrows in Space

* 10Kan just gave Kerbal Space Program a spin.

(This is discussed for awhile.)

Sentynel: And I've successfully put it into orbit everywhere from 40km to 200km.

10Kan: Sweet!

* LaZorra reads, "I've successfully put eyebrows everywhere."

* LaZorra needs to sleep at some point.

10Kan: LOL

Randy: LOL

Sentynel: EYEBROW ROCKET

Randy: Goosey totally needs to draw that

10Kan: UNIBROWS IN SPACE

Food on the Floor

Ticia: So, today we had: -Thomas dump about 8 eggs onto the kitchen floor. -Joseph spill ranch dressing on the kitchen floor. -Rose spill applesauce onto the floor. -All the pacifiers lost, until 10 minutes after we bought new ones.

Ticia: It's been one of those days.

Sentynel: Ticia: Cook the floor and you'll have dinner!

Deidle

Randy: NOT IDLE HAHA

Goosey: DEIDLE

ThePhan: ME NEITHER

Randy: WOOO

Randy: ITS A DEIDLE PARTY

ThePhan: DEIDLE, DEIDLE, DEIDLE, I MADE IT OUT OF CHAT

Goosey: AND WHEN ITS DRY AND READY I WILL BLAME IT ON MY CAT

ThePhan: LOL

* ThePhan's deidle is definitely her cat's fault.

Randy: LOL LOL

Randy: i didn't know you had a cat?

ThePhan: Well, OK, maybe it's not my cat's fault. Maybe it's Seth's.

Randy: Seth's cat's fault or Seth's fault?

Randy: I'm confused

ThePhan: Seth's fault.

ThePhan: Seth doesn't have a cat either.

* ThePhan reveals the big twist ending: Seth IS my cat!

Peanut Butter Apology

ThePhan: The jar of peanut butter my roommate bought read on the side, "We're still 18 oz." For some reason, EVERY time I saw it, I thought it said, "We're sorry 18x" (as in 18 times, I guess).

10Kan: LOL

10Kan: "A thousand pardons!"

10Kan: The things that a peanut butter manufacturer would apologize to their customers for is rather terrifying.

10Kan: Or, considering them is.

10Kan: "NOW WITH 20% LESS SALMONELLA"