MS Addiction

LaZorra: Facebook is giving me an ad for "MS Addiction Counseling."
LaZorra: I think I'm in trouble if even Facebook thinks I'm addicted to school.
Sentynel: Facebook knows all and sees all.
LaZorra: *bows before Facebook*
* 10Kan is too naive to know what the "MS" in that ad acutally means.
* wintermute watches last night's Psych!
wintermute: LaZ: People get addicted to multiple sclerosis?
Sentynel: I assume it means "MySpace".
10Kan: It is a difficult condition to drop.
wintermute: Mississippi? Microsoft?
iwpg: No, the S being a capital is a typo. It obviously means addiction to the letter M.
10Kan: Munching Sausages?
LaZorra: Wow, you all have opened my eyes. I just thought it meant "master of science."
wintermute: No-one is truly a master of science.
10Kan: Heh.
10Kan: "So old man, we meet again. This time, I am the master."
10Kan: "Only a master of musical theater, Darth!"
10Kan: Huh. Actually, Literature would be a better dark side to Science.
wintermute: Philosophy?
wintermute: Or anything post-modern.
10Kan: Lit has the most room for BS and wordplay, I think.

Peanut Better

LaZorra: I just told MSB that peanut better makes everything butter.
LaZorra: O.o
wintermute: LOL!
LaZorra: I AM NOT SURE HOW THIS WORKS.
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: It's like magic beanstalk beans. But it's a peanut that makes everything butter. Or, well, it had better do that.
Sentynel: Peanut Better: I can't believe it's butter!
wintermute: That would be a good slogan for a disappointing product: I can't believe it's not better!

Bella's Chocolate

wintermute: Just got 'Bella down for her nap.
wintermute: Now to eat Belgian chocolate, and watch TV.
LaZorra: CHOKLIT
* ThePhan read that as "Now to eat Bella's chocolate."
LaZorra: TP: She's too young for it, you know.
LaZorra: She might grow up brown and soft with a tendency to melt in the heat.

The Hangover

ThePhan: So we got this booklet from my local video rental store that lists like all the new movies and detailed synopses of them. Heh.
ThePhan: I was bored and playing around with it so I'd take the first sentence from one review and then the second sentence from the next, and then the third from from the first one, and so on, back and forth.
ThePhan: Creating a whole new story.
Randy: hehe
ThePhan: The Hangover and the new Terminator were right next to each other.
ThePhan: The summary went something like this:
ThePhan: "[a character from The Hangover] decide to go to Las Vegas for the bachelor party of a lifetime. Twenty years later, the world is an apocalyptic wasteland. What a night it must have been!"
Randy: LOL LOL
TalkingDog: LOL
ThePhan: So, beware. Bachelor parties cause the apocalypse.
Randy: I've always suspected thusly

Space Prostitutes

Rivikah: you can never have too many whisks.
ThePhan: If you're in a production of Beauty and the Beast where the whisk costume looks like some kind of bundled-up space prostitute... then you could have too many whisks.
Randy: :-.
ThePhan: I'm pretty sure one whisk was too many for our production. Nobody knew what she was.
Rivikah: No such thing!
ThePhan: The Beast's castle populated ENTIRELY by space prostitutes is a much, much less romantic retelling of that story.
Rivikah: o.O
Rivikah has left.
ThePhan: I scared her away with that thought, apparently.
Randy: Some people just can't deal with space prostitutes

Pizza Translated From Japanses

Kalimeris: I had pizza for dinner
Kalimeris: It was DELICIOUS
ThePhan: I am having for pizza too!
ThePhan: Um.
ThePhan: I am having pizza for dinner.
Kalimeris:
* ThePhan is not sure what happened to that sentence.
LaZorra: ThePhan: How translated form the Japanses.
LaZorra: ...
ThePhan: LZ: No kidding.
LaZorra: And so is LaZorra.
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: I thought that was deliberate.
LaZorra: Not particularly!

EEL HUG

* LaZorra HUGS Sam!
* Sam HUGS LaZorra!
* Leen gave Sam a REAL hug!
Sam: YES.
Leen: I almost typed EAL but caught it in time.
Sam: EEL HUG!
Randy: EAL HUGS
Leen: That wouldn't be as fun.
LaZorra: Is it an ELETRIC EEL AND KILLING WEASEL hug?
ThePhan: That doesn't sound like a nice thing to do.
LaZorra: Yeah, I was just thinking that that probably wouldn't do much to make Sam's day better.
ThePhan: "I meant to type 'hug,' but instead I accidentally typed 'ATTACKED WITH AN ELETRIC EEL AND KILLING WEASEL'."
* Randy gives LaZorra an Eel hug!
* LaZorra gives Randy an Albacore Tuna hug!
Leen: I'm hungry.
Leen: But not for eel.
Randy: UNAGI!
LaZorra: LOL, I was just typing, "For eel sushi?"

Pants! (etc.)

Leen: That reminds me of the pants conversation I had with... I think wm years back.
Leen: I'm pretty sure it was someone in the UK I had the conversation with, I was talking about pants and they were laughing at me.
goldfishy: Because they were thinking about knickers instead of trousers?
Leen: Yes!
goldfishy: I'm slowly getting used to hearing pants and not thinking of underwear around americans
* LaZorra nearly just did /topic AMERICAN UNDERWEAR
Leen: DOIT
Randy: LOL LOL
Kalimeris:
goldfishy: What do you guys call knickers?
Leen: Underwear, panties (for girls), tighty whities, boxers... I guess it varies, but mostly undies or underwear.
LaZorra: Underwear.
LaZorra: Leen: I am underprivileged, hehe.
Leen: It's a shame Sam is missing this conversation.
Leen: Enter, Sam!
Randy: hehehe
goldfishy: I always forget about panties
goldfishy: I mean the word!
LaZorra: [RinkChat] Memo Posted: [->Sam] YOU ARE MISSING A CONVERSATION ABOUT UNDERWEAR
ThePhan: LOL
TalkingDog: LOL
Randy: LOL LOL
* LaZorra TOPICBOTS goldie's panty remark.
Leen: That is EXACTLY what I said to Sam when he walked in, LZ.
Sam has entered.
Nyperold: We don't have anything that we call knickers, as far as I can tell.
LaZorra: LOL LOL
Sam: I wanna talk about underwear, too!!!
Leen: He asked "with who?"
Nyperold: Then again, I haven't looked it up.
Leen: and I started listing people, starting with LaZorra.
Leen: and he said "I KNEW IT!"
Sam: I did know it.
Sam: I thought to myself, "She's going to say 'LaZorra' first."
Leen: Poor LZ.
* LaZorra thinks this would be the perfect time to say, "I LOVE YOU SAM *throws panties*"
* LaZorra does not say this.
Sam: LOL
Sam: Awww, you don't love me. :-(
ThePhan: LaZorra is the underwear convo queen.
LaZorra: Leen: LOL, you ratted me out.
Randy: You all rule!
Nyperold: Okay, apparently the word is gaining ground over here.
LaZorra: Sam: Hey, now, if we were having a conversation about bras, I could see why you might suspect me. But underwear? That's far more generic.
LaZorra: Practically ANY of the Rinkies could have started a conversation about underwear.
LaZorra: SAM I LOVE YOU
goldfishy: Knickers? Good - it's a good work - better than panties :-p
Kalimeris: Hehehe
LaZorra: *doesn't throw panties*
Sam: But I guessed you, and I WAS RIGHT.
Kalimeris: Yeah, I'm not a fan of the word "panties"
goldfishy: *word
Kalimeris: It's so... so...
ThePhan: LZ: I probably wouldn't have.
Kalimeris: It's PANTIES
Randy: hehehe
Leen: I told him you didn't start the conversation, though.
LaZorra: THONGS AND BOXERS AND G-STRINGS OH MY
ThePhan: Kali: I have a friend who doesn't like the word, so when she's required to say it, she pronounces it "pahnties," because apparently that makes her feel like she's not saying it.
Sam: I was just about to say, "Love without panties is the best kind of love," but that wasn't going to come out right.
LaZorra: SAM !!!!
Randy: LOL LOL
* LaZorra dies laughing.
ThePhan: Sam: LOL LOL LOL
Sam: I was trying to think of a clever way of appreciating that panties weren't being thrown at me, but I think the best way is, ultimately, "I'm glad panties aren't being thrown at me."
* goldfishy thinks of something she shouldn't say out loud and glows red
Kalimeris: I'm also glad that panties aren't being thrown around
ThePhan: goldfishy: Was it "Love without panties is the best kind of love"?
Randy: I'm going to write a poem entitled that
goldfishy: No it was a response to that
LaZorra: Sam: I was typing out, "SAM YOU ARE SUCKING MY CUTENESS" and that just didn't seem right in context, either.
ThePhan: hallo i am a teenager and i am talking about teh love without panties
LaZorra: LOL LOL LOL
LaZorra: ALL teenagers talk about love without panties. :-p
Sam: I love you all.
Randy: Sheesh, we're quiet all day long...someone mentions panties and we all go nuts
Kalimeris: We've been holding it up inside
goldfishy: Yeah I guess it isn't just my mind in the gutter
Randy: not that its bad
ThePhan: I know I sit in RinkChat all day thinking, "I really hope someone mentions panties soon."
LaZorra: Underwear and food make Chat go round.
LaZorra: LOL
Leen: Pretty much..
Randy: LOL LOL
SirDude: Hopefully not at the same time
LaZorra: I dunno. Surely you've heard of edible panties.
Sam: I needed a conversation like this. Not a very fun day at work, and I miss fun in chat.
Nyperold: Oh, you'd be surprised.
* LaZorra HUGS Sam!
SirDude: I'm actually trying to eat dinner here
Sam: TP: I always suspected.

LOL OL

ThePhan: LOL OL
ThePhan: LAUGHING OUT LOUD OUT LOUD
* LaZorra cracks up.
Randy: LOL
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'WE ARE LAUGHING OUT LOUD OUT LOUD' by LaZorra.
* Randy HUGS ThePhan and LaZorra!

Burma Shave

(I was watching The Producers.)

LaZorra: SPRINGTIME FOR HITLER AND GERMANYYYYYYYYY
LaZorra: WINTER FOR POLAND AND FRAAAAAAAAANCE
ThePhan: Hehehe
Randy: DON'T BE STUPID BE A SMARTIE
Randy: COME AND JOIN THE NAZI PARTY
Randy: That was almost a Burma Shave ad,
LaZorra: LOL LOL
LaZorra: Don't be stupid / Be a smartie / Come and join / The Nazi Party / Burma Shave
LaZorra: I love that.