Cowboy Stripper

MSB: Oooooh I'm planning LaZorra's bachelorette party
MSB: any Rinkie tips?
geneva: Scavenger hunt!
Maryam: Go through the typos for ideas.
Goosey: Cupcakes! and Noodly glop! and play charades and watch Sinbad of the Seven Seas and read typos out loud!
Maryam: Yes, Sinbad!!
Goosey: and have an eyebrow-wiggling party!
ThePhan: HAHA SINBAD WOULD BE THE BEST BACHELORETTE PARTY EVER
geneva: hahahaha Sinbad was on the TV the other day and I just about died laughing, Brent was so confused
Maryam: You should have Sinbad-themed cupcakes.
Maryam: From one of those fancy cake places.
Ticia: Cowboy stripper?
Randy: LOL LOL
Goosey: LOL LOL
MSB: her mom will be there, lol.
Randy: Then definite on the Cowboy Stripper?
Goosey: Okay, another drawer cleaned out!
Goosey: This drawer shall be for . . .
Ticia: Two Cowboy Strippers, then?
Goosey: Dice and stationery and art supplies?
Goosey: yes, those things
geneva: Ticia, I dont think TWO cowboy strippers would fit in a drawer ;)
ThePhan: geneva: LOL LOL
Randy: I was gonna say those two sentences fit together.
Goosey: LOL LOL LOL
geneva: teehee XD I miss you guys
Maryam: I like the thought of being able to store away cowboy strippers in a drawer, for whenever you want to pull them out.
Goosey: LOL
Goosey: that could be embarassing.
Randy: That would be a good comic to draw.
Goosey: "Can I borrow a pen?" "Sure, over there in the drawer -- NOT THAT DRAWER!" "YEEEEEHAW!!"
Maryam: Goosey: LOL LOL
Maryam: The YEEHAW at the end got me.
MSB: "Hey there lil' lady, I've got a pen for you, right here"
geneva: LOL Goosey
Goosey: :D
Randy: LOL
Maryam: oh goodness you guys are hilarious
geneva: Why does that drawer have a padlock???
ThePhan: Goosey: LOL LOL
* ThePhan is laughing so hard right now.
Maryam: Randy: What are you watching?
Goosey: LAZORRA WAKE UP WE ARE DISCUSSING YOUR DRAWERS
Goosey: ...
Maryam: Goosey: ahaha

Baby Names

wintermute: How come all your siblings were named for Biblical people, and you were named for the Phantom of the Opera?

wintermute: I'm pretty sure he wasn't in the Bible.

ThePhan: LOL LOL

geneva: LOL

ThePhan: After I was born, my parents decided Biblical people made a better basis for naming children than fictional monsters did.

wintermute: Phan: I can understand that decision.

ThePhan: My brother Nathan very nearly escaped the name "Frankenstein's Monster Megill."

ThePhan: Er. He did escape it.

* ThePhan's sentence should have been better thought out.

wintermute: Better than Loch Ness Monster Megill.

Getting to Sleep

geneva: ugh I have 16 lesson plans to write when I get home

* geneva bangs her head against the keyboard repeatedly

geneva: if that can be done fast enough, I may get some kind of sleep tonight

ThePhan: For a minute I thought you meant you could get sleep if you banged your head against the keyboard fast enough.

ThePhan: Which is possibly true, but NOT the best way to go about it.

Doesn't Need Rats

geneva: oh I have no idea where my cowboy hat went to.....rats!

goldfishy: Quite honestly, a lot of the time I hate cropping photos because I am so incredibly indecisive I have no idea what to do but I usually get there in the end. This time it just feels right and I look at it and it just seems soooooooo much better and it's ridiculous because it's not an important photo and it doesn't need rats

goldfishy: I can't read and type at the same time...

goldfishy: *and it doesn't need cropped

Rinkie Compilation Album

Sam: All I want to do is disable vsync.

Sam: HOW DO I DO THAT.

(Awhile later, Sam had still not found an answer.)

Sam: DAMMIT, IT DID NOT FIX MY PROBLEM.

TalkingDog: Try turning on NSync.

Sentynel: Aren't they an awful band?

geneva: there should never be space cowboys

geneva: EVER

Sentynel: geneva: Are you dissing Firefly?

geneva: Sent: That was not my intention, but likely you have never owned an N*Sync album :P

Sentynel: No. No I haven't.

Sentynel: If I did, I would have to have a serious re-evaluation of my life.

geneva: be thankful!

geneva: lol

* ThePhan is going to give Sent an N*Sync album for Christmas this year.

Sentynel: I will hunt you down.

ThePhan: What if it was a very special compilation album of Rinkies covering N*Sync songs?

ThePhan: Because that's a project I'm trying to get going.

Sentynel: That's the oddest thing ever. I love it.

* ThePhan is pretty sure she would play that album every day of her life.

ThePan

geneva: congrats Randy welcome, also, welcome to ThePan
geneva: oops
geneva: *ThePhan
Randy: PAN
ThePhan has left.
ThePhan has entered.
ThePhan: What? I left?
ThePhan: Maybe I was too upset at being called ThePan.
ThePhan: Heh.
LaZorra: YOU ARE SO TOUCHY TINPAN
ThePhan: STOP CALLING ME THAT STOP IT STOP IT I HATE IT
* ThePhan stomps out of chat for a split second again to prove how upsetting she finds this.