Cowboy Stripper

MSB: Oooooh I'm planning LaZorra's bachelorette party
MSB: any Rinkie tips?
geneva: Scavenger hunt!
Maryam: Go through the typos for ideas.
Goosey: Cupcakes! and Noodly glop! and play charades and watch Sinbad of the Seven Seas and read typos out loud!
Maryam: Yes, Sinbad!!
Goosey: and have an eyebrow-wiggling party!
ThePhan: HAHA SINBAD WOULD BE THE BEST BACHELORETTE PARTY EVER
geneva: hahahaha Sinbad was on the TV the other day and I just about died laughing, Brent was so confused
Maryam: You should have Sinbad-themed cupcakes.
Maryam: From one of those fancy cake places.
Ticia: Cowboy stripper?
Randy: LOL LOL
Goosey: LOL LOL
MSB: her mom will be there, lol.
Randy: Then definite on the Cowboy Stripper?
Goosey: Okay, another drawer cleaned out!
Goosey: This drawer shall be for . . .
Ticia: Two Cowboy Strippers, then?
Goosey: Dice and stationery and art supplies?
Goosey: yes, those things
geneva: Ticia, I dont think TWO cowboy strippers would fit in a drawer ;)
ThePhan: geneva: LOL LOL
Randy: I was gonna say those two sentences fit together.
Goosey: LOL LOL LOL
geneva: teehee XD I miss you guys
Maryam: I like the thought of being able to store away cowboy strippers in a drawer, for whenever you want to pull them out.
Goosey: LOL
Goosey: that could be embarassing.
Randy: That would be a good comic to draw.
Goosey: "Can I borrow a pen?" "Sure, over there in the drawer -- NOT THAT DRAWER!" "YEEEEEHAW!!"
Maryam: Goosey: LOL LOL
Maryam: The YEEHAW at the end got me.
MSB: "Hey there lil' lady, I've got a pen for you, right here"
geneva: LOL Goosey
Goosey: :D
Randy: LOL
Maryam: oh goodness you guys are hilarious
geneva: Why does that drawer have a padlock???
ThePhan: Goosey: LOL LOL
* ThePhan is laughing so hard right now.
Maryam: Randy: What are you watching?
Goosey: LAZORRA WAKE UP WE ARE DISCUSSING YOUR DRAWERS
Goosey: ...
Maryam: Goosey: ahaha

The 2016 Olympics

ThePhan: This survey just gave me a list of items and said "Please indicate if you have done one of these in the last 3 months."
ThePhan: One of those items? "Attended the 2016 Olympics."
Goosey: LOL
ThePhan: Why, yes. I did that in March.
Goosey: Phan: That would be TALENT
LaZorra: Phan: Did you win
LaZorra: ?
ThePhan: LZ: I *did* win.
ThePhan: Every medal.
MSB: okay. what happened while i was working
LaZorra: MSB: the 2016 Olympics.
LaZorra: You worked for a LONG time.

LaZorra Hinders My Food

MSB: i have to stop reading these typoes
MSB: or else i will never achieve anything with my life
ThePhan: LAZORRA YOUR TYPOS ARE HINDERING OUR FUTURES
MSB: and start typoing profusely
LaZorra: TP: I am very, very sorry for ruining your life.
MSB: ohhhh, food!
MSB: that would be a good idea
ThePhan: LZ: It's okay. I'm pretty sure anything hindered in my food is actually my own fault.
ThePhan: Er, in my future.
MSB: :P
ThePhan: Okay, that typo might have been partly your fault. And partly MSB's, for saying "food."
Goosey: Hindered food?
MSB: it was a very lazorra-esque typo
LaZorra: feeeeeed
Goosey: Is that, like, when you can't find the tabby part to take the top off the pudding cup?
LaZorra: TP: LOL LOL