RinkDrama

Sam has entered.

Goosey: SAM

Sam: GOOSEY

Sentynel: Hi Sam!

Sam: Yo.

Ticia: zSAM

Ticia: I mean, SAM

Sam: TICIA I THINK YOU WERE RUDE TO ME.

Goosey: LOL

Sam: THERE NEEDS TO BE MORE DRAMA IN HERE.

Sam: I NEED MORE DRAMA.

Sam: SOMEBODY PISS ME OFF.

* Goosey dresses Sam like Hamlet and puts him onstage in the spotlight.

Sam: GOOSEY I HATE YOU.

ThePhan: Yes, since I've been on break from college, the thing I'm missing most has been the drama.

Goosey: O__O

* Goosey dresses Sam like Juliet instead.

Sam: Goosey...*flutter*...I sexily hate you.

Goosey: LOL LOL

ThePhan: LOL

[RinkChat] The message buffer has been cleared by Sam.

* Goosey dresses Sam up like King Lear now.

Sam: There. Now no one will see how I was humiliated.

Sam: Aargh!

Sentynel: Clearing the buffer doesn't work on PyRook.

Goosey: LOL LOL

Sentynel: Who wants screenshots?

* Sam dresses Goosey up as Jack Sparrow.

* Sam dresses Sentynel up as Madame Bovary.

* Goosey weaves around the room and twirls her mustache.

* Sentynel Wikipedias himself.

* Sam dresses up Sentynel as Fleur Delacoeur.

Goosey: LOL LOL

* Sam dresses Goosey up as the Little Engine That Could.

* Goosey thinks she can!

* Goosey dresses Sam up like Curious George.

* Sentynel dresses himself up as Spirit, the Little Rover That Could. (RIP.)

* Sam dresses Ticia up as Alfred Hitchcock.

* Sam dresses ThePhan up as Trogdor.

Goosey: LOL

Goosey: BURNINANTION

* Sam dresses TalkingDog up as The Brave Little Toaster.

* Sam dresses Goosey up as Sam.

Sam: Whoa, it's like there are two of me.

* Goosey blinks

* Sentynel dresses himself up as Spartacus.

* Goosey dresses Sentynel up as Little Bo Peep.

Sam: Peep.

* ThePhan BURNINATES THE COUNTRYSIDE

* ThePhan BURNINATES THE PEASANTS

* Goosey dresses Sam up like Strongbad.

TalkingDog: Whahappen?

* Sam dresses ThePhan up as a thatch-roofed cottage.

Goosey: LOL

* ThePhan BURNINATES ALL THE PEOPLE AND.... herself.

Goosey: LOL LOL

* TalkingDog ... makes toast? He doesn't remember the Brave Little Toaster very well.

* Goosey dresses TalkingDog up like Osaka.

Sentynel: Self-burnination, the other firey protest.

TalkingDog: Sata andagi!

Goosey: :-D

* Goosey dresses ThePhan up like Grar.

* Goosey dresses Sam up like Charlie.

Goosey: *sigh* And with that I think I should go attempt to finish my garden.

The Day of Badly Timed LOLs

Goosey: LOL

Goosey: My FB status today is ""Can" and "do" are not the same thing -- but sometimes they should be."

Goosey: A friend responded: "That would make the Can-can song very different. "I can do the can-can" would become "I do do the do do.""

Ticia has entered.

Goosey: TICIA

Ticia: Hello!

ThePhan: Goosey: LOL

ThePhan: HAHA YOU SAID HI TO TICIA

* ThePhan was obviously laughing at earlier comments.

Ticia: I just paid my gas bill!

Goosey: LOL

Goosey: Ticia: HOORAY

Ticia: I know, hilarious, right!

Ticia: Hehe

Goosey: THAT IS SO FUNNY YOU CAN HAVE HOT WATER NOW

Ticia: Today is the day of badly timed LOLs

Goosey: hehehe

[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'The Day of Badly Timed LOLs' by Goosey.

WhizKid's Skeleton Pea Army

WhizKid: ThePhan: I want all peas.

WhizKid: WhizKid's unearthing warriors considering their dinner.

Goosey: LOL

Goosey: I totally picture now WK raising skeleton armies to hunt down all the peas.

Baby Names

wintermute: How come all your siblings were named for Biblical people, and you were named for the Phantom of the Opera?

wintermute: I'm pretty sure he wasn't in the Bible.

ThePhan: LOL LOL

geneva: LOL

ThePhan: After I was born, my parents decided Biblical people made a better basis for naming children than fictional monsters did.

wintermute: Phan: I can understand that decision.

ThePhan: My brother Nathan very nearly escaped the name "Frankenstein's Monster Megill."

ThePhan: Er. He did escape it.

* ThePhan's sentence should have been better thought out.

wintermute: Better than Loch Ness Monster Megill.

wintermute Has Gone MAD WITH POWER

[RinkChat] User wintermute has been made a moderator by TalkingDog.

wintermute: WOO HOO!

* wintermute KICKS everyone!

[RinkChat] User wintermute has had moderator status revoked by TalkingDog.

TalkingDog: No kicky.

ThePhan: LOL

wintermute: :(

ThePhan: TalkingDog saves the day!

1ZX3645X1300420541 Flowers

Randy: Lesson for today: Don't order flowers for your girlfriend when she is going out of town for 3 days.

Goosey: LOL

goldfishy: Well I did kinda wonder but you'd already done it before you told me :-( Did she not get them in time?

Randy: Nope

goldfishy: Awwww

Randy: But someone is at her house and put them in the fridge

goldfishy: Oooh I hope that works!

Randy: it should. heh

Randy: aww, the guy at her house sent her a pic of them, and she sent to me. They look good!

Randy: Hopefully she won't think its because of this 1ZX3645X1300420541

Randy: gah

Randy: http://notalwaysright.com/about-to-be-a-war-of-the-roses/11637

Goosey: O_O

Nyperold: I can multiply 3645 by 1300420541 given enough time, but I don't know about this Z business.

Randy: That was a tracking number

goldfishy: I don't think she will think it was because of 1ZX3645X1300420541 - not many people would think that

Dumbledore Cake

[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'TalkingDog: I had a dream that Bill Gates was taking over Hogwarts, and the only way to stop him was to team up with Voldemort, but I wanted to check that with Dumbledore first, but Bill Gates turned him into a green piece of cake that started insulting people, so I ate some of it.' by TopicBot.

Goosey: LOL

TalkingDog: That was an awesomely random dream.

goldfishy: Ewwww

goldfishy: I would not eat Bill Gates cake

TalkingDog: Also, Voldemort was a ladybug.

TalkingDog: Dumbledore cake.

goldfishy: Oh yeah

goldfishy: Hmm

TalkingDog: Well, I guess Bill Gates made it.

goldfishy: I still wouldn't eat Dumbledore cake - it was probably green because he was so old and it was moldy

TalkingDog: Soylent green is wizards!