Maryam Pizza

[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'What should be a pizza topping?' by TopicBot.

wintermute: Mini-pizzas.

Goosey: Hehe.

wintermute: Baby-back ribs.

Goosey: LOL

Maryam has entered.

Randy: Maryam!

Randy: Who shouldn't be a pizza topping.

wintermute: Randy: Maryam should NOT be a pizza topping :(

Maryam: I think I agree.

Writing to Ann Landers

[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'What would the topic of your letter be if you were to write Ann Landers?' by TopicBot.

goldfishy: Excuse me, Ms. Landers but TopicBot asked me to write to you. So who are you? Yours sincerely, goldfishy

ThePhan: Heh

Maryam: She's an advice columnist.

Nyperold: Advice columnist.

ThePhan: She's an advice colu--- yes.

goldfishy: Ah

ThePhan: What they said.

Ticia: Dear Ann Landers, My friend LaZorra isn't coming into Rinkchat lately.Does she hate me? Yours truely, Ticia"

Sentynel: "This bot keeps telling me what to do. What should I do about it?"

Maryam: "Dear Ann Landers, I have nothing to complain about. Sincerely, Maryam"

Ticia: :-D

ThePhan: Dear Ann Landers, Where on EARTH did I put that DVD case? Sincerely, Phan.

Maryam: LOL

WhizKid: Between!

ThePhan: WK's letter is the worst.

Ticia: I think so.

Maryam: Yeah, I don't think she'd print that one.

Dumbledore Cake

[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'TalkingDog: I had a dream that Bill Gates was taking over Hogwarts, and the only way to stop him was to team up with Voldemort, but I wanted to check that with Dumbledore first, but Bill Gates turned him into a green piece of cake that started insulting people, so I ate some of it.' by TopicBot.

Goosey: LOL

TalkingDog: That was an awesomely random dream.

goldfishy: Ewwww

goldfishy: I would not eat Bill Gates cake

TalkingDog: Also, Voldemort was a ladybug.

TalkingDog: Dumbledore cake.

goldfishy: Oh yeah

goldfishy: Hmm

TalkingDog: Well, I guess Bill Gates made it.

goldfishy: I still wouldn't eat Dumbledore cake - it was probably green because he was so old and it was moldy

TalkingDog: Soylent green is wizards!