Silly Word Games

ThePhan: Everything you can possibly do for fun at a campground is not something I'm interested, unless it is "play silly word games with the people you went camping with," in which case I COULD DO THAT ANY TIME. I don't need to do it Wi-Fi-less and surrounded by bugs.

ThePhan: I did miss a word. There should be an "in" after "interested."

goldfishy: Oh I thought we were playing a silly word game!

Smuggling

LaZorra: One of the broadcast students is in the newsroom doing a standup. She's talking about a conference at which Border Patrol, ICE, and local law enforcement will be. One line goes, "They'll be discussing creative ways smugglers get drugs across the border."

LaZorra: "We'll keep you updated on the latest."

wintermute: That's a PSA I want to hear.

LaZorra: GOODY I CAN'T WAIT TO LEARN HOW TO CREATIVELY SMUGGLE MY DRUGS

Goosey: LOL

LaZorra: This is why I hate broadcast news. :-p

ThePhan: It's important to stay up-to-date on the latest techniques!

Sentynel: LaZ: They've found a couple of drug smuggling *submarines* in places.

LaZorra: Sent: That RULES.

LaZorra: Er, I mean...

* ThePhan thought that said "a couple of druggies smuggling submarines."

LaZorra: LOL LOL

Sentynel: Phan: "Duuude, I have a great idea. We can smuggle SUBMARINES."

LaZorra: I hope they didn't try to smuggle them in their pants.

radiant: Just so that you know, at least one border control official is watching this chatroom.

LaZorra: HAI GUYZ

wintermute: I think that is reserved for smuggling animals.

goldfishy: "Is that a submarine? Or are you just really pleased you didn't get caught by border control?"

LaZorra: goldie: LOL LOL, that's EXACTLY what I was thinking.

FBI has entered.

FBI: Dude, it's not just the border patrol.

FBI has left.

LaZorra: :-.

Sentynel: Well *that* killed the conversation.

Dave: The FBI tends to have that affect.

* ThePhan does not invite the FBI to lively conversation parties.

radiant: EFFECT

Dave: Your mom.

Goosey: LOL

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LaZorra: OK, the actual quote is that "Speakers from ICE, the Border Patrol, and the FBI will talk about angs, to trends, to creative ways smugglers are getting drugs into the country."

LaZorra: *gangs

LaZorra: Er.

LaZorra: I am missing part of that sentence.

LaZorra: *talk about everthing from gangs

LaZorra: *EVERYTHING

LaZorra: AUGH

Sentynel: LOL

wintermute: The thing about "everything" is that it includes cake recipes and next season's fashion tips.

ThePhan: The fashion tips might be part of the "trends" portion of this speech.

goldfishy: Well don't you want to know which brownie recipe is favoured among pot heads?

LaZorra: wm: Those are all very important topics in border security.

LaZorra: We wouldn't want next season's fashions to be replicated cheaply in Mexico.

FBI has entered.

* FBI talks about angs, cake recipes and next season's fashion tips.

FBI has left.

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LaZorra: HAHAHA. Her tagline:

LaZorra: "This conference is also open to the general publiic interested in learning more."

Sentynel: The publiic, huh?

LaZorra: OH SHOT OP

Sentynel: Who wants to bet half the audience are smugglers looking for ideas?

LaZorra: Would be my guess.

Sentynel: Well, if any of them turn up in a submarine, you'll know for sure.

ThePhan: Maybe they'll smuggle a machine into the meeting, set it free, and then run away laughing. That could be kind of awesome.

ThePhan: Er, a submarine, not a "machine."

Sentynel: I was wondering what sort of machines.

Sentynel: I had visions of them being like "ha HA, we smuggled in A PRINTING PRESS!" and disappearing.

ThePhan: And the FBI are left in a room with no people but piles of random machinery.

LaZorra: Sent: LOL LOL

Sentynel: It's like a reverse Carmen Sandiego. Rather than stealing impractically large objects, you smuggle them in instead.

Sentynel: "Detective! Carmen Sandiego has stolen the Eiffel Tower, and Ogeidnas Nemrac has smuggled it into a conference in Arizona!"

LOOFAH

LaZorra: Hey folx

Grishny: Oh, "folks". For a second there I thought "why is she saying hey to herself?"

Grishny: Just assumed it was a typo of "fox"

Sentynel: LaZ!

goldfishy: She's a fox?

goldfishy: No wonder she typos

Grishny: That's what "LaZorra" means. "The Fox"

Grishny: Or rather, since it's feminine, "the Vixen"

Grishny: In fact I have this dim recollection that when she first started coming here, she called herself "El Zorro" or "Zorro the Fox" or something like that. Doesn't your nick originate from the Zorro tv show?

LaZorra: Grish: Wow, you have an incredible memory.

LaZorra: I was Zorro_the_Fox.

ThePhan: I just remembered a part of my dream last night.

ThePhan: I met up with LZ in real life but I tried calling her both "LaZorra" and "Heather" and she didn't seem to like either one. She either wouldn't respond, or she'd glare at me.

LaZorra: TP: >:-|

ThePhan: I finally gave a heartfelt speech about how I just wanted to be her friend and if she would just TELL me what she wanted to be called, I could go along with that.

ThePhan: But she just got up and stalked out.

ThePhan: And I was sad.

LaZorra has left.

ThePhan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

radiant: powerword IRL =)

Sentynel: LOL LOL

ThePhan: COME BACK, ZORRO_THE_FOX!

Sentynel: Actually, in real life she expects to be referred to as "Oh Ace One", or a similar honorific.

LaZorra has entered.

LaZorra: Sent speaks truth. You will address me properly.

Grishny: Okay, Michael J.

LaZorra: I don't remember anyone specifically suggesting "LaZorra." But I do remember it confusing people because it was masculine form.

Goosey: LOL

LaZorra: Grish: LOL

* ThePhan bows to the great Oh Ace LaZorra Fox One Heather.

* LaZorra is cracking up at work.

Goosey: LOL LOL

Grishny: That's her pilot call sign.

Grishny: Blows "Starbuck" right out of the sky.

ThePhan: OH WAIT

* ThePhan rearranges it to LaZorra Oh One Fox Ace Heather so it spells out LOOFAH.

LaZorra: LOL LOL

Goosey: LOL LOL

LaZorra: AWESOME

ThePhan: LOL = LaZorra Oh LaZorra

iwpg: LOL LOL LOL

Grishny: That is IT. I am calling her LOOFAH from this day forward.

Grishny: Or maybe "The Loofah."

LaZorra: LOOFAH OF ALL THAT IS HOLY

Healthy Nutrition

ThePhan: Roomie's talking about her nutrition class.

ThePhan: "For my body size, I'm supposed to eat between 2000 and 22,000 calories a day."

ThePhan: Just misspoken, but it made me giggle.

Sentynel: ...

Sentynel: That's quite a lot.

goldfishy: So it would be fine to be 11 times bigger than she is? She must be tiny

ThePhan: Yeah, if you're supposed to be eating 22,000 calories a day, there's NO WAY it's also okay for you to eat 2000 a day.

Hoom

LaZorra: Oh sigh. Mood swing.

LaZorra: Aaaand boom.

* Sentynel HUGS LaZorra!

* Sentynel hooms the "bope" wasn't actually LaZ exploding, or she could be a bit difficult to hug.

Sentynel: What the hell did I just type!?

Sentynel: "hoom"? What am I, an ent!?

LaZorra: LOL LOL

LaZorra: And "bope"?

LaZorra: You're turning into me.

Prequels

(I did NOT bold all the names in this because that would take FOREVER. Also, this was also all a response to this link I had posted: http://www.cracked.com/blog/14-prequels-even-hollywood-wouldnt-make/ )

* 10Kan is trying to think up titles for Phan's "prequels Hollywood would never make" list.

10Kan: So far, all I have is "The Englishman who Went Up a Hill and Came Down the Other Side" and "The Ordinary Research Findings of NIMH".

10Kan: Star Wars Episode 4.5: Nothing But Moisture Farming

Goosey: What about "Harry Potter and the Cupboard Under the Stairs"

Sentynel: No Country For Middle-Aged Men

10Kan: Brand New Lions

Goosey: Or "Daylight: A Spoiled Brat in Arizona"

Nyperold: Hello all!

10Kan: Goosey: What's that a sequel to?

Goosey: prequel to Twilight.

Sentynel: Some Bloke Loses His Legs And Mopes About It, In Full 3D

Goosey: ??

Sentynel: Avatar

10Kan: The Day The Earth Kept Spinning

Nyperold: You've Got Some Spam

Sentynel: Hm, along the same lines as 10K's, it's Tomorrow

10Kan: LOL

Sentynel: Or indeed July 3rd

10Kan: 29 Days Before 28 Days Later

Nyperold: Day Before the Triffids

Sentynel: Peopleland

10Kan: I, Roomba

Goosey: The Land Before the Land Before Time.

Goosey: 10Kan: LOL!

Sentynel: Similarly, Shaun of the Boring Day Job

Sentynel: 10K: Win

Nyperold: Problem Embryo

Sam: What's Now Happening To Baby Jane?

Nyperold: Along the same lines: Embryo Geniuses

Sam: I Know What You're Going To Do Next Summer

10Kan: Lumps of Coal are a Very Long Time

Goosey: Second to Last Destination

Sentynel: Terrestrial

Sam: Dude, I'm Gonna Buy a Car

Goosey: LOL!

10Kan: LOL

Sentynel: February 1st

10Kan: LOL

Goosey: LOL redsang suggests :The weird, new, ballooning guy of OZ.

Nyperold: Peter Parker Studies For Midterms

10Kan: These are all briliant.

10Kan: *brilliant

10Kan: Tell redsang that's awesome.

Goosey: John Hammond's Flea Circus

Sentynel: The Somewhat Impressives

* 10Kan is adding his to Phan's Facebook post.

Goosey: SEnt: LOL

Sentynel: I Am History

10Kan: LOL

Sentynel: The Penultimate SamuraiNyperold: Mr. Pan Builds His Dream Labyrinth

Sentynel: Losing Nemo

Sentynel: School of Normal Lessons

10Kan: Small Fry

Nyperold: Some Boards of Dr. Caligari

10Kan: Sent: Was that last one a riff on "School of Rock"?

Sam: Close Encounters of the Second Kind

10Kan: Nyp: LOL

10Kan: Sam: or "Seeing Faerie Folk in the Woods"

Sentynel: 10K: Yup.

10Kan: The Sound of Warming Up

Sam: Dr. Strangelove, Or: I Worry Too Much About the Bomb

Sentynel: Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Baby

10Kan: The Good, the Bad, and the Acne

Sentynel: U for Upset

10Kan: Ha!

Sentynel: Batman Thinks About Getting Started

10Kan: Or "Bruce Wayne Gets Pummeled Across China".

Sam: Then there's the old standby, "The Madness of King George II"

Sentynel: Alternate School of Rock prequel: School of Classical

Sam: School of Jazz would be awesome.

Sam: Dog Day Morning

Sam: Apollo 12

Sentynel: Middling Gun

Goosey: Slightly Tipsy Master

Nyperold: Ordinary Thursday

10Kan: The Quick and the Not-So-Quick.

10Kan: Sky Captain and the World of Today

Goosey: Ferris Bueler Goes To School

10Kan: Aliens vs. Boredom

Sam: Lone Ruffians of New York

Nyperold: Red October Stays Docked

Sam: Four First Dates and a Retirement Home?

10Kan: Good one.

Sentynel: Sarah Connor Has an Ordinary Few Days

Sentynel: Sam: Love Probably

10Kan: He-Man and the Guys Who Wield Influence Over Only One Planet

Sentynel: Sinbad of the Six Seas

Goosey: LOL

10Kan: Gremlins 0: Responsible Ownership

Goosey: There's a whole slew of movies that could be prequeled by A Bunch of Single People Don't Get Dates

Sentynel: (Alternatively: Sinbad Spends Decades Weightlifting)

Sam: Goosey: LOL

10Kan: Heh, I'm thinking up a lot of these and then saying to myself, "No, that would actually be interesting."

Goosey: The Pevensie Children Live Ordinary Lives

Sentynel: Mark Zuckerberg Doesn't Get Any Ideas

10Kan: Being Craig Schwartz

Sentynel: Home With Family

10Kan: Scott Pilgrim vs. Canada

Goosey: John Smith Sails to the New World

Sentynel: Standing Tiger, Visible Dragon

Goosey: The Baby Mermaid

Nyperold: My Neighbor Hiroto

Sentynel: A Group of Engineers Tinker Around In Their Garage and Don't Achieve Much

10Kan: Nyp: in that vein: "Ordinary Ainu Prince Astuffaka"

TalkingDog: Star Peace.

Goosey: LOL!

Goosey: Howl's Stationary Castle

Nyperold: Recruiting James Ryan

Sentynel: TD: On that note, Star Stroll

Goosey: Random Mutants

* 10Kan shakes his fist. CENSOR!

Sentynel: 2000: A Bunch of Boring Preparations

Goosey: LOL

10Kan: Crazy Scientist With Foolish, Unworkable Ideas

Goosey: The Absentminded Science Scholar

10Kan: It's Probably Just My Imagination About Mary

Sentynel: Planet of the Humans

Goosey: LOL!

Sam: LOL

TalkingDog: Win.

10Kan: LOL

Sam: 1968: A Hippie Odyssey

Goosey: American Piecrust

Goosey: Buffy the Cheerleader

10Kan: Ha!

Nyperold: The Great Train Successful and Uneventful Delivery

Goosey: LOL

Nyperold: A Russian Tail

10Kan: Too Fast, Two Horses: Chariot Drift

TalkingDog: No Dalmations.

Goosey: TD: LOL!

Sentynel: (Last one for now: Law Abiding Sailors of the Caribbean)

Goosey: LOL LOL

10Kan: Just the Right Number of Bridges

Goosey: Willy Wonka Meets the Oompa-Loompas.

Sentynel: 10K: LOL!

TalkingDog: Little Shop of Flowers.

Nyperold: Herschel Layton and the Academic Advisor

Sam: TD: LOL LOL LOL

Goosey: TD: Nice!

Goosey: Pomade

10Kan: The Fords of Madison County

Goosey: Pomade (prequel to Grease and/or Hairspray)

10Kan: Goosey: OH! LOL

Grishny: Did anybody do "Regularman" yet?

Goosey: Peter Parker Goes To Kindergarten

Grishny: No Country for Young Men

Nyperold: Fahrenheit 72

TalkingDog: Baby Frankenstein.

Goosey: LOL

Grishny: The Dark Squire

Goosey: Clean Harry

Grishny: Blade Walker

Sam: The Fifth Sense

TalkingDog: The Fourth Element?

Grishny: The Second Man

10Kan: Sam: He smells dead people?

Goosey: LOL!

Sam: Yeah. What a sicko.

Grishny: Ugh

TalkingDog: Pokemon: The Zeroth Movie. Okay, that doesn't work.

Goosey: U is for Umbrella

Grishny: Just One Indemnity

Sam: hehe

TalkingDog: Bottom Gun.

Grishny: The Man Who Had Too Many Sneaking Suspicions

10Kan: The Eggs

Grishny: The Conenecks

Goosey: ol

Goosey: LOL

Goosey: Good Evening, Vietnam!

10Kan: Kill People With Bill

Goosey: Losers with Minor Superpowers

Sam: The Saga of the Viking Women As They Mind Their Own Business While the Great Sea Serpent Minds Its

10Kan: On Her Majesty's Unemployment Pension

10Kan: Sam: LOL

TalkingDog: Bruce Wayne.

Grishny: One Sat On This Side of the Cuckoo's Nest

10Kan: Four Well-Respected Astronauts

Nyperold: La Terra (rests)

TalkingDog: The Land Before the Land Before Time.

10Kan: Romeo and Those Capulet Scum

Goosey: lol

Goosey: The Air Down Here

Nyperold: Un Chiot Andalou

10Kan: Terrestrial Jam

Grishny: Ground Bud

10Kan: The Incredible Walkies

Goosey: EarthWorld

Nyperold: Life of the Fireflies

Goosey: Robin of Locksley Joins the Crusades

10Kan: Indiana Jones and the Doctoral Thesis

Grishny: Not Yet a Robocop

Goosey: LOL!

10Kan: ...of Doom

10Kan: Honey, I Drove the Kids to School

Goosey: LOL

Nyperold: A Bog-Standard Day Out

Grishny: Ferris Bueller's Day at School

Goosey: 5 Leagues Under The SEa

Goosey: Dr. Jekyll Gets A Lab.

Goosey: Alternatively, Dr. Frankenstein Gets A Lab.

10Kan: Seven Brothers Live In Foul Bachelorhood

Goosey: LOL LOL LOL

* 10Kan wonders if watching "It", "The Thing", "Them", "The Stuff" and "They Live" would be a fun movie marathon.

Goosey: LOL

Grishny: Tuning Up

Grishny: (prequel to The Sound of Music)

Goosey: hehe

Nyperold: Chihiro Moves Away

10Kan: How Stella Lost Her Groove

10Kan: Abby Normal: Life Before the Monster

Nyperold: Green Arbor Day

Goosey: Life on 34th Street

Goosey: Little Girls

10Kan: Obedience on the Bounty

Goosey: LOL

10Kan: The King and Nobody Else

Nyperold: Average Self-Esteem & Open-Mindedness

10Kan: LOL

Goosey: LOL

10Kan: That's more a sequel than a prequel

Nyperold: Yeah, could be.

Grishny: Monsters Small Business

Goosey: hehe

Nyperold: But then, we've also been naming things that are less prequels and more like the first act

10Kan: The Partnership

:-O

Goosey: :-O

Goosey: That was a great movie.

LaZorra: I liked :-O too.

Randy: I'm more a fan of :-O 2 : :-O