NaNoWriMo

Dave: You know what is hard about NaNoWriMo?
Dave: The Wri part.
Dave: I'm good at the other three parts.
Dave: I'm the king of month.
zyzzyva: Well, the Mo could just as easily stand for 'Months'.
zyzzyva: Or No could stand for 'Novella'.
TalkingDog: Or monkeys!
ThePhan: I WANT NATIONAL NOVEL WRITING MONKEYS
zyzzyva: SO DO I
Gahalyn: I will tell Don.
Gahalyn: He will have to work on it.
ThePhan: Hehe
TalkingDog: Would they have to write Shakespeare?

NaNoIsms...

* ThePhan cracks up.
ThePhan: Yeah, this is what happens when I try to write when I'm tired.
ThePhan: "It was time for my first session of the day: 'Writing From the Heart.' It was taught by a woman named Karen Writeheart."
ThePhan: HOW ABOUT NOT
Nyperold: ...
zyzzyva: Uh.
LaZorra: LOL LOL
* LaZorra HUGS Phan!

Bedtime Routine

ThePhan: My roommate is cracking me up, though.
ThePhan: I'm not even sure what she's doing.
ThePhan: She walked in and flopped down belly-first on her bed with a grunt.
ThePhan: Then she pushed herself back up and then flopped down and grunted again.
ThePhan: Then she flopped over onto her back and grunted.
ThePhan: Then she stood up, dove head-first onto her bed, pulled up the covers, and closed her eyes.
ThePhan: That's the most bizarre bedtime routine ever.
TalkingDog: LOL
TalkingDog: That rules.
* TalkingDog makes a note to write something like that in somewhere.
ThePhan: We should all try it. Maybe it's extremely relaxing and we just don't know.
LaZorra: Phan: I'm picturing all of us doing it in unison at a RU, LOL.
ThePhan: LZ: LOL LOL

Sam Stole My Bong

* Goosey bounces in.
Sam: BOING
LaZorra: BOING
LaZorra: SAM STOLE MY BOING
ThePhan: LZ: I read that four times as "Sam stole my bong."
LaZorra: TP:
Goosey: TP: LOL
Randy: TP: LOL!
LaZorra: SAM ARE YOU GETTING HIGH OFF A BONG I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD?

Sheldon! (Part 2)

Randy: BIG BANG!
Maryam: No spoilers plz
* ThePhan echoes Maryam.
wintermute: Is it a spoiler to say that Sheldon rocks?
Maryam: wm: That is not a spoiler.
wintermute: OK. In that case, Sheldon rocks!
Randy: SHELDON COOPER I LOVE YOU! *FLINGS PANTIES*
Randy:
* LaZorra comes back to the chat JUST AT THE RIGHT TIME
Randy: LOL LOL LOL
Maryam: I don't know whether to hope that those are your own panties or that you've stolen them.
Elfred has entered.
Randy: LZ: It was a tribute.
LaZorra: That was AWESOME.
* Elfred holds up a pair of panties.
LaZorra:
Randy: Maryam: Um. I plead the fifth
Elfred: Er....do these belong to anyone.

Tiny Novel

[RinkChat] User LaZorra has been labeled '13/20' by LaZorra.
Goosey: Lz: 13/20 what?
ThePhan: Words. She's doing the smallest NaNoWriMo ever.
Goosey: LOL
ThePhan: A 600-word novel.
Goosey: That would be a challenge in itself.

Almost 50 Words

* ThePhan is 519 words in. Only 1200ish to go!
* Randy has almost 50 words!
* goldfishy has no words
* wintermute wants to NaNo, but has no plots or ideas.
wintermute: I do have a title, though!
* Sentynel has lots of equations, but few words
Randy: hehe!
* Randy has almost 50 words!
wintermute: Yes, we know.
* zyzzyva has no swords!
Goosey has entered.
* ThePhan has almost 50 worms!
wintermute: GOOOOOOOOOSEY!
ThePhan: Goosey!
goldfishy: Hey Goosey
* ThePhan HUGS Goosey!
zyzzyva: Hi Goosey!
* wintermute has almost 50 turds.
LaZorra: wm: ewww.
Randy: grar
* Randy has almost 50 words!
Sam: LOL LOL
* LaZorra has almost 50 nerds.
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: Randy: You're just not winning against this connection today. :-)
* LaZorra cracks up.
* zyzzyva has almost 50 herds.
* Goosey tries to figure out this game.
* Nyperold has only one radiation suit.
ThePhan: Tippi Hedren had more than 50 birds.
Goosey: LOL
Randy: GOOSEY
Sam: Countdown to Randy saying "GOOSEY" again...
Sam: 5...
Sam: 4...
Sam: 33...
Sam: 2...
Sam: 2...
Sam: 1...
Sam: 3...
Goosey: LOL
ThePhan: bingo
* Sam fails.