ALL the Potatoes

bobbery5: We had a Vegan on a field trip last year, she took all the potatoes off the buffet, because they were the only things she could eat, we were all mad at her.

bobbery5: But, then we forgave her.

Gahalyn: Uhgf, if I was her I'd be mad at you all for being mad at me.

ThePhan: ALL the potatoes?

Ticia: How does someone eat ALL the potatoes.

* ThePhan pictures someone sitting at a table with six plates of potatoes piled around her.

Ticia: ?

Ticia: LOL

ThePhan: "I'M ALLOWED TO! I'M A VEGAN!"

bobbery5: ALL of the potatoes. EVER. She's still there, eating the potatoes.

Gahalyn: The same way they clean ALL the things!

ThePhan: Gaha: LOL LOL, now I'm picturing this girl sitting there with three or four plates of potatoes still to go, with the Hyperbole & a Half girl's sad expression: "Eat ALL the potatoes?"

God's Love Is Like Flat Flour Cakes

LaZorra: I think one of my friends has lost it. "Sometimes the Grace of God can be like a tortilla. The bigger dogs fight over it and try to chew down for us, BUT in reality it’s the little wimpy dog finds it and runs off with it to share with his friends! :)"

LaZorra: ...

Gahalyn: That doesn't make syntactical sense, much less theological.

LaZorra: GOD'S LOVE IS LIKE FLAT FLOUR CAKES

Gahalyn: I'm all about the metaphores if they actually make sense

LaZorra: Gaha: I can't even begin to figure out what he means.

LaZorra: I think he must have gotten a contact high off of someone.

Gahalyn: LOL

LaZorra: "Or is the Grace of God like the tortilla a nice friendly person tries to give to a sorrowful stray pup, with the intention of giving it more? The pup never trusts, and is so hesitant to take what is being offered."

LaZorra: DUDE SERIOUSLY WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING

Gahalyn: Ahaha.

ThePhan: The heck?

LaZorra: I have NO idea.

ThePhan: I'm pretty sure big dogs don't try to chew down on tortillas for me.

LaZorra: This guy sometimes posts really insightful stoof, too.

LaZorra: er. *stuff

ThePhan: Stoof?

LaZorra: STOOF

LaZorra: Single Tortillas Of Omniscient Father

LaZorra: BAHAHA."There is so much to God’s grace- don’t be satisfied with the single tortilla!"

ThePhan: That sounds like a bizarre monastical order.

LaZorra: I want a whole BURRITO of God's love.

ThePhan: Er, monastic.

LaZorra: monastical = musical monastic order

LaZorra: I wonder if God's love is like beans. You know, sometimes they're small, but after a while you can feel them inside of you. :-.

* ThePhan desperately wants to be a singing monk of the Single Tortillas Of Omniscient Father.

LaZorra: TOPICBOT

Gahalyn: God's love is like beans because sometimes they fill you up so much you have gas?

* TalkingDog needs hugs and probably puppies right now...

* LaZorra is cracking up so hard right now.

LaZorra: TD: God's love is like a puppy, because it brings you tortillas.

* LaZorra HUGS TD!

ThePhan: LOL

* TalkingDog HUGS LaZ!

Gahalyn: God's love is like the Big Bang, because it's totally inexplicable and also big.

ThePhan: Thou shalt honor thy father and mother, that God may bring thee tortillas. Thou shalt make burritos and prosper.

LaZorra: LOL LOL, he closes it with, "No offense whatever to any pastoral people nor Mexicans tagged in this, as I have learned much from you!!! ;)"

Gahalyn: WHAT no.

Gahalyn: Seriously?

LaZorra: I HOPE I HAVE NOT OFFENDED YOUR ENTIRE CULTURE BY LIKENING GOD'S LOVE TO A PORTION OF YOUR CULTURE

ThePhan: I think I'd be more offended by the implication that tortillas are apparently only eaten by dogs.

* TalkingDog has no tortillas.

Gahalyn: Offending pastoral people and Mexicans isn't okay but if you offend a Mexican pastoral person you're totally good to go.

LaZorra: TD: I could mail you some tamales...

* Gahalyn is trying to figure out how tortillas are like the Big Bang.

LaZorra: Sam should just TopicBot this entire conversation.

TalkingDog: I think there are tortilla chips, though.

LaZorra: TD: Oooh.

LaZorra: Tortilla chips are like God's love, because sometimes God needs something to scoop the salsa with.

Gahalyn: Tortilla chips and warm salsa is good but it's even better to add a slice of American cheese. No offense to Americans.

[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'Once I ate an offended bug.' by Gahalyn.

LaZorra: LOL LOL

Kysle: Gaha: It was offended *before* you ate it?

Gahalyn: Yes.

Gahalyn: I ate it so it wouldn't be offended.

ThePhan: BEST SOLUTION EVER

Kysle: Huh. How bout that.

ThePhan: Eat people who are offended.

Kysle: It's a dog eat dog world out there, eh?

Gahalyn: No. It's really more of a dog eat tortilla world.

ThePhan: LOL

ThePhan: Yes, it is.

ThePhan: Dogs eat tortillas, humans eat offended bugs. That's life.

Crappe Diem

LaZorra: CRAPPE DIEM

LaZorra: SEIZE THE CRAP

Gahalyn: Aww poo

Gahalyn: Er, no pun intended

Visit to Gaha

Gahalyn: EVERYBODY COME VISIT ME

Gahalyn: ALL AT ONCE

Goosey: OKAY

Gahalyn: YAY!

ThePhan: I WISH

* Randy teleports like Nightcrawler

Gahalyn: We would have to do it in a time that is not now because now it is so freaking freezing cold.

Gahalyn: You would all die.

Gahalyn: And that would be v. v. sad.

* ThePhan does not want the Gaha RU to be a trap to kill us.

Gahalyn: MM is fond of saying "It's a trap!" in the Calamari-dude's voice.

Goosey: LOL

Randy: LOL

Gahalyn: He would say that right before all of you died.

Gahalyn: Then I would make you all come to life again with the POWER OF MY MIND

Randy: It would be some great words to hear before dying. I'd be all "haha! Just like the guy on Star.."

Simgim Furedrud

ThePhan: I CAN'T TYPE FREUD, apparently. It's coming out "FRued," "FRude," "Fraed," "fRRed," and, once, "Furedrud."
Randy: FUREDRUD
Gahalyn has entered.
Gahalyn: FUREDRUD
Gahalyn: Uhm, I totally didn't see that Randy had done that first.
Gahalyn: Whoops
ThePhan: I'm really glad I didn't have to type Sigmund more than once.
ThePhan: Or Simgim, as I first typed that.
ThePhan: Simgim Furedrud is the worst name ever.
Gahalyn: Simgim Furedrud?
Gahalyn: AHH I keep saying what everyone else is saying
LaZorra: FURRY DRUID
ThePhan: LOL
Gahalyn: I am totally going to stop typig now
ThePhan: Gaha: No, no! You are just agreeing with us!
* LaZorra is dying laughing.
LaZorra: IT MUST BE SILLY HOUR
LaZorra: EVERYBODY BE SILLY NOW
* LaZorra acts normally.
ThePhan: SIMGUM FUREDRUD ISN'T SILLY ENOUGH?
* TalkingDog puts a waffle on his head.
LaZorra: TD is also acting normally!
* LaZorra high-fives TalkingDog!
Gahalyn: Hee
* TalkingDog high-fives LaZorra!
ThePhan: All right. That abstract's a little wordy. But at least it spells Sigmdu Fread's name right.
LaZorra: TP: I wonder if Simgum Furedrud has an oral obsession...with Doublemint.
LaZorra: NOW HE SOUNDS INDIAN
* ThePhan just typed that name about 30 times to try to get the typos out of her system. The closest she got was two cases of "Sigmund Fried."
Randy: LOL
ThePhan: At one point my brain got even more confused than my fingers and I got "Flreimds Sug."

NaNoWriMo

Dave: You know what is hard about NaNoWriMo?
Dave: The Wri part.
Dave: I'm good at the other three parts.
Dave: I'm the king of month.
zyzzyva: Well, the Mo could just as easily stand for 'Months'.
zyzzyva: Or No could stand for 'Novella'.
TalkingDog: Or monkeys!
ThePhan: I WANT NATIONAL NOVEL WRITING MONKEYS
zyzzyva: SO DO I
Gahalyn: I will tell Don.
Gahalyn: He will have to work on it.
ThePhan: Hehe
TalkingDog: Would they have to write Shakespeare?

Dance Party

ThePhan: Our bathrooms are warm. Our rooms are freezing.
LaZorra: I sense a bathroom-themed slumber party.
ThePhan: That would be awesome.
ThePhan: We did have a dance party in the bathroom the other day.
* Gahalyn has a dance party WITH THEPHAN RIGHTHERE IN THE STREAM
Gahalyn: WHOOOO
ThePhan: YEAH WHOO
* TalkingDog pretends he can dance!
* ThePhan does the moonwalk very very slowly because that's the fastest she can go!
Gahalyn: There is no "real" dancing going on here, TD.
* TalkingDog clears a 9' radius around him and flexes muscles randomly.
Gahalyn: We are all just spastic.
* ThePhan also does the choreography she learned tonight for "Gaston," although it looks very silly without props!
* TalkingDog collapses to the ground.
* Gahalyn collapses too!
* LaZorra screams and claps for the Collapsing Dance Troupe!!!
Gahalyn: YAAAY
Gahalyn: THERE WILL BE NO ENCORE
LaZorra: Actually, a collapsible dance troupe sounds pretty cool.
LaZorra: It's like a PARTY IN YOUR POCKET
ThePhan: You can fold them up into travel-size kits1
ThePhan: !
LaZorra: Yes!

The Cans Aren't Yelling

i8246i: IM GOING TO STOP YELLING NOW
Gahalyn: For me at least, the cans aren't yelling
Gahalyn: They're just emphasizing humourously
Goosey: YELLING CANS
Gahalyn: Did I spell humor with an extra u?
Gahalyn: caps
Gahalyn: yelling caps lol
ThePhan: LOL
Goosey: And she was worried about the extra u.
* ThePhan was trying to figure out what cans were yelling.

Spying On Tourists

Revan: Sweet. The world will soon be under constant government surveillance.
Revan: There's a prototype out for an unmanned recon plane that can fly for five years without landing.
Revan: I just think if a government has an eye in the sky for such long periods of time, they've got to get bored with just spying on the turrists.
Goosey: SPY ON THE TOURIST!!
ThePhan: Tourists do funny things. It's fun to spy on them.
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'SPY OPN THE TOURIST' by Gahalyn.
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'OPN' by Gahalyn.
Revan: LOL
* Gahalyn falls over.
ThePhan: Spy them open?
Goosey: LOL
ThePhan: 85% of tourist injuries are caused by being spied open!

Tabs

Gahalyn: I have 80 tabs open.
TalkingDog: Meep.
Gahalyn: In this browser alone.
Gahalyn: I have some sort of problem.
Goosey: Uhh
Goosey: Yes. Yes you do.
Gahalyn: LOL
Goosey: You need tab reduction therapy.
Gahalyn: Indeed.
ThePhan: 80?
ThePhan: Goodness.
Gahalyn: I know.
ThePhan: And my family complains about *me* having 6 or 7 open at once.
Gahalyn: I EAT SIX OR SEVEN TABS FOR BREAKFAST
Gahalyn: *ahem*