Meat Drinks

* SirDude has a thought. If you could dump two of your basic needs but amplify the third, which would you keep : food, drink, or sleep?
gremlinn: SirDude: probably ditch food and sleep.
ThePhan: SirDude: I'd be so okay with getting rid of sleep. And food.
ThePhan: I'm annoyed that sleep and food are necessities.
gremlinn: Ditching sleep would free up a LOT of time.
gremlinn: And having to drink more would be cheaper than having to eat more.
Sentynel: I'm 95% sure that if we suddenly started only needing drink, someone would have invented a steak drink within about three days.
gremlinn: That's true, drink flavors could be a good enough substitute.
gremlinn: I'd like chicken soda better.
Maryam: Steak 'n' Shake could change its name to Steak In Shake.

BEAT BEAT BEAT

LaZorra: STEPHEN FRY I LOVE YOU *throws panties*
* Maryam would LOVE to see Stephen Fry's reaction to that.
: LaZorra: Gosh, you're sure beautiful.
* Stephen Fry is observed to exclaim, "My favorite color!" and run off to try them on by LaZorra.
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: Oh, my.
goldfishy: I can imagine him saying "Yeeeeeeeeeess" in that way he does
LaZorra: LOU FERRIGNO I LOVE YOU *throws Phan's panties*
ThePhan: HEY
ThePhan: NO
Goosey: LOL
LaZorra: Hey, I'm all out!
ThePhan: Well, no wonder, you've been flinging them at people left and right!
LaZorra: TP: Now I have a mental image of windmilling my arms about in rapid-fire panty-throwing.
Sam: LaZ: As you shoot carrots out your nose with machine gun rapidity?
ThePhan: LZ: You're just a panty-throwing, carrot-snorting machine!
Sam: BEAT
ThePhan: SAM BEAT
LaZorra: LOL LOL
Sam: BEAT AGAIN
ThePhan: SAM BEAT MY BEAT
ThePhan: SAM JUST STOP IT
gremlinn: AND AGAIN
LaZorra: I love how you BOTH DID THAT

The Next Dr. Seuss

LaZorra: nooooooo, not another night of construction!
LaZorra: I don't think the City of Phoenix aught to be able to violate their own danged noise resstrictions.
LaZorra: Aught? Ought.
LaZorra: Although I'd like for there to be aught noise.
ThePhan: O, for aught! Ought there not be aught? But there is naught.
* ThePhan just had way too much fun with that.
TalkingDog: Teehee.
LaZorra: LOL!
gremlinn: But there is naughty.
gremlinn: I HAVE JELLY BEANS
TalkingDog: JELLY BEANS
LaZorra: BELLY JEANS
LaZorra: ...which sound rather terrifying, actually.
* TalkingDog does the moonwalk.
* gremlinn walks the moon.
* LaZorra mocks the wound.
gremlinn: With a GIANT LEASH.
LaZorra: LOL
Zup: Giant FLEAS?
LaZorra: If the moon had fleas, they would be pretty giant.
gremlinn: It did have giant fleas. It was scratching itself up some big craters.
* TalkingDog used to be pretty good at doing the moonwalk. Like, over a decade ago.
Zup: Fleas, don't bother me.
gremlinn: Michael Jackson used to be pretty good at doing the moonwalk. Then he got creepy. Then he mutated and died.
ThePhan: Moral of the story: DON'T DO THE MOONWALK.
gremlinn: DON'T MOONWALK; DO EAT MOON PIES.
* LaZorra moons pies.
gremlinn: DON'T EAT COWPIES; DON'T MOON COWORKERS.
gremlinn: I hope that clears things up.
* LaZorra makes pies in the shape of butts so that the pies can moon people.
* TalkingDog giggles more than he should.
LaZorra: grem: You're like the next Dr. Seuss.
LaZorra: NEVAR TOO MUCH GIGGLES
* gremlinn wiggles more than he should.
* gremlinn forces LZ to use the embarassing word "jiggles" so he can crack a follow-up joke.
* LaZorra jiggles more than she should.
ThePhan: JIGGLE JIGGLE
LaZorra: BUT UNDER PROTEST
LaZorra: BUTT UNDER PROTEST
gremlinn: It's not quite so funny when I make her say it.
ThePhan: A BUTTER PROTEST
* LaZorra is going to sit here jiggling until gremlinn cracks his joke.
gremlinn: LZ: uhh...STOP JIGGLING. FAMILY CHAT.
gremlinn: I didn't actually have a joke ready.
LaZorra: LOL
* LaZorra can't stop jiggling now.
Nyperold: She cannae break the laws of jiggle physics!
gremlinn: What if you juggle simultaneously?
LaZorra: I'm jiggling to much to catch the balls.

Big Bang!

Randy: BIGBANG
wintermute: BIG BANG!
wintermute is away.
gremlinn: Stop making new universes in chat.
Randy: LOL
gremlinn: Every time that happens, I have to sit through 14 billion more years to get back to where I was.

(They are, for those who do not know, referring to the TV show "The Big Bang Theory.")

SillyPhan

LaZorra: I got invited to a journalism education summit-type thing.
LaZorra: The dean of the Cronkite school is taking six faculty and four students.
LaZorra: And I'm like :-0
Randy: Wow! That is awesome!
10Kan: Congratulations!
ThePhan: Wow!
* ThePhan chants, "La! Zor! Ra! La! Zor! Ra!"
LaZorra: TP: LOL LOL
LaZorra: Thanks, guys!
ThePhan: I am quite possibly very silly just now. Just so everyone knows. I haven't slept yet. That gets to happen after lunch. Which I am eating now.
* 10Kan likes SillyPhan.
ThePhan: Heh
Randy: SillyPhan rules
ThePhan: SillyPhan MIGHT be indistinguishable from NormalPhan. I'm not sure yet.
Randy: LOL
10Kan: It's like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, except the serum is SLEEP.
* LaZorra thinks about how to split Phan's name and comes up with, "The! Phuh! An!" Erm.
LaZorra: 10K: LOL aww!
gremlinn has entered.
10Kan: "Phan-phan! The Phan! Who Phan? We Phan!"
ThePhan: You Phan?
ThePhan: The serum literally split me!
10Kan: We all have a little Phan in us.
gremlinn: I knew I shouldn't have come over for dinner.
ThePhan: LOL
Randy: errp

Schoolhomed

ThePhan: I walked barefoot to school.
ThePhan: All through high school.
Randy: From the upstairs to the downstairs?
ThePhan: Yup!
ThePhan: Okay, I sometimes wore socks or slippers.
goldfishy: Home schooled?
ThePhan: Yeah.
gremlinn: That's all the school they had, back in her day!
ThePhan: Hehe
10Kan: Actually, Phan was Schoolhomed.
10Kan: She slept in a locker every night!

Night

RiftTraveler: Good night all, I hope you all have a wonderful evening/night!
gremlinn: Night!
Goosey: Night!
ThePhan: Night!
gremlinn: 3 votes for night. It's unanimous. Sorry, evening!

AMTS

[RinkChat] User Sam has been labeled 'AMTS #2' by Sam.
gremlinn: You're reworking the Albuquerque Metropolitan Transit System again? What was wrong the first time?
Sam: Trains were routed in opposite directions on the same length of connecting track between 86th and 74th.
Sam: Disaster was averted only by a freak chance of scheduling.
gremlinn: Ahh, whew.
gremlinn: Next time, don't assign routing to WhizKid.
Sam: Crash two trains!
gremlinn: You should have picked up on a clue when he had the 33rd St. bypass go through a tunnel and "eject untold passengers".

For those unaware, AMTS = All Movie Talk Special.

Tinkling

LaZorra: Oh my goodness, my father just sent me a text about his phone not going off when I text him. He said, "I have to set my phone to tinkle when you send me a message."
Goosey: LOL LOL
LaZorra: YOU KEEP USIING THAT WORD. I DO NOT THINK IT MEANS WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS.
ThePhan: LOL LOL
Sam: LOL
ThePhan: What kind of phone does he have that HAS that setting?
gremlinn: Wow, cell phone technology's really taking off these days.
Sam: "tinkle" does actually also mean what he thinks it means.
LaZorra: TP: iPhone, Potty Patty generation.
LaZorra: Sam: Don't tinkle on my parade.
ThePhan: It does put a rather more interesting spin on when people inform me they have to tinkle. It means they just have to make a specific kind of noise.
Goosey: Tinkle, tinkle, little app! iPhone just went in my lap!
LaZorra: *snerk*

Mooooo

Sam: My records say that this is the first archivable LaZorra typo in 9 days.
Sam: You're slipping.
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LaZorra: GGGGGGGGGOSEEY
* LaZorra actually thought she was mulitplying th O's.
LaZorra: MULLET-PLYING
Goosey: LOL
gremlinn: TH
LaZorra: MOOOO, DON'T MULTIPLY THE MULLETS
gremlinn: MOOOOOO!
Goosey: MOOOOO
ThePhan: MULLET-MULTIPLYING COWS
Nyperold: You're a veritable fountain now!
LaZorra: *N
Goosey: LOL LOL LOL
* LaZorra dies.
Nyperold: MOOOOON
ThePhan: LOL
LaZorra: SAM LOOK WHAT YOU DID

Pandora and Rascal

ThePhan: Pandora is making some weird choices tonight.
gremlinn: As long as she doesn't open that box again.
LaZorra: That's only natural, given its namesake.
LaZorra: BEAT
ThePhan: Ooer. Apparently that is gremlinn's first line in my RinkQuote blog.
gremlinn: I don't usually come in here.
* LaZorra read that like six times to mean that "Pooer" was rascal's first line.
LaZorra: Um.
gremlinn: You calling me a rascal?
LaZorra: *Ooer, and how the hell did I write my horse's name there instead of grem's.
LaZorra: grem: It would not be entirely inaccurate.
gremlinn: Back to wrok with you.
LaZorra:
ThePhan: LOL LOL
ThePhan: So your horse has been joining us in RinkChat all this time and we never knew.
Nyperold: Rascal has been taking lessons from Mr. Ed.
gremlinn: Typing with my hooves is hard work. Can I have my carrot now?
Nyperold: "How do you type with horseshoes on?"