Sound Effects

wintermute: PhanZorra!

* LaZorra Phan STOMPS TOKYO

TalkingDog: groar

LaZorra: (with sound effects by TalkingDog)

* LaZorra imagines this like that Who's Line game where random audience members make noises to accompany the actions.

TalkingDog: sproing

Randy: Squoosh

* LaZorra -Phan steps in a puddle of ooze!

Maryam: quack quack quack quack quack

LaZorra: Dangit, there goes our manicure.

Randy: burble

* ThePhan Zorra gets manicures?

* LaZorra Phan picks up the kyoot little ducky and sets him freeeee!

Randy: gunshot

Goosey: bbbbbbbbbbb

TalkingDog: vroom-oink

* LaZorra Phan: RANDY YOU SHOT OUR DUCKY

Goosey: butble

Goosey: *burble

* LaZorra Phan dives off the road to avoid the speeding pig!

* Randy hides

* Sentynel attempts to work out what's going on.

* Goosey is torn . . . chat fun-weird . . . or new Sherlock episode? . . .

LaZorra: BUTTBLE

Goosey: rrrrrrrrip

TalkingDog: Sherlock will still be there.

Goosey: TD: good point.

Sentynel: TD: It's not like RinkChat will stop being silly, either.

Goosey: staplestaplestaple

Randy: whooooo

* LaZorra Phan gets out the crazy glue to put Goosey back together.

TalkingDog: CLANG-fizzle

Randy: blop

Goosey: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerk

Randy: bloop

Randy: blip

* LaZorra Phan doesn't think crazy glue is supposed to be applied with a frying pan.

Goosey: LOL!

Sentynel: Well, it IS crazy.

Goosey: rumble

* LaZorra Phan is hungry. All that smashing Tokyo is hard work.

Goosey: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-beep

Randy: scitter scatter

Goosey: wug wug wug wug

* LaZorra Phan has set off the PhanZorra alarm!

* LaZorra Phan runs from the coppers!

Maryam: whoooooooooooosh

Goosey: AAAIIIEEEE!

Randy: BBBBZZZZZZZZZ

* LaZorra Phan flaps her arms really hard and sort of flies!

* LaZorra Phan runs into the side of a building.

Goosey: ding-dong!

* LaZorra Phan leaves a big PhanZorra shaped hole.

LaZorra: Goosey: Hey, no insulting the talent.

Goosey: LOL

Goosey: *bing-bong!

Randy: AAAAOOOOOOGAHHHH

Goosey: I KNEW THAT WAS COMING

* LaZorra Phan sees the Keystone Kops!

Goosey: drip

Goosey: drip

Goosey: drip

Maryam: chugga wugga wugga

* LaZorra Phan points and laughs and says, "I love the part where they all fall out of the car."

Goosey: drip

Goosey: drip

* LaZorra Phan is caught and must endure Chinese water torture!

Goosey: drip

Randy: heyyoustoprightthere

* LaZorra Phan also really has to blow her nose.

Goosey: meedlymeedlymeedlymeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEE!

Randy: HOOOONKKK

* LaZorra Phan says, "Whooooo, meeeeeee?"

Goosey: BAP

Goosey: wishawishawishawisha

* LaZorra Phan does a little tapdance, but trips and falls over into a very fat man.

Sentynel: For some reason I'm now picturing PhanZorra in the Ultimate Showdown videol

Sentynel: s/l/./

Goosey: LOL!

* LaZorra Phan is discrased and must take a job washing windows to make bail.

Goosey: discrased??

Sentynel: Don't ever dis-craze.

* LaZorra Phan is not entirely sure why one has to post bail in order to become un-disgraced, but there you are.

Maryam: bomp

* LaZorra Phan will always remain crazy!

Goosey: neiggghh brrr

Goosey: trip trop trip trop

* LaZorra jumps out of a window onto a cold horse.

* LaZorra Phan rides away down the cobblestones!

Goosey: Yay!

* LaZorra Phan calls her mom to tell her she'll be late for dinner. "Sorry, Mom, Tokyo's a lot bigger than I thought."

Goosey: brrrring! HONK

* LaZorra Phan answers her goose. "Herro? Iz PhanZolla hele, how I herp you?"

Maryam: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

* LaZorra Phan hangs up. She hates it when the Toy Story aliens prank call her.

Goosey: hubba hubba

* LaZorra Phan DOES think they are pretty hot, though.

Maryam: LOL

Goosey: LOL

Sentynel: Well, this conversation just got EVEN WEIRDER.

Sentynel: I seriously didn't think that was possible.

TalkingDog: zip zop zoobity bop

Goosey: Sent: You should have been here long enought to know by now that weirder is ALWAYS possible.

Sentynel: We shall all collapse into a weirdness singularity and never escape.

Maryam: with the JELLO and the PUDDING

* Goosey collapses with PUDDING

Sentynel: Yes, you can bring your jello into the weirdness singularity if you like.

* ThePhan Zorra is TRYING to have serious Bible time with Jacob over on Turntable but she wanders over to find LaZorra Phan claiming she finds the Toy Story aliens hot.

Randy: LOL

Goosey: LOL!!!!!

* ThePhan Zorra isn't really sure where to focus her attention.

Maryam: LOL

Goosey: Simble: invite Jacob in

Goosey: *Ciimple

Goosey: *SIMPLE

ThePhan: LOL

Maryam: LOL

* LaZorra Phan turns her horse on TurboBoosterRocket mode and bounces from treetop to treetop until she is reunited with her one true love Jacob, who is even hotter than the Toy Story aliens.

Sentynel: Simble: a basic lion

ThePhan: LOL LOL LOL

Goosey: LAZORRA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME

Goosey: Sent:LOL!!!

* ThePhan Zorra sends Jacob a spicy love letter: "You are EVEN HOTTER than the aliens from Toy Story. Way to go."

* TalkingDog doesn't say: "God will still be there."

Goosey: LOL

Randy: hahaha!

Sentynel: I'm sometimes amazed that ANYBODY can spend time in here and sustain a functional relationship, with the advice that gets bandied around...

Sentynel: (Or maybe it's just me that would be tempted to try it.)

Sentynel: (FOR SCIENCE.)

ThePhan: Sent: Well, that's easy. You just don't follow ANY of the advice.