Foul Bachelor Frog

(During my LaZorra visit. I was sick and my voice was gone.)

ThePhan: I think I either just pulled a tag off of LaZorra's couch cushions, or it just fell off on its own.

ThePhan: They're shedding tags.

LaZorra: WHAT

Sentynel: LaZ: You invite her into your home and she starts VANDALISING THE FURNITURE!

LaZorra: ARE YOU RUINING MY FURNITURE

Sentynel: You should have left her on the doorstep.

Sentynel: Although you might have come out to find she'd removed the door handle.

ThePhan: It TURNS OUT I am really doing helpful household chores, like removing unwanted tags from couch cushions.

ThePhan: That is what she said to me out loud.

ThePhan: THAT REALLY IS TRUE

LaZorra: YOU CANNOT PROVE THAT IN A COURT OF LAW

ThePhan: I AM NOT MAKING THAT UP

Sentynel: She's just trying to make you feel better.

LaZorra: My $13 pillow is RUINED.

ThePhan: I have been secretly recording this whole conversation.

LaZorra: And NOW she's correcting me on the price of MY OWN PILLOW.

LaZorra: what!!

Goosey: LOL

ThePhan: If you play it back, you will clearly hear LaZorra say, "Oh, I forgot to take off the tags," followed by a frog saying something unintelligible.

Sentynel: Phan: Is it Foul Bachelor Frog?

LaZorra has left.

ThePhan has left.

ThePhan has entered.

Sentynel: Apparently I shouldn't have said that.

LaZorra has entered.

Sentynel: Oh, they're back. Never mind.

ThePhan: LOL

LaZorra: We unplugged my router.

LaZorra: Just for the hell of it.

ThePhan: Sent: I knew I was going to turn into Foul Bachelor Frog someday. Or, well... hopefully Foul Bachelorette Frog.

LaZorra: Foul Bachelor Frog is awesome.

ThePhan: Yeah, we figured since we were removing stuff from other stuff, the router seemed like a good one to try next.

LaZorra: Yeah. Turned out it wasn't such a hot idea.

Randy: LOL

Sentynel: Foul Bachelor Frog isn't hot?

LaZorra: Wewll, it's not "Sexy Bachelor Frog," is it?

ThePhan: Er, well, my main issue is that he is a dude. And I am not, last I checked.

LaZorra: "Wewll" = "well" + "phew"

Randy: hehe

ThePhan: LaZorra and I are both speaking in deep voices now.

LaZorra: BUT ARE YOU SURE

Sentynel: Sexy Bachelor Frog is obviously George Clooney turned into a frog by an evil wizard.

ThePhan: It is the only way I can speak without my voice cutting in and out.

LaZorra: They are deep sexy Foul Bachelor voices.

LaZorra: Er. Foul Bachelor Frog.

Randy: heh

Randy: Foul Bachelor Frog is someone I hope to stop being one day.

* ThePhan is now reading Foul Bachelor Frog memes out loud in her deep sexy Foul Bachelor voice.

ThePhan: LaZorra is in awe.

Sentynel: I'm so disappointed I don't get to see this.