God the DJ

Sentynel: QUOTES

ThePhan: There will be potentially a bunch more when I finish doing devos with Jacob.

* Maryam still has no idea what devos are, so continues to imagine ThePhan and Jacob in red stepped hats singing "Whip It".

LaZorra: LOL LOL

Sentynel: Maryam: I can't unpicture that even now I know what she actually means.

ThePhan: LOL LOL

ThePhan: Maryam: Devo is short for "devotionals." It's Christiany lingo. We read the Bible and pray together. When we're not in the same state, we do it on Turntable so we can also play worship-y songs together.

ThePhan: However, singing in red hats sounds fun too.

Sentynel: Phan: You should totally play Devo at the end for pun value.

* LaZorra hopes one of those songs is Rick Astley in recognition of the fact that God will never give them up, never let them down, never run around and hurt them.

ThePhan: LZ: He's done that. Not even kidding.

ThePhan: Er, Jacob's played it. Not God's given us up.

LaZorra: LOL LOL

LaZorra: Bad God! How dare you!

Sentynel: Phan: Oh, I thought God had shown up in Turntable to play that.

ThePhan: That would've been AWESOME.

ThePhan: God guest DJing for us.

LaZorra: I wonder what God's Turntable avatar looks like.

wintermute: Phan: You say that, until you discover he only ever plays Gregorian chants.

Sentynel: LaZ: Obviously he gets one of the Daft Punk superuser avatars.

Sentynel: Daft Punk ~= God.

LaZorra: wm: Which means he never goes on Last.fm, because they have no idea what a Gregorian chant is.

wintermute: LaZ: If he can turn fish into wine, he can make Last FM play Gregorian chants.

LaZorra: That sounds like some terrible wine.

Randy: I think you are mixing miracles.

LaZorra: Even by God's standards.

wintermute: Randy: Are you saying he can't do that?

Randy: Well,no.

wintermute: QED.

Sentynel: A rich, full-bodied wine with overtones of salmon...

LaZorra: FISHWINE! The amazing new drink from Jesus & Co. Brewers! Get yours at your local synagogue today!

Sentynel: Hell, I'd drink that for humour value.

LaZorra: No wonder he wasn't popular with his own people.