Helling About Sprouts

LaZorra: okay, okay, I'm going to go work out before Goosey hells at me again.

Sentynel: That's not very nice of her.

Sentynel: Although I imagine fire and brimstone is an effective motivator.

LaZorra: HELLGOOSEY

Randy: LOL

LaZorra: *yells :-p

Goosey: LOL

Goosey: I was motivating her to get to the gym already

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LaZorra is back.

LaZorra: WHO WANTS A HUG

LaZorra: I AM ALL SWEATY

Goosey: WOO workout!

Ticia: Now goosey doesn't have to hell at you!

LaZorra: Ticia: Phew, good, because I always have to break out the salve after that.

LaZorra: it burrnsss us

ThePhan: Goosey's helling at people?

Sentynel: LaZorra: okay, okay, I'm going to go work out before Goosey hells at me again. (20:19:06)

Goosey: hehehe

LaZorra: Phan: IT WAS AWFUL

LaZorra: Soarks and pitchforks all over the place.

Randy: Soarks?

LaZorra: Like the Ozarks, but MORE FULL OF HELL.

Goosey: LOL!!

Randy: LOL

Randy: Resisting urge to make hillbilly joke...

ThePhan: LOL

ThePhan: It took me a minute to figure out that was originally "sparks" and not "sporks."

Randy: That's better than me. I didn't get it till you said it.

Ticia: Hha

LaZorra: Sell, sports are sort of like pitchforks.

LaZorra: *Well

ThePhan: Sports?

ThePhan: My siblings just played soccer tonight. That's sort of like a pitchfork.

LaZorra: ...SPORKS. SPORKTS.

LaZorra: ... *-T

* Sentynel giggles madly

ThePhan: Sprouts!

Randy: Spats!

Sentynel: I suppose sports and pitchforks both involve a pitch.

LaZorra: SPROUTS

LaZorra: Hey, so sprouts are good.

ThePhan: Hehehe

ThePhan: That's one of my favorite typos ever.

Sentynel: What, accidentally claiming that sprouts are good?

Sentynel: That is a pretty major typo.

LaZorra: Dude, brussels sprouts sauteed in lemon juice and salt until brown == delicious.

Maryam: Brussels sprouts? Alfalfa sprouts?

LaZorra: Also, alfalfa sprouts smothered in mayo on a sandwich.

ThePhan: I don't actually eat sprouts. Not because I refuse to, but simply because we never have them in our house. So I have no opinion.

LaZorra: Oh man, now I wasn't a sandwich with sprouts.

Sentynel: I'd be concerned if you were.

Sentynel: This just in: I am not, in fact, a full roast dinner.

Randy: LOL

LaZorra: I used to be. It's all your fault that I'm not any more.

Goosey: LOL!

* Randy is laughing too much.

LaZorra: RinkWorks has de-sproutified me.

Ticia has entered.

LaZorra: Now I'm just a sad, plain cheese sandwish.

LaZorra: Ticia! What sort of foodstuff are you not?

ThePhan: LOL

Ticia: Awww

Sentynel: You wish you were cheese?

Ticia: Lima beans.

* ThePhan wasn't a bowl of ice cream.

Ticia: And meat of any kind.

Ticia: I'm assuming this is an "You are what you eat" kind of thing?

Randy: I'm not carrots.

* LaZorra does not snort Randy out of her nose.

Randy: LOL LOL

Randy: Didn't even think about that.