Friday, January 13, 2012

Santa/Satan Flesh Treats

* 10Kan made Kris Kringles.
goldfishy: What are they?
LaZorra: Treats made from Santa flesh.
goldfishy: I thought as much
Sentynel: I'll take three.
* goldfishy glares at ShinyKan
LaZorra: Mmm, mmm, cannabalism.
Sentynel: Although I originally read that as "Satan flesh", which was a bit more concerning.
goldfishy: Now Satan flesh sounds tasty
goldfishy: I bet it would be all smokey and barbequey tasting
goldfishy: mmmm
goldfishy: succulent
goldfishy: I reckon Santa would taste like cinnamon
goldfishy: What would God taste like?
goldfishy: Jesus would be like sardines on toast
10Kan: Bread & wine.
goldfishy: Because of the whole fishes and loaves thing
goldfishy: Oh who is it that does the eating Jesus in church thing?
goldfishy: Because they got it all wrong
goldfishy: I should tell them
10Kan: Oh, I didn't see you asking what Kris Kringles are until now.
10Kan: They're like Rice Krispie treats, but stuck together with peanut butter and karo syrup instead of marshmallow.
LaZorra: LOL LOL
Sentynel: That's way less interesting.
10Kan: And spread on top with melted chocolate and butterscotch.
LaZorra: I like how 10Kan missed that, and finds it absolutely normal for us to just be here talking about what various people would taste like.
Sentynel: A normal Sunday evening in RinkChat.
goldfishy: Well it is a pretty normal conversation, I don't really know why you're implying it's abnormal
* Goosey comes back to a stranger-than-normal conversation

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