50 Hearts

[RinkChat] User Goosey rolls 1d6: 5 = 5

* Randy gives Goosey 5 @-`-,--`,--`-,----

Goosey: Yay!

[RinkChat] User Maryam rolls 50d1: 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 50

Goosey: LOL

Randy: uh oh

Randy: hehe

* Randy gives Maryam 50 ♥

Maryam: hehehe

Randy: In Zelda, that would make you INVINCIBLE

Maryam: False. You can only get twenty hearts total in Zelda games.

Jaws

Ticia: So, my kids watched Jaws the other day. Joseph just told me "I'm never going swimming at the beach." and when I asked him why he simply stated "Sharks."

Goosey: LOL

Ticia: I said "We shouldn't have let you watch Jaws, huh?"

Ticia: He said "No, I should have watched it. Because if I didn't watch it, then I would have swam at the beach and died!"

Fried Mouse

ThePhan: My mom posted on FB: "OK, now I get to curl E's hair. She won't do it because she found that a mouse had died on it!!! EWWWW! But J disposed of the stiff rodent and is washing off the cord. There is always adventure at our house!!"

Maryam: A mouse died on her hair??

ThePhan: I'm pretty sure she means a mouse died on the curling iron, but it definitely indicates a mouse died on her hair.

ThePhan: EXACTLY.

Goosey: LOL EW

ThePhan: I'm also disturbed by the idea that she "found out" - like it had been true for a while and she just didn't know.

Maryam: I have no idea what to do for dinner today.

TalkingDog: Fried mouse.

A LaZorra Moment

ThePhan: So I jumped in on somebody else's conversation on Facebook to offer my opinion on something, haha, and got this response from someone else who was not involved in the conversation: "I like it how Hannah always has something long and interesting to say in almost all her posts =) It makes life exciting."

ThePhan: I thiiink that's OK, but now I feel all self-conscious about it.

Sentynel: Phan: You should post something like and interesting about it.

* ThePhan will post something like.

Sentynel: Er.

Sentynel: *long

Sentynel: I had a LaZorra moment there. I kept rereading Phan's comment trying to work out why it didn't make any sense.

Sentynel: Then I realised she was mocking my typo.

Buffalo

ThePhan: LOL, this question is fun: "Would a Buffalo fall through a floor of a mobile home"

wintermute: Is it a full-grown buffalo?

Randy: Guy on a Buffalooooo

TalkingDog: The city of Buffalo?

wintermute: TD: Only if it's also the city of Mobile.

Nyperold: Buffalo, with its population of 261,310 (as of 2010) would surely crush an entire mobile home, never mind the floor.

wintermute: Ironically, none of those 261,310 are buffaloes.

Facebook Ads

Sentynel: Facebook is currently showing "The Bible" under the "pages I may like" section on the right.

Sentynel: Given my profile states I am an atheist, you would have thought they might have been able to work out that this is unlikely.

Goosey: Hehehe

ThePhan: Facebook knows about your Bible-study-crashing on Turntable.

Sentynel: SO THAT'S WHAT IT IS

Goosey: LOL

Sentynel: My TT account is linked to Facebook, after all.

ThePhan: Wouldn't it be terrible if my subconscious controlled other people's Facebook ads?

Sentynel: It would be HILARIOUS.

ThePhan: LOL

ThePhan: Well, that too.

ThePhan: I suspect it would be largely unhelpful to the advertisers.

Goosey: LOL

Sentynel: I'd pay more attention if they were funny.

ThePhan: And maybe you can help me remember my recent dreams with your Facebook ads. Because I haven't remembered any in awhile.

ThePhan: The last one I remember was where the special needs kid from my 7th period class went on a safari and got some bizarre bug disease that made him dance, then vomit, then his head exploded. It was rather distressing.

Sentynel: That sounds like an unpleasant disease.

Randy: Wow

* Sentynel makes note not to go on safari.

Goosey: LOL LOL

ThePhan: LOL

Randy: LOL

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LaZorra: \ is not backspace

Sentynel: O__o

Randy: LOL

Goosey: LOL

Sam: Nice!

ThePhan: LOL LOL

* ThePhan Facebooks that RIGHT NOW.