The Sam Reaction

(Goosey had sent me and LZ video messages of her saying "cupcake" in an accent and wiggling her eyebrows, as per the Eyebrow Party chat. When she visited Ticia, she sent us another one of both her and Ticia doing the same thing, but with actual cupcakes.)

Ticia: Goosey is at my house, and we have had cupcakes...

LaZorra: LOL

LaZorra: Yes. Yes you have.

ThePhan: LOL

ThePhan: That was the best video message ever.

ThePhan: I was like, "Goosey already sent me an eyebrow cupcake video. I don't need anoth--- OH HEY IT'S TICIA!"

Ticia: :-D

LaZorra: LOL

LaZorra: I had the SAM REACTION.

LaZorra: That is, I wanted to put glitter and fairy wings on both of you.

Sentynel: The SAM REACTION.

Sentynel: LOL

ThePhan: lol

ThePhan: Er, that was supposed to be more enthusiastic.

ThePhan: LOL

LaZorra: ha

Ticia: Goosey and I are both sitting here laughing at you.

Ticia: I mean, with you!

LaZorra: :-p

LaZorra: That is a very Sam reaction to have, Ticia.

TweetHal

We'd been playing with http://yes.thatcan.be/my/next/tweet/ which is a site that takes previous tweets and mashes them up in a MegaHal sort of way to make your supposed next tweet.

ThePhan: Mashed-up tweet of the day: "Heck yes to live by taking up ballet. There's a pimp. Seriously loved him even more. Haha..."

ThePhan: I guess I probably *would* love a pimp more if he took up ballet.

Goosey: LOL

ThePhan: "Never let nature into my way without agreeing with a seedy-looking actor."

ThePhan: That should probably not be my life motto.

Goosey: LOL

ThePhan: "Ah, Purple Rose is the sole purpose of Screwtape Letters."

ThePhan: That is so untrue.

Goosey: Hehehee.

ThePhan: LOL. "I have friends & Jason Robert Brown." What more could I possibly want in life?

Goosey: LOL

ThePhan: LOL LOL

ThePhan: "I know the reactions of hell.-Jesus."

ThePhan: I'm pretty sure Jesus never said that.

Goosey: But it's probably true.

ThePhan: It probably si.

ThePhan: *is

ThePhan: "RinkChat is in Iowa and Unbreakable."

Goosey: So THAT's where the commune is!

ThePhan: "Weekly Artists: Witches of Alfred."

ThePhan: I would totally listen to a band called Witches of Alfred.

* ThePhan scratches her head.

Goosey: lol

ThePhan: "The Grapes of a twangy country song, I wouldn't have no idea who has a boring name, weird name."

Goosey: LOL LOL

ThePhan: "Well, I wouldn't have 11 Woody Allen quotes. Why do it. I haven't seen."

ThePhan: I'm pretty sure I HAVE seen enough of his movies to come up with 11 quotes of his. Heh.

ThePhan: LOL, and this is the weirdest review of anything: "Woody Allen movies suck so strange and gracious."

Goosey: LOL LOL LOL

ThePhan: "Online media is awesome. It was eating Daria and Geeks."

ThePhan: NO DO NOT EAT DARIA OR GEEKS!

ThePhan: THEY ARE MY ONLY FRIENDS

ThePhan: "I kept thinking, OH, AND THIS! The glass half full of Carnage. Whoo!"

Goosey: LOL LOL

Goosey: This almost makes me wish I had twitter, so I could see what kind of madness I come up with.

Goosey: I'd like to do that to my Rinkchat lines, really. Feed them all into a thing like that and make a GooseyHal.

ThePhan: Hehe

ThePhan: Yeah

ThePhan: LOL! "That's a guy that you think is GORGEOUS. Cannot wait."

Goosey: Hehehe

ThePhan: "WANT TO SEE. Tim Curry will have Shadows and see I wore black clothes but I just a silly answer." Yes. Yes, that is just a silly answer.

Goosey: LOL

ThePhan: "I've just been told by a guy that Arabia will return to brush my favorites."

ThePhan: I have no idea what that means, but it sounds rather dirty.

Goosey: Uh, yeah it does, lol

LaZorra: I want to meet a ballet pimp.

LaZorra: Also, LOL LOL LOL

ThePhan: "I'm missing my 1500th movie in White. I will be Lois Lane. Sweet."

ThePhan: This sounds like the trailer for a horror movie: "A dead person breathed on his hand. There is all the dark. Don't blink."

ThePhan: That's kind of terrifying.

Goosey: yiiiiikes

ThePhan: LOL

ThePhan: However, apparently I'm more scared by this:

ThePhan: "Ya know, it's freaking scary when they say I was uber silly."

Goosey: LOL LOL

Goosey: You are uber silly.

ThePhan: AAAAAHHHH NOOOOO DON'T SAY THAT

ThePhan: "Who wants to Benedict." I want to Benedict!

ThePhan: LOL LOL LOL

ThePhan: "...It ended up in a stalker? Oh, dear. That's somewhat unproductive of bullet wounds."

ThePhan: Actually, I would say ending up in a stalker is quite a productive use of bullet wounds.

Goosey: LOL

ThePhan: "It's a little choked up there at tying Aunt Edna to be sacrificially eaten by for 1970s!"

ThePhan: That definitely sounds like a moment where I'd get a little choked up.

Goosey: LOL

ThePhan: LOL WHAT IS THIS

ThePhan: "I'm all dirtied. The End. Oy vey. SO LUDICROUS. Wait, wasn't locked. Now will have a room."

Goosey: LOL LOL LOL

ThePhan: What did I *do*?

ThePhan: Deep thought of the day: "Child actors are so many pieces of German."

ThePhan: As well as: "No good can spell neither 'camp' nor 'comfort.'"

ThePhan: LOL LOL LOL

ThePhan: OK. This may be the last one because I really have to shower.

ThePhan: "This negative slideshow is essentially Godzilla vs. Whoever, but made from potatoes?"

Goosey: That would be the best artistic film EVER

Braib Nade

Sentynel: My braib nade and exit through my ears a couple of years ago.

Sentynel: *brain made an

ThePhan: Sent: I was trying really hard to decipher that one.

ThePhan: "Braib nade? Is this an expression from the UK I just don't know?"

LaZorra: TP: My first instinct was that he was quoting Jabberwocky.

ThePhan: LOL

iwpg: You guys are awesome.

ThePhan: Jabberwocky is made up of a bunch of typos.

ThePhan: It's really a business meeting memo.

Sentynel's Intervention

Sentynel: Subversion is icky.

Sentynel: Git is where it's at.

LaZorra: Yeah, I meant to start a git repository for this project/

Sentynel: I have one!

Sentynel: (Yes, I started a git repo for the couple of code snippets you sent me. I may have a problem.)

LaZorra: Well, I meant a local one, LOL.

LaZorra: Oh. Wait. YOU ARE SERIOUS.

Sentynel: yes. Yes I am.

LaZorra: YOU NEED A TWELVE-STEP.

Sentynel: What's the URL to check that out?

* Randy doesn't know what you are talking about, so he just nods his head and agrees.

* Sam begin an intervention. We should go down the user list, taking turns telling Sentynel how much his addiction to git repos (kids today and their street slang!) has hurt us.

goldfishy: What is an intervention?

* Sentynel hangs around in the back alleys of the internet asking questionable characters for git URLs

Ticia: fishy: it's when all your friends and family corner you and tell you that your addiction has to stop or they will not support you anymore.

LaZorra: SENTYNEL YOUR ADDICTION TO GIT REPOS HAS NOT AFFECTED ME IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER

LaZorra: (Like that?)

goldfishy: Sent: your addiction has taught me something - thank you - I shall bookmark that in case of future need

Randy: LOL

* Sentynel doesn't think Sam's intervention is working out very well.

Sam: It's a cunning form of reverse psychology. It works even though I've now made you aware of it.

Sam: My turn. Sentynel, your addiction to git repos has caused me moments of delirious amusement.

* Sam draws the noose tighter.

Easter Eggs

Randy: Sheesh http://nation.foxnews.com/culture/2011...ool-renames-easter-eggs-spring-spheres

Goosey: Randy: WHAT

LaZorra: Is it bad that my first reaction to that is not cultural disgust, but rather horror at the fact that "sphere" is not the geometrically correct term for an egg?

Goosey: PEOPLE ARE RIDICULOUS

Goosey: SO WHAT IF IT IS CALLED AN EASTER EGG

Goosey: THE HOLIDAY HAS BEEN COMMERCIALIZED OUT OF MOST RELIGIOUS MEANING ANYWAY

LaZorra: I was going to say, Easter eggs are not exactly Biblical...

Randy: Right

LaZorra: AND THE LORD SAITH, "I WILL CREATE A HARE OF PROPORTIONS GIGANTIC, AND HE SHALL HIDE UNBORN OFFSPRING NOT OF HIS OWN KIND FOR THE SONS OF MEN"

Sour Cream Potato Cream

Sentynel: I should go to bed. However, I am hungry, so a snack is called for first.

ThePhan: If you come here, you can have cheddar and sour cream potato cream.

ThePhan: Er, potato chips.

ThePhan: No idea what potato cream would be.

Sentynel: Sounds creamy.

Sentynel: I believe the bread bin downstairs can offer me a toasted teacake, so you have that to beat.

Sentynel: It'd better be significantly, too, by the time I get there to eat it.

ThePhan: Toasted teacakes are no match for sour cream potato cream!

Billy Joel/Avenged Sevenfold Mashup

ThePhan: (Incidentally, while we're talking singing... for those who have not heard and care, this is me: http://www.karaokeplay.com/recordings/new-york-state-of-mind-5617649.html )

Sentynel: I paused that while it was loading, but it started itself.

ThePhan: CREEPY

Sentynel: You were briefly performing a strange duet with Avenged Sevenfold, which was a somewhat strange effect.

Sentynel: -superfluous strange

ThePhan: Sent: LOL LOL

ThePhan: Billy Joel + Avenged Sevenfold deserves two stranges.