The Goosey

This all took place via private message between the three of us, but instead of presenting an overwhelmingly green post, I'm reformatting it like it was a normal chat convo.

Goosey: I just realized my name should be, like, LeGoosey or something, to match you guys.
LaZorra: LOL!! Oui oui.
ThePhan: Not LeGoosey. That makes you a man.
Goosey: LOL really? oops.
ThePhan: In French, anyway.
Goosey: should be what? L'Goosey?
ThePhan: Well, in French it is also "la." Let me check some other languages.
ThePhan: "Die" is the feminine "The" in German. But "DieGoosey" is a terrible handle in English.
Goosey: Yeah it is! I no wanna die!
LaZorra: DIE GOOSEY
ThePhan: "Die Gans" is "The Goose" in German. You can be DieGansy.
Goosey: LOL
ThePhan: Incidentally it becomes "L'oie" in French. THAT is a fun word.
LaZorra: L'OY!
Goosey: L'OL!
ThePhan: In Italian: "L'oca."
Goosey: Livin' la vida l'oca!
ThePhan: In Portuguese: "O ganso." It makes me want to sing "O ganso tree, o ganso tree, how gooselike are your branches."

(A few moments later, in the public room)

Goosey: I need "Commentationis de partibus comoediarum Graecarum particula :▼bdissertatio inauguralis philologica" translated into English, and the dictionaries I'm using are USELESS
[->Goosey, LaZorra] Wow! What a coincidence! That translates as "O ganso tree, o ganso tree, how gooselike are your branches"! Who'd have thought?
*LaZorra->Goosey, ThePhan* LOL LOL LOL aaahahhh
*Goosey->LaZorra, ThePhan* LOL
LaZorra: "The Greek comedies' use of political commentary was the beginnings of such philosophy."
TalkingDog: Expecto patronum.
LaZorra: Of course, I also still believe that BG translated "Carpe diem" correctly when she said it meant "Die like a fish."
Goosey: LOL
zyzzyva: LOL
[->Goosey, LaZorra] ...."DieFishy!"
*Goosey->ThePhan, LaZorra* LOL
[->Goosey, LaZorra] Man, everything I see keeps coming back to that conversation.

Goosey Is Mean

* Goosey HUGS ThePhan!
* ThePhan HUGS Goosey!
* LaZorra HUGS Goosey!
Goosey has left.
LaZorra: I HAVE BEEN SNUBBED
* ThePhan HUGS LaZorra, since Goosey is a cold, cold person!

Beat!

Goosey: Okay! Heading to work! Laters!
Sam: EVERYONE IS HERE.
Goosey: BUT SOON I WILL NOT BE HERE
ThePhan: Soon Goosey will not be here.
ThePhan: Goosey beat.
Goosey: BEAT HAHAHAHAHA
Goosey: Oh, you beat my beat

Schoolhomed

ThePhan: I walked barefoot to school.
ThePhan: All through high school.
Randy: From the upstairs to the downstairs?
ThePhan: Yup!
ThePhan: Okay, I sometimes wore socks or slippers.
goldfishy: Home schooled?
ThePhan: Yeah.
gremlinn: That's all the school they had, back in her day!
ThePhan: Hehe
10Kan: Actually, Phan was Schoolhomed.
10Kan: She slept in a locker every night!

Night

RiftTraveler: Good night all, I hope you all have a wonderful evening/night!
gremlinn: Night!
Goosey: Night!
ThePhan: Night!
gremlinn: 3 votes for night. It's unanimous. Sorry, evening!

Lysistrata and Trail Mix

ThePhan: So a girl in my design class was trying to sum up the plot of Lysistrata today.
ThePhan: "Isn't that the play where the woman get control by refusing to stop having sex with their husbands?"
ThePhan: It would have worked fine if she had taken out the "refusing to." Or the "stop" (and change the "having" to "have" so it's grammatically correct). But with both negatives in there, you've got a whole different story.
zyzzyva: That new, updated plot sounds like something I would never want to see.
ThePhan: It's almost the plot of the last 30 minutes or so Rocky Horror. Except that one has some songs in it.
Randy: LOL LOL
* LaZorra comes back to the chat window and almost loses it.
LaZorra: I'm glad I was just able to hold it in, because trail mix out the nose sounds really painful.
ThePhan: Trail mix with CARROTS!
Randy: hehehehe
TalkingDog: If LaZorra was a snow woman, would noses come out of her carrot?
LaZorra has left.
zyzzyva: Only if she ate noses.
TalkingDog: I hope I didn't just kill her laughing.

I Think I'm Crashing

Randy: I think I'm crashing
ThePhan: That sounds like the lyric to an emo song.
Randy: LOL
Randy: We should totally write a song called that
ThePhan: hallo i am a teenager and i am talking about teh crashing
Randy: "My life is so sad...Ihate my dad...I feel like being bad...oh no i think I'm crashing"
Ghost of Sam: Hannah Montana's at the mall...she's so cute because she's small...why oh why am I so tall?...death and crashing, that is all.