Ticia: I wonder if I could talk Jimmy Johns into delivering to my house, so I wouldn't have to go wait at the 7-11 across the street for them. Because that's just stupid.
Dave: Why will they deliver to a 7-11 but not your house?
Ticia: Because the 7-11 across the street is in their delivery area.
Ticia: But my house is not.
Dave: But it's ACROSS THE STREET
Dave: Just be like "See me waving? WALK OVER HERE WITH MY SAMMICH"
Ticia: Yeah, they told us we could go wait for them to deliver it there.
Dave: n00b
Dave: z
Dave: Well, it's like my dad used to say. "STOP IT WITH THAT NOISE"
Dave: I don't think that's really applicable to the situation, but my Dad definitely used to say that.
Ticia: LOL
Wednesday, January 30, 2013
Runing
LaZorra: I'M WINNING!
* LaZorra sparkles in the sunlight.
LaZorra: ...I just realized I sounded like Charlie what'shisface and Twilight lumped together.
Maryam: Oh, I thought that was a Twilight reference, but I couldn't figure out why she was making a Twilight reference.
LaZorra: DANG YOU, pop culture, for RUNING EVERYTHING
Maryam: Yeah, I hate all those runes everywhere.
Goosey: LOL
LaZorra: LOL!
LaZorra: I was thinking, "Runes? Is that a reference to the Hobbit movie? I haven't really noticed —OH"
* LaZorra sparkles in the sunlight.
LaZorra: ...I just realized I sounded like Charlie what'shisface and Twilight lumped together.
Maryam: Oh, I thought that was a Twilight reference, but I couldn't figure out why she was making a Twilight reference.
LaZorra: DANG YOU, pop culture, for RUNING EVERYTHING
Maryam: Yeah, I hate all those runes everywhere.
Goosey: LOL
LaZorra: LOL!
LaZorra: I was thinking, "Runes? Is that a reference to the Hobbit movie? I haven't really noticed —OH"
Zero Toes
LaZorra: But I've been standing outside for like 75 minutes.
Goosey: Oh brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
LaZorra: I can no longer feel my toes.
* Goosey HUGS LaZorra!
Goosey: Poor toes!
* LaZorra HUGS Goosey!
LaZorra: hehe
LaZorra: Well, in fairness, it was so I could have coffee with Drew.
LaZorra: He's worth no toes.
Goosey: lol
LaZorra: Wait, that sounds weird.
Goosey: You should tell him that
LaZorra: "You, sir! You are worth zero toes!"
Goosey: LOL
Goosey: Oh brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
LaZorra: I can no longer feel my toes.
* Goosey HUGS LaZorra!
Goosey: Poor toes!
* LaZorra HUGS Goosey!
LaZorra: hehe
LaZorra: Well, in fairness, it was so I could have coffee with Drew.
LaZorra: He's worth no toes.
Goosey: lol
LaZorra: Wait, that sounds weird.
Goosey: You should tell him that
LaZorra: "You, sir! You are worth zero toes!"
Goosey: LOL
Parking Spaces
LaZorra: A big selling point of the condo I'm trying to buy is that it comes with an indoor parking spot.
LaZorra: It would be about $20k on its own.
Dave: Wowza
Goosey: oooh
LaZorra: The realtor was like, "Hey, you can rent that since you don't have a car! That will make you like $150 a month!"
LaZorra: and I was like I AM SORRY WHAT
LaZorra: "Where I come from, we park on the dirt. For free."
Goosey: LOL LOL
ThePhan: LOL
LaZorra: Actually, my first thought was, "MAYBE I CAN DRYDOCK MY SAILBOAT IN MY PARKING SPOT"
Dave: You have a sailboat but no car?
Dave: Where do you live, Venice?
Goosey: lol
Dave: Now I want to buy parking spaces.
LaZorra: Well, I have a sailboat in California, heh.
LaZorra: Where I also have a truck.
LaZorra: I WISH I LIVED IN VENICE
Dave: You should sail it to Chicago.
LaZorra: Maybe I can finally find the Northwest Passage.
Dave: No silly, you sail it around the Horn.
Dave: Then, like, I think you can sail up the St Lawrence river all the way to the Great Lakes.
Dave: If not, then go up the MIssissippi and I guess portage it over. That'd work.
Sentynel: Just fill it with helium and sail overland.
* Sam sets up parking spaces in RinkChat.
Sam: So, any takers?
Sam: Just think of how much more convenient it'll be to come into RinkChat.
Sam: You don't have to walk. You can just show up here and stick around.
LaZorra: It would be about $20k on its own.
Dave: Wowza
Goosey: oooh
LaZorra: The realtor was like, "Hey, you can rent that since you don't have a car! That will make you like $150 a month!"
LaZorra: and I was like I AM SORRY WHAT
LaZorra: "Where I come from, we park on the dirt. For free."
Goosey: LOL LOL
ThePhan: LOL
LaZorra: Actually, my first thought was, "MAYBE I CAN DRYDOCK MY SAILBOAT IN MY PARKING SPOT"
Dave: You have a sailboat but no car?
Dave: Where do you live, Venice?
Goosey: lol
Dave: Now I want to buy parking spaces.
LaZorra: Well, I have a sailboat in California, heh.
LaZorra: Where I also have a truck.
LaZorra: I WISH I LIVED IN VENICE
Dave: You should sail it to Chicago.
LaZorra: Maybe I can finally find the Northwest Passage.
Dave: No silly, you sail it around the Horn.
Dave: Then, like, I think you can sail up the St Lawrence river all the way to the Great Lakes.
Dave: If not, then go up the MIssissippi and I guess portage it over. That'd work.
Sentynel: Just fill it with helium and sail overland.
* Sam sets up parking spaces in RinkChat.
Sam: So, any takers?
Sam: Just think of how much more convenient it'll be to come into RinkChat.
Sam: You don't have to walk. You can just show up here and stick around.
CHANGES IN MY LIFE
ThePhan: FB friend posts: "IM THINKING IT'S TIME TO MAKE A FEW CHANGES IN MY LIFE !!!!!!"
ThePhan: Snarky response I am having difficulty resisting: "Like learning how to turn caps lock off!"
Sentynel: Phan: DO IT
Leen: TP: Do ittttt
TalkingDog: How about "Are you going to learn about lowercase letters?"
Leen: We are such a great influence.
Maryam: Say something snarky about the number of exclamation points, as well.
Maryam: You could quote Pratchett: http://wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/index.php/Multiple_exclamation_marks
* ThePhan blinks.
ThePhan: Someone responded to his FB status with, "I still say anyone who voted for that jack ass has NO RIGHT to say anything about all this crap he is doing. They wanted him."
Maryam: Er...
ThePhan: I didn't think the changes he was planning on for his life were *political* ones...
Leen: Mmmkay.
ThePhan: But who knows?
ThePhan: Snarky response I am having difficulty resisting: "Like learning how to turn caps lock off!"
Sentynel: Phan: DO IT
Leen: TP: Do ittttt
TalkingDog: How about "Are you going to learn about lowercase letters?"
Leen: We are such a great influence.
Maryam: Say something snarky about the number of exclamation points, as well.
Maryam: You could quote Pratchett: http://wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/index.php/Multiple_exclamation_marks
* ThePhan blinks.
ThePhan: Someone responded to his FB status with, "I still say anyone who voted for that jack ass has NO RIGHT to say anything about all this crap he is doing. They wanted him."
Maryam: Er...
ThePhan: I didn't think the changes he was planning on for his life were *political* ones...
Leen: Mmmkay.
ThePhan: But who knows?
Goosey's Marriage Rule
Goosey: My friends tend to get married in groups and pairs, like, within months of each other
ThePhan: Haha
Goosey: I really should have warned you. If you're my friend, and you're a girl, and we talk all the time, you're going to get married in the next three years. It's a rule.
ThePhan: LOL
LaZorra: GOOSEY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Goosey: It happened to me when I was 20, and when I was 24, and when I was 29-30, and again now
Goosey: LAZ I AM SORRY but whatever you aren't mad :)
LaZorra: LOL
LaZorra: Goosey: Well, you'd better not think I'm going to stop talking to you.
Goosey: GOOD
Goosey: BECAUSE YOU HAD BETTER NOT STOP
* Goosey HUGS LaZorra and ThePhan!
ThePhan: If we keep talking to you, do we have to get married every 3 years?
Goosey: LOL
ThePhan: And if so, can it be to the same person again?
ThePhan: Haha
Goosey: I really should have warned you. If you're my friend, and you're a girl, and we talk all the time, you're going to get married in the next three years. It's a rule.
ThePhan: LOL
LaZorra: GOOSEY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Goosey: It happened to me when I was 20, and when I was 24, and when I was 29-30, and again now
Goosey: LAZ I AM SORRY but whatever you aren't mad :)
LaZorra: LOL
LaZorra: Goosey: Well, you'd better not think I'm going to stop talking to you.
Goosey: GOOD
Goosey: BECAUSE YOU HAD BETTER NOT STOP
* Goosey HUGS LaZorra and ThePhan!
ThePhan: If we keep talking to you, do we have to get married every 3 years?
Goosey: LOL
ThePhan: And if so, can it be to the same person again?
Sunday, January 27, 2013
Kids' Speech Problems
Goosey: So my nephew Jimmy doesn't say his Rs or Ls very well (common 3-year-old problem)
Goosey: But instead of replacing the Rs with a W sound, he replaces both with a Y sound
Goosey: Lollipop = yahyeepop
Goosey: Rocket ship = Yahkehship
Goosey: So I'm talking with my sister on the phone, and Jimmy tells her something, and she repeats him, her voice full of confusion, "What? That's. . . your butt?" Jimmy says it again, and sister says, "OH! Oh, yes, yes that is a robot!"
Randy: LOL
ThePhan: Seth did that.
ThePhan: This made the words "clueless" and "curious" sound exactly the same.
Goosey: LOL
ThePhan: One time he was telling me someone was clueless, and I kept saying, "He's.. curious?" "No! Cyueyess!" "...Curious?" "CYUEYESS! Yike, without a cyue!"
Randy: hahaha
ThePhan: Also, here is my other Seth-speech-issue story.
ThePhan: We were helping him practice words with L in them, and suddenly, he says, all panicky, "I have to practice 'yove (love)!'"
ThePhan: We asked him why. He looked at us like we were crazy and said, "For when I get my wife!"
Randy: hehe!
Goosey: But instead of replacing the Rs with a W sound, he replaces both with a Y sound
Goosey: Lollipop = yahyeepop
Goosey: Rocket ship = Yahkehship
Goosey: So I'm talking with my sister on the phone, and Jimmy tells her something, and she repeats him, her voice full of confusion, "What? That's. . . your butt?" Jimmy says it again, and sister says, "OH! Oh, yes, yes that is a robot!"
Randy: LOL
ThePhan: Seth did that.
ThePhan: This made the words "clueless" and "curious" sound exactly the same.
Goosey: LOL
ThePhan: One time he was telling me someone was clueless, and I kept saying, "He's.. curious?" "No! Cyueyess!" "...Curious?" "CYUEYESS! Yike, without a cyue!"
Randy: hahaha
ThePhan: Also, here is my other Seth-speech-issue story.
ThePhan: We were helping him practice words with L in them, and suddenly, he says, all panicky, "I have to practice 'yove (love)!'"
ThePhan: We asked him why. He looked at us like we were crazy and said, "For when I get my wife!"
Randy: hehe!
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