Facebook Yeti

LaZorra: I tried. I'm probably going to use G+ more once I FINALLY DELETE FACEBOOK GEEZ.

LaZorra: I tried to delete it this weekend, and people were texting me going, "AHHHH DON'T DELETE IT UNTIL I SAVE ALL THE PICTURESSSS" and I still don't know if they're finished.

ThePhan: Heh, yeah, I noticed you hadn't deleted your Facebook yetr.

ThePhan: *yet

LaZorra: I have not deleted my Facebook yeti, no.

wintermute: Facebook yeti?

LaZorra: BEAT

LaZorra: The Facebook yeti is only sighted once in a while in Farmville. He comes to make off with a few of your cows and then leaves.

ThePhan: If Facebook promised you a yeti if you didn't delete your page, what would you do?

LaZorra: TP: Oh man, I've always wanted a yeti!

LaZorra: I'd love him and pet him and call him George.

Going to Realize Fish

LaZorra: So I agreed to write a blog post for a journalism think-tank type of deal.

LaZorra: It's due tonight, shouldbe about a thousand words, and I have half a phrase written.

LaZorra: This is feeling an awful lot like school.

wintermute: Have you tried writing "I am a fish" 250 times?

Sentynel: Yes, but it isn't school. You can Douglas Adams it up and enjoy the whooshing sound of a deadline flying by without failing your degree.

LaZorra: wm: I think perhaps people clicking through to school is goign to realize fish.

LaZorra: ...um

Randy: 'what??

wintermute: ?

* LaZorra falls over.

Maryam: LOL?

LaZorra: SEVENTEEN WHOOSH RABBITS

LaZorra: And a glass of milk turned ravenous ravens.

[RinkChat] User LaZorra has been kicked from the room by LaZorra.

LaZorra has left.

LaZorra has entered.

LaZorra: *wm: I think perhaps people clicking through on a JavaScript tutorial might realize that it was about fish instead.

Lou Ferrigno Visits RinkChat

LouFerrigno has entered.

LouFerrigno: What?

Goosey: LOU

ThePhan: LOL LOL LOL

Goosey: LAZORRA HAS SOMETHING FOR YOU

LaZorra: LOU LOU LOU

LaZorra: I LOVE YOU

LaZorra: *throws Phan's panties*

Goosey: LOL!!

ThePhan: LaZorra is writing a love poem.

LouFerrigno: Hi there LaZorra, thanks for the panties.

ThePhan: HEY WAIT

Goosey: hahahaha

ThePhan: I was wearing those!

LouFerrigno: I made them into a ladder to climb out of the hole I feel in.

LaZorra: 8-.

LouFerrigno: Or fell.

LaZorra: LOL LOL

LaZorra: PANTYLADDER

* Goosey does NOT want to know what holes Lou was feeling in.

ThePhan: The hole is only in your mind!

* LaZorra snorts repeadtedly

LouFerrigno: ThePhan: How right you are!

LaZorra: Lou: You should have used TOAST!

Randy: Lou: Would we like you when you're angry?

LouFerrigno: mmm toast

Goosey: Hey, Lou! Got a sword on you?

* LaZorra is absolutely dying at the mental image of Lou Ferrigno going, "mmm, toast."

LouFerrigno: Randy: No, cause then I get sad and sometimes cry a little. Then you would feel bad about making me, the world's strongest men, cry.

Goosey: Lou: How many men are you?

LouFerrigno: Goosey: Sure, right here!

* LouFerrigno throws it away

LaZorra: Aww, it's okay, Lou. Just remember how shiny your muscles are when they're covered in baby oil.

* Goosey retrieves sword.

ThePhan: LOL

Goosey: Hey, thanks!

LaZorra: Goosey: IT HAS HIS SWAT ON IT *swoon*

LaZorra: Sweat, even.

Goosey: LOL!!!

LouFerrigno: :-.

* Goosey keeps the sword, but collects the sweat in a little vial and presents it to LaZorra.

LouFerrigno: Yeah...this place is too weird for me.

Goosey: And that's saying something.

LouFerrigno: And I did a movie with Jafar and Poochie.

ThePhan: We look like a... a bunch of weirdos.

* Goosey beats Lou Ferrigno the only way she can -- by WITS.

LaZorra: Poochie is downright normal, what do you mean?

LaZorra: Why else would he keep showing up on my ink blots?

Goosey: LOL

ThePhan: LOL

LouFerrigno: I came in to give something special to one special lady

Goosey: aww, how nice.

* LouFerrigno throws his speedo at LaZorra

LouFerrigno has left.

Goosey: O__O

* LaZorra faints.

* Goosey runs away from LaZorra

* LaZorra crashes to the floor where Goosey was.

* Goosey was actually running away from the speedo, but unfortunately it was on LaZorra.

LaZorra: HEY I LOOK DAMNED GOOD IN A SPEEDO okay not really BUT HEY

Goosey: LOL LOL

* LaZorra bronzes the speedo and hangs it on her wall next to the Indiana Jones whip.

Goosey: hehehehe nice

* ThePhan will watch the movie for real now. She thinks.

ThePhan: I was about to, and then Lou showed up.

Goosey: hehehe

LaZorra: See? Lou's incapable of not ruining a movie.

Goosey: LOL!

Randy: LOL

ThePhan: LOL

Randy: Lessons learned: Don't tell your girlfriend you were pretending to have panties thrown at you.

LaZorra: LOL LOL LOL

Randy: TOPICBOT?

LaZorra: YES

LaZorra: I would just like to TOPICBOT this whole convo.

Visit LaZorra Plans

ThePhan: Also, I AM MAKING VISIT LAZORRA PLANS EVERYONE BE JEALOUS :-P

* Goosey IS JEALOUS

Randy: TP: SO JEALOUS

LaZorra: :D

Goosey: Send me some Visit LaZorra Plans! WANT

LaZorra: LOL

ThePhan: LOL

LaZorra: She's creating a kit.

ThePhan: Yup!

LaZorra: It will contain a large piece of green posterboard with "I EET YOR HED" stencilled on it.

ThePhan: It includes carrots for her nose, study guys, and panties to throw at Lou Ferrigno.

Goosey: LOL

ThePhan: Also that.

LaZorra: LOL LOL LOL

* Goosey tries to laugh and cough at the same time and nearly chockes

Goosey: *chokse

Goosey: *CHOKES

LaZorra: hahah

ThePhan: I feel like this should be a BlitzBot question: "Things That Go In a Visit LaZorra Plan Kit."

Get Out of the Butter

Goosey: Phan: I was in a one-act when I was still VL, and we had to change the business so he kissed me on the forehead instead of on the lips 'cause I was too chicken.

Ticia: "change the business?"

Goosey: TP: heheh

Goosey: "dialogue" is what you say, "business" is what you do

Ticia: Oh, okay then.

Goosey: Get your mind out of the gutter, Ticia

Randy: I had to do a scene where I made out with a girl and touch parts of her I wasn't sure she really wanted me to.

Goosey: Get out of the butter, randy

Goosey: *gutter

ThePhan: LOL LOL

ThePhan: GET OUT OF THE BUTTER

Goosey: LOL

Randy: I WAS MAKING TOAST

Goosey: LOL LOIL LOL

* Goosey dies

Mia: haha

Kysle: lol

* LaZorra comes back and reads teh buffer and cracks up.

* Goosey is still laughing

LaZorra: Mostly because now I have a mental image of Randy's face smeared with butter while Goosey yells at him.

LaZorra: "What butter? I don't know what you're talking about."

* Goosey wipes away tears and gasps for breath

ThePhan: LOL

ThePhan: Now all I can picture is him cheerfully sitting face down in a giant butter tub.

LaZorra: LOL LOL

Goosey: sitting face down??

Goosey: Where does Randy keep his face?

LaZorra: TOPICBOT

Randy: =-O

ThePhan: Well, he's sitting down in FRONT of the butter, but then he's leaned over and shoved his face into it.

Goosey: LOL LOL

ThePhan: Like a pie eating contest or something.

Goosey: OHhhhh "sitting, face down in . . ."

LaZorra: TP: Oh, LOL, I was picturing him sitting on the boottre, with his face between his knees.

Goosey: BOOTTRE

ThePhan: ...Boottre?

LaZorra: er

ThePhan: Was that once "butter"?

Goosey: LOL LOL LOL

LaZorra: CLEARLY that is pronounced, "boo-TRAY"

* Goosey dies AGAIN

LaZorra: It is fancy butter.

ThePhan: LaZorra only eats the best French butter.

Randy: LOL LOL

ThePhan: Ahem, excuse me, I mean, boottre.

* TalkingDog wanders back. He says "Uh."

Randy: LOL LOL

Goosey: LOL LOL LOL

Randy: So is this going to the quotes page?

ThePhan: Uh, yes.

Goosey: THE WHOLE THING

ThePhan: Not right now.

ThePhan: But it will be there.

LaZorra: Monsieur A-TalkinkDok, would zyo like zome toast wiz boottre?

LaZorra: ..."toast wiz" totally makes me think of Cheez Wiz, except...toast flavor.

Goosey: LOL!

TalkingDog: ...Oui?

* LaZorra snaps her fingers and a proper french butler twirls out of the kitchen in a frilly pink tutu and offers TalkingDog some toast.

* Goosey finally breathes.

Goosey: Do proper French butlers wear frilly pink tutus??

* Goosey learns something new everyday.

ThePhan: Um. "A-TalkinkDok" just keeps sounding like "badonkadonk" in my head.

Goosey: LOL!

LaZorra: It iz zee way in zee Olt Countree.

LaZorra: TPL LOL LOL

Randy: A TalkingDog Badaonkadong.

Randy: gah

Randy: you know what I meant

LaZorra: A TALKINGDOG BADONKEYKONG

Goosey: LOL

* TalkingDog just puts out more Doritos and hides in the empty bag.

LaZorra: That must have been a LOT of Doritos.

[RinkChat] User TalkingDog has been shrunken by Goosey.

Goosey: There, that should be easier for him.

ThePhan: Now he can fit!

Randy: LOL

LaZorra: The Dorito Adventures of TalkingDog!

Randy: Poor TD:

LaZorra: Randy: You've turned the last letter of his initials into a frowny face!

Randy: At least he doesn

Goosey: Yeah, at least he doesn

Randy: 't eat butter sitting face down

Randy: HUSH YOU

Goosey: O:-)

LaZorra: RANDY GET OUT OF THE BUTTER

* LaZorra totally wants toast now.

ThePhan: If there is a little man sitting in the butter, tell him to get out of it.

Martin Kuter Was a Bi Fab of Doritos

ThePhan: So a large part of my dinnertime with Jacob consisted of him drawing bizarre little cartoon characters on a napkin, and we made up stories about them.

ThePhan: The cast included a dinosaur, and a creepy mad scientist holding a loaf of French bread, and a tentacled girl, and a guy with only one arm, one eye, and one leg, and then, er, Martin Luther.

Goosey: LOL

Randy: LOL

ThePhan: It was a silly evening. But a fun one.

Randy: Was...was Martin Luther the hero or villian?

ThePhan: The hero. He had a magic shield.

Randy: Of course!

* TalkingDog doesn't know what's going on, but he puts out Doritos.

Goosey: Ooh, doritos. *crunch*

LaZorra: TD: Martin Kuter was a bi fab of doritos.

Goosey: Martin who?

TalkingDog: Was a what?

* LaZorra istyping with one hand.

Randy: LOL

Goosey: Aston's religious brother!

Strophes and Antistrophes

ThePhan: When we had to read Medea for theater history, a group of us got together and read it out loud.
ThePhan: There were all these little notes next to the chorus' lines: "Strophe" and "antistrophe."
ThePhan: We looked them up and discovered that the strophe means that the Greek chorus chants as it moves from right to left across the stage, while in the antistrophe, they move left to right.
ThePhan: From then on, every time we read those lines, we'd all pretend we were dancing whichever direction we were supposed to.
ThePhan: It made the long chorus monologues so much more entertaining.
ThePhan: We could have tap dancing strophes and antistrophes.
LaZorra: That would be amazing.
Sentynel: Is a catastrophe what happens when half the chorus is doing a strophe and the other half is doing an antistrophe?
ThePhan: LOL LOL LOL
ThePhan: YES
LaZorra: *snerk*