Monday, October 31, 2011

Frall Brack

ThePhan: FRALL BRACK STARTS TODAY
ThePhan: .....er.
ThePhan: Obviously I need it.
ThePhan: *Fall break

Sexy Geeks

Goosey: I googled "sexy geeks". Brain. Broken. http://pictures.korben.info/img239.imageshack.us/2008/10/23/costume-1.jpg
Sam: ...Ow.
ThePhan has entered.
Sam: THEPHAN, DON'T CLICK ON GOOSEY'S LINK.
Sam: BY WHICH I MEAN, CLICK ON IT, BUT THEN TELL ME WHAT GOOD ADVICE IT WAS TO SUGGEST NOT CLICKING ON IT.
ThePhan: THE HECK IS THAT
Goosey: LOL
ThePhan: Well, now I know what my Halloween costume this year is.
Goosey: LOL!!
Sam: LOL LOL LOL

TheOneBot

Goosey: We should have one of those crazy ultra-mini tournaments Sam. Where we play ALL THE BOTS AT THE SAME TIME
Sam: That's pretty easy to set up.
Sam: I have a script that does it. I wonder if it's worth making it possible for everybody to use it.
Sam: I bet I can create an EverythingBot or something that runs them all.
Sam: ONE BOT TO RULE THEM ALL, AND IN THE TOURNAMENT BIND THEM.
Sam: I have to call it TheOneBot now.
Sentynel: Sam: YES. YES YOU DO.
10Kan: "Three bots for the Admins, two of whom are guys."
10Kan: "Five for the odd-time zones, often in chat alone."
Sentynel: 10K: MAGNIFICENT
10Kan: "Seven for Google newbs, banned outright."
10Kan: "One for The Stoddard, in cold 'Hampshire at home."
Sentynel: You missed the Nine.
10Kan: D'oh!
10Kan: Right. Dwarves have seven and Men have nine.
Sentynel: Oh, yes.
Sentynel: That would be it.
10Kan: Nobody has five.
10Kan: "One bot to rule them all, one bot to score them,"
10Kan: "One bot to pwn them all and never ever bore them,"
10Kan: "Made in New Hampshire, where the Stoddard lies."
Sam: I don't lie.
10Kan: Well, 'recline' wouldn't fit.
Goosey: Cries? pies? dries? spies? tries?
10Kan: "...where the Stoddard cries pies." Perfect!
Goosey: LOL

To Sir, With Love II

Sam: Hmmm. At some point in the last year, I watched my 5000th movie and missed it.
Sam: I'm approaching 5200 now. I should have kept closer track.
Sam: I don't know what the 5000th movie actually was, but I bet it was something utterly terrible.
Sam: My best guess is that it was "To Sir, With Love II."
10Kan: This time...It's LOVELIER

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Ashoserw

LaZorra: On that squealy note, this little piggy is oging to go take a ashoserw.
Goosey: LOL LOL LOL
ThePhan: ...You're what?
Goosey: whating to take a WHAT now??
LaZorra: ALL OF THE RIGHT LETTERS ARE THERE OKAY?
* Goosey wipes away tears
Sentynel: All the right notes, just not necessarily in the right order...
LaZorra: To quote MASH: "I can play the notes, but I cannot make the music." :-p

HUGOWAR

LaZorra: I LOVE YOU ALL
LaZorra: Don't leave me hanging on that.
LaZorra: It's just...
LaZorra: awkward.
* TalkingDog HUGS teh laz!
Ticia: HAHA
* Goosey HUGS LaZorra!
* LaZorra HUGS TD and Goosey!!
ThePhan: LOL
* ThePhan HUGS LaZorra!
* LaZorra HUGS Phan!
ThePhan: WE LOVE YOU TOO
ThePhan: Or, well, at least I do.
LaZorra: YAY ONE OF YOU LOVES ME
LaZorra: :-p
Goosey: I LOVE HER MORE
LaZorra: Why do I feel like I'm about to be sliced in half like Solomon's baby?
Sentynel: Half?
* Sentynel sharpens cleaver
LaZorra: :-.
ThePhan: I LOVED HER FIRST
* TalkingDog hides under a leaf.
ThePhan: Maybe not first, but before all these people arguing over her!
* Randy HUGS EVERYONE!
Goosey: I LOVE HER SO MUCH I SENT HER ARMY MEN
* Goosey HUGS Randy!
LaZorra: Truly, this is a love to outlast time itself.
* Goosey HUGS TalkingDog!
ThePhan: I LOVE HER SO MUCH I WENT TO SCHOOL NEAR WHERE I KNEW SHE WOULD ONE DAY GET A JOB
* TalkingDog HUGS Goosey!
Goosey: TP: :-P
Goosey: What am I yelling at you for? I love you too.
Goosey: HUGOWAR
* Goosey HUGS Ticia!
* Goosey HUGS TalkingDog!
* Goosey HUGS Sam!
* Goosey HUGS Kysle!
* Goosey HUGS Randy!
* Ticia sings Caaaaaan you feeeeeeeel the looooooove toniiiiiight.
* Goosey HUGS Sentynel!
* LaZorra tosses army men into the air and watches them rain down like drops of pure love and happiness.
* Goosey HUGS ThePhan!
Goosey: LOL!!
* Sentynel HUGS Goosey!
* Goosey HUGS LaZorra!
LaZorra: *sob* so beautiful...
* Goosey HUGS Nyperold!
Nyperold: It's raining (army) men!
* Goosey wins!
* Nyperold HUGS Goosey!
Goosey: Hallelujah!
Ticia: Oh, look, a unicorn made out of sunshine and smiles!
Goosey: LOL
LaZorra: Do we all join hands and sing Kumbaya now?
Ticia: I think so
LaZorra: And wait for the magic musrhooms to wear off?
ThePhan: "Musrhooms" is a fun word to try and pronounce out loud.
LaZorra: hooooooom

Meat Science

ThePhan: I HAVE TO DO MY HOMEWORK
ThePhan: STOP TALKING TO PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK
ThePhan: HOMEWORKHOMEWORKHOMEWORK
LaZorra: DO YOUR BLOODY HOWMEWORK
Ticia: Yes, that is a question for the ages.
Ticia: HOWMEWORK?
Goosey: Ticia: UGH again.
Goosey: Ticia: LOL
Ticia: HOW ME WORK WHEN PEOPLE ARE BEING INTERESTING ON THE INERNET
TalkingDog: mrghl
Ticia: Oh, wait, it's bloody howmework...
Ticia: this puts a new spin on LaZorra.
Ticia: Or maybe Lazorra knows something we don't about ThePhan.
Goosey: LOL
LaZorra: :-.
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: I am now majoring in butchery.
Goosey: O___O
LaZorra: I have friends who did that.
ThePhan: LOL
LaZorra: Well, not majored. But Meat Science was a required class for ag majors.
LaZorra: Man, that seems like forever ago.
Sentynel: That's such an awesome subject name.
Sentynel: MEAT SCIENCE
LaZorra: LOL
Goosey: LOL
Sentynel: I mean, I knew people who did materials science, or similarly lame combinations.
Sentynel: MEAT. SCIENCE.
LaZorra: THE SCIENCE OF BACON
TalkingDog: MEAT
Randy: mmmm science
Nyperold: MEATERIALS SCIENCE
Randy: Science doesn't even look like a word anymore
LaZorra: That's because it's not.
LaZorra: The atheists made it up to confuse us.