Seth's Burial Plan

ThePhan: SETH IS INSANE

ThePhan: He has just informed me that when he is buried, he wants to have a motion-activated sound file of a Dalek yelling, "EXTERMINATE!" by his grave.

ThePhan: And on his tombstone will be written, "I'm not going alone!"

ThePhan: THIS IS THE CREEPIEST THING EVER

Gordon Ramsay = A Duck

Goosey: This episode of Kitchen Nightmares, the owners/chefs is a set of twin brothers who are turning out to be, like, the emo version of Tweedledee and Tweedledum.

Goosey: They are both big, round, dress identical, finish each other's sentences. They are messy, lazy, and when Chef Gordon yells at them for serving expired chicken, one yells back like a child, and the other goes to the back alley and cries and calls himself a failure.

Goosey: It's very sad.

Maryam: Don't they know that yelling is Gordon Ramsay's natural state? It has nothing to do with you personally. It's like taking it hard if a duck quacks at you.

Goosey: LOL LOL That's a perfect way to put it.

TalkingDog: A duck quacked at me once. And I didn't cry. Ha!

Pirate Password

Paladin852: It's really strange...all of a sudden the computer acts as though I'm holding down a key (usually r) and continues to type it over and over even when I unplug the keyboard

TalkingDog: That sounds pretty bizarre.

Paladin852: Rebooting usually fixes it, but when it doesn't I can't log in to my computer because my password, unfortunately, is not rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

TalkingDog: Maybe you need to change it to rrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

iwpg: Maybe the system clock's broken and it thought it was Talk Like a Pirate day.

Rubber Bean Paste Buns

LaZorra: Sent: My brother and I used to be rubber band guns.

LaZorra: Er. *used to USE rubber band guns.

* LaZorra remembers the good old days, back when she was just a wee rubber band gun.

Goosey: LaZ: That 's quiet the evolution from rubber band gun to Master.

LaZorra: LOL

* Goosey almost typed "rubber band bun"

LaZorra: LOL LOL

LaZorra: owwww

LaZorra: Rubber band bun sounds hair-pulling.

Paladin852: LOL

Goosey: I was imagining something chewier.

Goosey: RUBBER BEAN PASTE BUNS

LaZorra: LOL LOL

LaZorra: Oh my goodness, oh my goodness! Oh my goodness, oh my goodness! rubber bean paste buns.

Aggressive Smurf Music

Goosey: AHAHAH Okay, I'm watching Kitchen Nightmares and I have the captions on

wintermute is away.

Goosey: And they just did the "In this episode" teaser bit, and moved on to the theme song intro, okay?

Goosey: So the captions said (aggressive surf music)

Goosey: Which is guess isn't that funny, but it made me laugh.

ThePhan: Heh.

ThePhan: It was even funnier when I read "aggressive smurf music."

Goosey: LOL LOL

Randy: LA LA LALALA LA LA LA LAAAAAA

Randy: (Sung with a death metal growl)

Goosey: LOL

Usufructose

Ticia: I learned a new word just now.

Ticia: usufruct

Ticia: Actually, it's an old word.

Ticia: It means "the legal right of using and enjoying the fruits or profits of something belonging to another "

Ticia: Thomas Jefferson said ""that the earth belongs in usufruct to the living": that the dead have neither powers nor rights over it... "

wintermute: If I ever become an organic chemist and invent / discover a new type of sugar, I'm going to call it usufructose.

Goosey: LOL

Ticia: Awesome!

Ticia: It'd be better if it had already been invented/discovered by someone else.

Ticia: You'd just rename it and enjoy the fruits (hehe) of their labor.

wintermute: You don't want me to be a sugar genius?

Ticia: Just, in the spirit of the word.

* ThePhan now wants to write a kids' book about a little boy who wants to be a sugar genius when he grows up but everyone tells him he can't.

Newbite

Sentynel: Greetings, newbite!

Sentynel: um

Sentynel: *newbie

Sentynel: I ALWAYS make that typo.

Sentynel: It's a bit concerning.