Dave: I almost answered the door in my undies yesterday.
Dave: I forgot I wasn't wearing pants.
Maryam: LOL
Dave: That's the sign of a good day imvo.
Maryam: v?
Dave: The pizza guy shows up with dinner and you're still in your robe and undies.
Maryam: imVo? What's the V?
Dave: Yes, sorry. It means "In my Veronique opinion"
Dave: Why that is so is... weird.
Maryam: Hrm. I am actually no closer to an answer there.
Dave: LOL
Dave: It actually doesn't make much sense. I'll try to explain.
Maryam: Heh.
Goosey: LOL
Dave: My main character when I played WoW was named Hamirack. Stephen's was Veronique.
Dave: Somehow (and I'm really unclear how) everybody in our guild decided "IMHO" actually stood for "In my Hamirack opinion"
Maryam: Heh.
Dave: Somehow that morphed into imvo, but we wouldn't tell Stephen whatit meant for the longest time.
Dave: He was like "Come on guys, just tell me."
Dave: We kept him in the dark for long enough that it was kind of anti-climactic when we finally told him what it meant. He was just like "Why?"
Dave: And we were like "...don't knwo."
Maryam: LOL
Goosey: LOL
Dave: So, yeah. Then that became a running joke, we always said "imvo" instead of "imho"
Dave: And I still do it.
Goosey: Because you are Dave.
Dave: And that's the story, and you're probably still just as confused!
Saturday, April 27, 2013
Cayenne With Triscuits
* Goosey eats sardines with triscuits
LaZorra: oh man, triscuits sound amazing right now.
* Goosey is about to try sprinkling one with cayenne . . . this could be interesting
Goosey: Oh dear, that was a larger dash of cayenne than I intended. Um.
Goosey: Who dares me?
LaZorra: Goosey: HOT HOT HOT
Randy: DO EEET
Goosey: huh, my mouth feels the heat, but was not ignited.
Goosey: And it was yummy.
Goosey: How interesting.
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Goosey: Ow. Ow. Cayenne is burning a hole in my tongue. Ow.
LaZorra: oh nooooooo
LaZorra: that is not how you pierce your tongue goosey oh no it is not
Goosey: LOL
LaZorra: oh man, triscuits sound amazing right now.
* Goosey is about to try sprinkling one with cayenne . . . this could be interesting
Goosey: Oh dear, that was a larger dash of cayenne than I intended. Um.
Goosey: Who dares me?
LaZorra: Goosey: HOT HOT HOT
Randy: DO EEET
Goosey: huh, my mouth feels the heat, but was not ignited.
Goosey: And it was yummy.
Goosey: How interesting.
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Goosey: Ow. Ow. Cayenne is burning a hole in my tongue. Ow.
LaZorra: oh nooooooo
LaZorra: that is not how you pierce your tongue goosey oh no it is not
Goosey: LOL
Moved the Lawn
* wintermute just mowed the lawn for the first time this year.
wintermute: Ohio had Second Winter this year.
* ThePhan just moved the lawn for the first time this year.
ThePhan: By the end of the year, it should be a full six feet to the left of where it was.
ThePhan: It will greatly confuse our neighbors.
Goosey: LOL
wintermute: Especially if it ends up in their house.
Goosey: Are you moving the entire lawn en masse? Or cutting a strip off one side and replanting it on the other?
ThePhan: Goosey: The former.
Goosey: Wow, that's talent
wintermute: Ohio had Second Winter this year.
* ThePhan just moved the lawn for the first time this year.
ThePhan: By the end of the year, it should be a full six feet to the left of where it was.
ThePhan: It will greatly confuse our neighbors.
Goosey: LOL
wintermute: Especially if it ends up in their house.
Goosey: Are you moving the entire lawn en masse? Or cutting a strip off one side and replanting it on the other?
ThePhan: Goosey: The former.
Goosey: Wow, that's talent
Friday, April 19, 2013
Phone Reviews
ThePhan: I AM TIRED OF WRITING PHONE REVIEWS
ThePhan: I have been doing it for like 3 hours.
wintermute: This phone came pre-programmed with Liam Neeson's phone number. A++. Would buy again.
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: That does not appear to be true of any of the ones I've written about so far.
ThePhan: Obviously I'm reviewing terrible phones.
wintermute: This phone is full of scorpions. Every time I answered it, they all stung my ear. 7/10/
wintermute: Without that trailing slash.
ThePhan: I think you were starting to date that review, but before you could write out the year, the scorpions killed you.
wintermute: LOL.
ThePhan: I have been doing it for like 3 hours.
wintermute: This phone came pre-programmed with Liam Neeson's phone number. A++. Would buy again.
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: That does not appear to be true of any of the ones I've written about so far.
ThePhan: Obviously I'm reviewing terrible phones.
wintermute: This phone is full of scorpions. Every time I answered it, they all stung my ear. 7/10/
wintermute: Without that trailing slash.
ThePhan: I think you were starting to date that review, but before you could write out the year, the scorpions killed you.
wintermute: LOL.
Resume 79
ThePhan has entered.
ThePhan: resume 79
ThePhan: Well, that's helpful.
Goosey: /
Goosey: ?
ThePhan: That was meant to be a / command. Heh.
Sam: 1979 HAS BEEN RESUMED.
Sam: Whoa.
Sam: Somebody had paused 1979 in October and zipped ahead to 1980.
Sam: NOW WE'RE BACK TO THE FINISH THE JOB.
Goosey: LOL
Sam: And sure enough, RinkChat in 1979 is the same as it always is.
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: resume 79
ThePhan: Well, that's helpful.
Goosey: /
Goosey: ?
ThePhan: That was meant to be a / command. Heh.
Sam: 1979 HAS BEEN RESUMED.
Sam: Whoa.
Sam: Somebody had paused 1979 in October and zipped ahead to 1980.
Sam: NOW WE'RE BACK TO THE FINISH THE JOB.
Goosey: LOL
Sam: And sure enough, RinkChat in 1979 is the same as it always is.
ThePhan: LOL
Spending Life Living
Goosey: LOL WHAT
Goosey: So I'm opening this book to find the copyright date, and I glance at the very first page inside the cover and it's a brief biography of the author, D.H. Lawrence.
Goosey: The first sentence of the last paragraph is what catches my eye: "Lawrence spent most of his short life living."
Goosey: Oh, that's nice, did he spend part of it DEAD?
Goosey: The next sentence doesn't make it any better: "Nevertheless he produced an amazing quantity of work -- novels, stories, poems, plays, essays, travel books, translations and letters .. ."
Goosey: WRITING IS DEATH
ThePhan: Goosey: LOL
ThePhan: "He lived for most of his life, but he managed to write some books anyway."
ThePhan: That is amazing.
Goosey: I mean, I see what the writer here was TRYING to say "Lawrence had a busy life and did lots of other stuff besides writing" but it just comes off so FUNNY
ThePhan: It really does.
Goosey: So I'm opening this book to find the copyright date, and I glance at the very first page inside the cover and it's a brief biography of the author, D.H. Lawrence.
Goosey: The first sentence of the last paragraph is what catches my eye: "Lawrence spent most of his short life living."
Goosey: Oh, that's nice, did he spend part of it DEAD?
Goosey: The next sentence doesn't make it any better: "Nevertheless he produced an amazing quantity of work -- novels, stories, poems, plays, essays, travel books, translations and letters .. ."
Goosey: WRITING IS DEATH
ThePhan: Goosey: LOL
ThePhan: "He lived for most of his life, but he managed to write some books anyway."
ThePhan: That is amazing.
Goosey: I mean, I see what the writer here was TRYING to say "Lawrence had a busy life and did lots of other stuff besides writing" but it just comes off so FUNNY
ThePhan: It really does.
Eating a Video Game
Dave: Hahaha!
Dave: This just made Reddit front page: "Reddit, I have never eaten a video game. What are some tips..." blah blah blah.
Dave: Of course the person meant "BEATEN"
Sentynel: LOL
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: That's awesome.
Dave: But that one omitted letter got him over a thousand comments, all telling him the best way to break down a plastic cartridge/CD for ingestion, giving recipes for how to cook your DS games, and awesome stuff like that.
iwpg: LOL LOL LOL
Dave: This just made Reddit front page: "Reddit, I have never eaten a video game. What are some tips..." blah blah blah.
Dave: Of course the person meant "BEATEN"
Sentynel: LOL
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: That's awesome.
Dave: But that one omitted letter got him over a thousand comments, all telling him the best way to break down a plastic cartridge/CD for ingestion, giving recipes for how to cook your DS games, and awesome stuff like that.
iwpg: LOL LOL LOL
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