Violent Upside-Down Planters

ThePhan: HOLY COW I CANNOT READ

ThePhan: I'm looking at old chat transcripts to update the quote blog.

ThePhan: Maryam said, "I wonder if those indoor upside-down planters really work." Goosey responded, "My cousin tried one on her porch once, worked okay for her."

ThePhan: As I glanced through, I thought "worked okay for her" said "punched in her face."

ThePhan: I have no idea why.

ThePhan: Nothing surrounding the conversation has anything like that.

* TalkingDog scratches his head.

* ThePhan is a little worried about reading Henry V for Monday in this condition...

iwpg: LOL LOL LOL

iwpg: I think that gives you at least one new entry.

ThePhan: No kidding.

ThePhan: I would not use an upside-down planter if it punched me in the face.

Science Fiction Documentaries

ThePhan: I went to go look up my school's movie club to see what they were playing tomorrow night when I get back.

ThePhan: The schedule's up-to-date, but the spiel on the page is WAY old. It says they're showing documentaries on Thursday nights and feature films on Sundays, which they haven't done in several years.

ThePhan: This means that, according to the schedule, Soylent Green and Logan's Run are documentaries.

Goosey: LOL!!

Sentynel: Soylent Green's not a documentary?

Nyperold: "And here we see the rare and elusive wild Peter Ustinov, living in his natural habitat, the Capitol Building in Washington, D.C.."

Twilight Is Gritty

ThePhan: Little Red Riding Hood is a "girl falls in love with a werewolf" gritty reboot. Life As We Know It is about, I believe, Ashton Kutcher and Katherine Heigl suddenly having to take care of a baby.

ThePhan: And by "gritty," I mean gritty in the sense that Twilight is gritty.

Maryam: ... Twilight is gritty?

Sentynel: The grit sparkles, then?

Goosey: You grit your teeth the whole way through, yes.

Slushee Casserole

* Ticia has a slushee and burrito casserole.

Ticia: Mmmmm

Goosey: That sounds like an odd casserole . . .

Goosey: Also gross.

Ticia: It's yummy.

Goosey: Oh. You mean you have a slushee, AND you have a burrito casserole. Two seperate things.

Goosey: *separate

* TalkingDog read them together too.

Ticia: Corn tortillas, refried beans, cheese, stacked in a casserole dish. Sliced olives and chopped tomatos on top.

Ticia: LOL

Ticia: Then you dump the slushee on top and cook for 30 minutes at 365

Silly String

goldfishy: I wonder if you say a critical amount of ridiculous words if you just like exceed all ridiculous limits and just dissolve into silly string

goldfishy: Wait, do Americans call silly string silly string?

Randy: Yes

goldfishy: Ha! Yes, yes you do

goldfishy: That's handy

goldfishy: You lot can be terribly awkward you know

wintermute: They call it foolish thread.

Fold Unmarried Frogs

* Goosey has potato chips and a banana for dinner.

Ticia: Mmmm

* Goosey is Fould Bachelor Frog.

Goosey: *Foul

* Sentynel folds unmarried frogs

Randy: Sent: That sounds like a whizkid line

Sentynel: Randy: I'm secretly WhizKid.

Ticia: wk: You are strange.

Sentynel: Ticia: How rude!

Sentynel: I mean, er..

Sentynel: Ticia: Shout a thousand horses?

Sibling Arguing

ThePhan: My latest very ridiculous fact I'm trying to convince my sister of: that her face falls off while she sleeps and someone from the family goes in and pins it back onto her head before she wakes up.

Randy: LOL

ThePhan: Now that she's 20, she really believes very little of what I tell her. But I have no doubt that when she was six, she would have believed me.

ThePhan: Heh.

ThePhan: But it's fun watching her try to disprove it.

Ticia: LOL

Ticia: That she even tries to disprove it is cracking me up

ThePhan: She keeps interrogating me about the process, thinking she'll catch me off guard.

ThePhan: But, nope. She now knows about the process of buying flesh-colored headpins to pin her face back on.

Ticia: LOL

Ticia: I love your family.