ThePhan: OH NO I FORGOT TO TURN OFF FACEBOOK CHAT
ThePhan: The super awkward guy is chatting with me again. LOL.
wintermute: Tell him you're really a guy.
ThePhan: wm: We've met, so that'd be potentially more awkward.
wintermute: Phan: Tell him you're saving up for the final surgery.
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Fairy Tales For the Digital Age
Xenia has entered.
Xenia: meow
Xenia: erfgtfewdgrfthyjugtrfgt5hrae
Xenia: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Xenia: RAPIT
[RinkChat] User Xenia has been kicked from the room by TalkingDog.
Xenia has left.
Xenia has entered.
Xenia: Sorry
Xenia: BUT YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT DAN123!!!!!!!!!!!11
Xenia: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Xenia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[RinkChat] Users from IP address 193.200.150.* have been banned from RinkChat by TalkingDog.
Xenia has left.
ThePhan: Sheesh.
LaZorra: ...Wow.
LaZorra: LOL, I love how that pulls us out of idling.
Sentynel: That was bizarre.
goldfishy: That was boring
goldfishy: Good trolls are fun
* ThePhan now has a mental image of the billy goats Gruff crossing over the bridge and hearing "meow. erfgtfewdgrfthyjugtrfgt5hrae. HAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT DAN123!!!!!!!!!!!11" from beneath it.
LaZorra: LOL LOL LOL
LaZorra: We should update all the old fairy tales for the 21st century.
ThePhan: Goldilocks hacks into the three bears' Facebook pages.
LaZorra: That would be AWESOME.
LaZorra: Dude, we could make a million.
ThePhan: A million fairy tales?
ThePhan: That's kind of a big job.
ThePhan: Red Riding Hood almost updates itself...
LaZorra: Red Riding Hood becomes a tale of sex offenders preying on young girls.
ThePhan: Exactly.
LaZorra: And the Three Little Pigs...well, if you don't set up your firewall security properly, some nasty things are bound to get in.
ThePhan: Rip Van Winkle is about a guy who gets addicted to World of Warcraft and loses most of his life playing it.
LaZorra: LOL
ThePhan: And in The Princess and the Pea, the queen's test is to find the hidden typo in a 700-page computer manual.
ThePhan: ...I really want to write these now. Heh.
LaZorra: Instead of the goose that laid the golden egg, you'd have the iPhone app that correctly predicted the lottery numbers every time.
LaZorra: You should!
ThePhan: LOL
Sentynel: You guys are awesome.
LaZorra: Chicken Little would turn into the sad tale of someone who gets taken in by a Nigerian scammer.
ThePhan: LOL LOL LOL
ThePhan: Most definitely.
* ThePhan is trying to figure out how to make the witch in Hansel and Gretel a crazed fan fiction writer...
ThePhan: And Cinderella's a mistreated tech support girl.
LaZorra: LOL
LaZorra: Snow White is the code name for a computer whose rival computer sends it some corrupt data and causes a BSoD. But a handsome IT guy comes along and reinstalls the OS.
ThePhan: Sleeping Beauty and Snow White are basically the same story. The evil witch gives her computer a virus, and she goes into a shock-induced withdrawal coma until the IT guy comes along and... Yup, LaZorra has basically the same idea.
ThePhan: But better thought out :-)
LaZorra: LOL
* LaZorra high-fives Phan!
ThePhan: Rapunzel definitely involves climbing up an extension cord into the tower. But that's all I got on that.
LaZorra: My boyfriend's contribution is "Jack and Jill went up the hill to setup a Ham Radio antenna."
LaZorra: LOL
Sentynel: Nah, that's too last century. They were probably trying to get in signal range of their neighbour's wifi connection.
LaZorra: hehehe
ThePhan: Hehe
ThePhan: The Shoemaker and the Elves becomes about an overworked programmer whose previous programs become sentient and complete his work projects for him.
LaZorra: LOL LOL
LaZorra: The Girl the Red Shoes is about a girl who coveted a brand-new MacBook, and when she finally got it, she couldn't stop typing until her typed her fingers off.
ThePhan: LOL LOL
ThePhan: THAT IS SO SAD
Xenia: meow
Xenia: erfgtfewdgrfthyjugtrfgt5hrae
Xenia: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Xenia: RAPIT
[RinkChat] User Xenia has been kicked from the room by TalkingDog.
Xenia has left.
Xenia has entered.
Xenia: Sorry
Xenia: BUT YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT DAN123!!!!!!!!!!!11
Xenia: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Xenia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[RinkChat] Users from IP address 193.200.150.* have been banned from RinkChat by TalkingDog.
Xenia has left.
ThePhan: Sheesh.
LaZorra: ...Wow.
LaZorra: LOL, I love how that pulls us out of idling.
Sentynel: That was bizarre.
goldfishy: That was boring
goldfishy: Good trolls are fun
* ThePhan now has a mental image of the billy goats Gruff crossing over the bridge and hearing "meow. erfgtfewdgrfthyjugtrfgt5hrae. HAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT DAN123!!!!!!!!!!!11" from beneath it.
LaZorra: LOL LOL LOL
LaZorra: We should update all the old fairy tales for the 21st century.
ThePhan: Goldilocks hacks into the three bears' Facebook pages.
LaZorra: That would be AWESOME.
LaZorra: Dude, we could make a million.
ThePhan: A million fairy tales?
ThePhan: That's kind of a big job.
ThePhan: Red Riding Hood almost updates itself...
LaZorra: Red Riding Hood becomes a tale of sex offenders preying on young girls.
ThePhan: Exactly.
LaZorra: And the Three Little Pigs...well, if you don't set up your firewall security properly, some nasty things are bound to get in.
ThePhan: Rip Van Winkle is about a guy who gets addicted to World of Warcraft and loses most of his life playing it.
LaZorra: LOL
ThePhan: And in The Princess and the Pea, the queen's test is to find the hidden typo in a 700-page computer manual.
ThePhan: ...I really want to write these now. Heh.
LaZorra: Instead of the goose that laid the golden egg, you'd have the iPhone app that correctly predicted the lottery numbers every time.
LaZorra: You should!
ThePhan: LOL
Sentynel: You guys are awesome.
LaZorra: Chicken Little would turn into the sad tale of someone who gets taken in by a Nigerian scammer.
ThePhan: LOL LOL LOL
ThePhan: Most definitely.
* ThePhan is trying to figure out how to make the witch in Hansel and Gretel a crazed fan fiction writer...
ThePhan: And Cinderella's a mistreated tech support girl.
LaZorra: LOL
LaZorra: Snow White is the code name for a computer whose rival computer sends it some corrupt data and causes a BSoD. But a handsome IT guy comes along and reinstalls the OS.
ThePhan: Sleeping Beauty and Snow White are basically the same story. The evil witch gives her computer a virus, and she goes into a shock-induced withdrawal coma until the IT guy comes along and... Yup, LaZorra has basically the same idea.
ThePhan: But better thought out :-)
LaZorra: LOL
* LaZorra high-fives Phan!
ThePhan: Rapunzel definitely involves climbing up an extension cord into the tower. But that's all I got on that.
LaZorra: My boyfriend's contribution is "Jack and Jill went up the hill to setup a Ham Radio antenna."
LaZorra: LOL
Sentynel: Nah, that's too last century. They were probably trying to get in signal range of their neighbour's wifi connection.
LaZorra: hehehe
ThePhan: Hehe
ThePhan: The Shoemaker and the Elves becomes about an overworked programmer whose previous programs become sentient and complete his work projects for him.
LaZorra: LOL LOL
LaZorra: The Girl the Red Shoes is about a girl who coveted a brand-new MacBook, and when she finally got it, she couldn't stop typing until her typed her fingers off.
ThePhan: LOL LOL
ThePhan: THAT IS SO SAD
Friday, February 5, 2010
Fiar Visiting
* Goosey will be visited fiarly soon!
Goosey: *fairly
LaZorra: WE SHALL VISIT GOOSEY WITH FIAR
ThePhan: Goosey: Visited by FIAR?
Goosey: NO NO FIAR VISITING
* Randy will visit with FLAIR
Randy has left.
* ThePhan will visit with FLOUR
LaZorra: Randy is on his way to visit with flair RIGHT NOW.
Sentynel: Well, there's no flair in just hanging around.
LaZorra: TP: If you visit with flour the same time I visit with fiar, maybe we can bake cookies or something.
Goosey: LOL
Randy has entered.
* Randy will visit with FLAIR
LaZorra: LOL
LaZorra: Well done, Randy. Well done.
Sentynel: Randy revisits with flair.
Goosey: *fairly
LaZorra: WE SHALL VISIT GOOSEY WITH FIAR
ThePhan: Goosey: Visited by FIAR?
Goosey: NO NO FIAR VISITING
* Randy will visit with FLAIR
Randy has left.
* ThePhan will visit with FLOUR
LaZorra: Randy is on his way to visit with flair RIGHT NOW.
Sentynel: Well, there's no flair in just hanging around.
LaZorra: TP: If you visit with flour the same time I visit with fiar, maybe we can bake cookies or something.
Goosey: LOL
Randy has entered.
* Randy will visit with FLAIR
LaZorra: LOL
LaZorra: Well done, Randy. Well done.
Sentynel: Randy revisits with flair.
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Poor Dave
Dave: It's dark in here.
Dave: I'd go turn the light on, but I feel sick.
Dave: You should all say "Awwww" to make me feel better.
Nyperold: Aw^4
wintermute: Dave: You're going to be eaten by a grue.
Dave: I'd go turn the light on, but I feel sick.
Dave: You should all say "Awwww" to make me feel better.
Nyperold: Aw^4
wintermute: Dave: You're going to be eaten by a grue.
Duster
Goosey: *sigh* I cannot find my new duster.
10Kan: Goosey: coat or cleaning implement?
Goosey: Cleaning.
Goosey: I have cobwebs that need eradicating.
wintermute: Is it strange that my first guess for "duster" was "hovercraft"?
10Kan: We need to combine the three, so goosey can stylishly float around cleaning the corners of ceilings.
ThePhan: Losing your new hovercraft would be very sad.
goldfishy: I had no definition for duster other than cleaning cloth
10Kan: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duster
Goosey: LOL
ThePhan: You lost a member of the Hudson Dusters street gang?
ThePhan: That is not going to go over well.
Goosey: You people are awesome.
10Kan: You can tell a duster about a Duster wearing a duster using a duster to clean out the barrels of her duster.
wintermute: 10: And you could write it as a duster.
10Kan: Goosey: coat or cleaning implement?
Goosey: Cleaning.
Goosey: I have cobwebs that need eradicating.
wintermute: Is it strange that my first guess for "duster" was "hovercraft"?
10Kan: We need to combine the three, so goosey can stylishly float around cleaning the corners of ceilings.
ThePhan: Losing your new hovercraft would be very sad.
goldfishy: I had no definition for duster other than cleaning cloth
10Kan: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duster
Goosey: LOL
ThePhan: You lost a member of the Hudson Dusters street gang?
ThePhan: That is not going to go over well.
Goosey: You people are awesome.
10Kan: You can tell a duster about a Duster wearing a duster using a duster to clean out the barrels of her duster.
wintermute: 10: And you could write it as a duster.
AMT Cats
* 10Kan listens to the AMT 'cats.
Goosey: aMT CATS
Goosey: FEED TEH CATS SO DEY R NOT AMT ENYMOR
ThePhan: Those are like LOLcats, except it's pictures of cats talking about the Coens.
Goosey: aMT CATS
Goosey: FEED TEH CATS SO DEY R NOT AMT ENYMOR
ThePhan: Those are like LOLcats, except it's pictures of cats talking about the Coens.
Monday, February 1, 2010
Facebook Stalkers
ThePhan: This dude I'm Facebook chatting with is SO AWKWARD.
* 10Kan has a couple facebook friends he dreads chatting with too.
ThePhan: I have a friends list that consists of about 25 people I am ALWAYS willing to talk to, and occasionally I only let that group know I'm online.
ThePhan: It pretty much includes Rinkies, NLDC people, and my family.
10Kan: That's a neat idea. I should set up something like that.
ThePhan: Yeah, it definitely comes in handy.
ThePhan: My list is called "Of course I want to talk to them!"
10Kan: LOL
10Kan: Don't be too candid! You never know when someone's going to be looking over your shoulder.
ThePhan: If someone is looking over my shoulder right now, that means they came up to the basement landing in our dorm and chopped through my wall. In which case I have much greater things to worry about than whether they're offended they're not on this list.
ThePhan: ...Well, actually, if they chopped through my wall I'd probably not want them to be upset with me.
10Kan: "YOU PUT ME IN THE 'SUPERPOWERED STALKERS I SECRETLY DESPISE' LIST! HOW COULD YOU?!"
* 10Kan has a couple facebook friends he dreads chatting with too.
ThePhan: I have a friends list that consists of about 25 people I am ALWAYS willing to talk to, and occasionally I only let that group know I'm online.
ThePhan: It pretty much includes Rinkies, NLDC people, and my family.
10Kan: That's a neat idea. I should set up something like that.
ThePhan: Yeah, it definitely comes in handy.
ThePhan: My list is called "Of course I want to talk to them!"
10Kan: LOL
10Kan: Don't be too candid! You never know when someone's going to be looking over your shoulder.
ThePhan: If someone is looking over my shoulder right now, that means they came up to the basement landing in our dorm and chopped through my wall. In which case I have much greater things to worry about than whether they're offended they're not on this list.
ThePhan: ...Well, actually, if they chopped through my wall I'd probably not want them to be upset with me.
10Kan: "YOU PUT ME IN THE 'SUPERPOWERED STALKERS I SECRETLY DESPISE' LIST! HOW COULD YOU?!"
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