Chess Name

Sam: ...
Sam: I'm in a Yahoo Chess room right now. I saw someone joined my table and wanted to play, so I hit the 'play' button, and now we're playing. Only then did I notice the username.
Sam: The username is funny_boobs.
Goosey: LOL LOL
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: Um...
ThePhan: As in, they have them?
ThePhan: They think they're funny in general?
ThePhan: Hmm
Sam: Who knows.
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Sam: funny_boobs is down a pawn.
Sam: I take that back. Two pawns.
Goosey: LOL You're going to give us a play-by-play so you can keep saying "funny_boobs" aren't you?
Sam: I think you figured me out.

Fish Dress

Goosey: RANDY HAS FISH IN HIS DRESS
Randy: But but...NOOOOOOOO
Goosey: see?
Goosey: (7:51:54 PM) Randy: There. I had my fish tank on my computer desk. But its a bit too wobbly (7:52:08 PM) Jeni: Eep. (7:52:13 PM) Randy: So I moved him to my dresse, which is a lot more solid
Randy: It's OBVIOUS I just typoed "dresser"
Goosey: Whatever, Thisbe.
LaZorra: TOPICBOT
Randy: Trying to ruin my reputation
Goosey: LaZ: Which one?? O.o
Randy: That was just for a play!
* Randy has an excuse for everything
Goosey: I bet you kept it!
Randy: Well I wanted to, but it was the directors wife's
Goosey:
Randy: I MEAN NO THAT WOULD BE SILLY AND NOT RIGHT
Goosey: LOL LOL
* LaZorra was thinking, "RANDY HAS FISH IN HIS DRESS"
Goosey:
Kysle: Randy has fish.... in his skirt?
Goosey: Kysle: That's what I said.
Randy: THATS THE POINT
wintermute: Are they carp? Pike? Trout?
wintermute: Enquiring minds want to know!
Kysle: I bet Alaskan King.
Randy: It's one fish! A Betta!
Kysle: Salmon, that is.
wintermute: A salmon became King of Alaska?
wintermute: How does it collect taxes?
Kysle: Better than a tuna.
Kysle: Royal tuna would be bad.
Sam: RANDY HAS FISH IN HIS DRESS TOO????
Goosey: Sam, do YOU have fish in your dress?
Sam: Sure. I'm up on the latest fashions.
Kysle: How do you keep them from stinking?
ThePhan: What if Randy shares his dress with Captain Kirk?
Goosey: Then he can come visit me at worp speed!
Randy: deodorant
Sam: TP: Why would he do that? Just for the halibut?
Nyperold: A salmon would collect taxes with little wasted time, effort, or other resources.
Goosey: Sugar and lemon juice will keep your dress fish from stinking. Everybody knows that.

Telepathic Kysle

Kysle: Interesting premise.
* ThePhan jumps.
ThePhan: What is an interesting premise?
Kysle: This show.
ThePhan: Oh. Heh.
ThePhan: Just threw me off because I had just finished /msging someone the premise of a book.
ThePhan: And I was like, "HOW DID YOU HEAR ME?"

Powerless

Randy: My parents have no power.
wintermute: Not even telepathy?
Randy: Or telekenisis

Quitting

Revan: Hey, cool, it says in the fine print I can quit without giving notice, but it works both ways.
wintermute: You can also give notice without quitting?
Revan: They can fire me without notice.

Google Searches People Used To Find RinkWorks

Ghost of Sam: I think it's time for another edition of Google Searches People Used To Find RinkWorks.
Randy: Yay!
ThePhan: Whoo!
wintermute: WOOHOO!
Ghost of Sam: every letter of the alphabet // www.listofoppositewords.com // can you get a computer virus just by playing games // why is my computer trying to download web pages // Why do you need an icy cucumbe // where's a hyphon on a keyboard // usually bring up the conversation though in 95% of the cases when playing on some servers I only try to keep the issue to myself even if it sux, guess that's the difference. __________________ // sexy names for design sites // tarzan woman film // FUNNY THING FOR SOMEONE WITH BROKEN HANDS // does caffeine keep you up at night? // too much pepper how to fix
Ghost_of_Leen: icy cucumbe...
Ghost_of_Leen: LOL
LaZorra: EVERY LETTER OFTHE ALPHABET
ThePhan: LOL
LaZorra: EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.
ThePhan: "RinkWorks" = sexy name for design site?
LaZorra: Also, I like how the broken hands one sounds like it was a search conducted by a hit man with a sense of humor.
wintermute: Someone googled to find out what letters are in the alphabet?
wintermute: TOO MUCH PEPPER! HOW TO FIX?
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'Too much pepper! How to fix?' by wintermute.
10Kan: Funny thing for someone with broken hands, according to How to Be Funny: A keyboard.
ThePhan: They couldn't have just looked at their keyboard, apparently.
ThePhan: Somebody set up us the pepper!
Ghost of Sam: can crows kill hawks // barbarian queen rack // down a wall + cutting out worms inside body + movie // My boyfriend is a coward he only has guts to talk to me whenever he is drunk // HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO BLEED TO DEATH
wintermute: Phan: Maybe they'd lost a key, and they needed to figure out which one it was...
ThePhan: LOL LOL
wintermute: I misread that as "Can cows kill hawks", and my first response was "yes, if they sit on them".
ThePhan: "I NEED TO KNOW RIGHT NOW, HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE?!"
LaZorra: wm: LOL
* LaZorra is dying laughing.
Revan: I am amazed at the intelligence level of some people.
LaZorra: LESS TIME THAN YOU WILL SPEND IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM
LaZorra: I am amused at the intelligence level of some people.
Revan: Sam: Thank God you have DTABSU, some of those dudes might actually be using it.
Ghost of Sam: The great thing about the 'My boyfriend is a coward' one is that somebody got to The Mystery of Paradise Island with it. Lots of times, if you know the page they got to with the search, it sort of makes sense after all. This time...no.
wintermute: LONG ENOUGH TO GOOGLE!
LaZorra: Sam: LOL
Ghost of Sam: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO DIE FROM LAUGHING

German military roommate

Kalimeris: So, I talked to my new roommate today... and apparently she's a German major, too
* TalkingDog reads "major" as referring to a military rank and blinks.