Shaken, Not Stirred

LaZorra: Okay, so as I was saying, we're watching James Bond and one of the girls on it just ordered a martini "shaken, not stirred."
Maryam: THIS CHAT ROOM IS SHAKEN NOT STIRRED
LaZorra: And my mother felt she had to inform me that this was James Bond's signature drink.
ThePhan: LOL
Goosey: LOL
LaZorra: HELLO I AM 24 YEARS OLD I THINK I KNOW WHAT JAMES BOND DRINKS.
ThePhan: "James Bond is a secret agent, you see."
Goosey: LOL LOL
ThePhan: "His number is 007."
Maryam: LOL
iwpg: LOL
Maryam: Even I know that, and I haven't watched any Bond movies.
LaZorra: TP: I felt like she was next going to tell me that he introduces himself as "Bond, James Bond." :-p
TalkingDog: Liface is James Bond.
LaZorra: D: LIFEACE HAS A LICENSE TO KILL????
TalkingDog: One time he said "Did you kno that I am ool?" "ool" in 733t is 007.
ThePhan: LOL
Goosey: LOL LOL
TalkingDog: So he was telling everyone he's a spy. He's not very good at it.

Seth Story: Money

ThePhan: SETH STORY
Randy: WOOOO
ThePhan: Seth comes downstairs and looks in his change jar and takes some money out of it.
ThePhan: Mom says, "Uh... what are you doing?"
ThePhan: Seth: "Getting some money."
ThePhan: Mom: "What do you need money for at 10:00 at night?"
ThePhan: Seth: "...I just have a feeling that I might need some money tonight."
Randy: hehe
ThePhan: Turns out he sat on Joel's bed and Joel told him if he wanted to be able to get back off the bed, he had to pay Joel 50 cents.
ThePhan: So he came down to get that.
ThePhan: Mom told Joel he was not allowed to charge anyone to get off the bed. Heh.

Mandy

* ThePhan just found her roommate on Facebook.
Randy: What's her name?
ThePhan: Her name's Mandy.
Randy: Did she come and give without taking?
ThePhan: LOL LOL
ThePhan: Yes, but I sent her away.

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and James Bond

(During a discussion about Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.)

Sam: The crew behind the movie didn't exactly come from a musical background. It was pretty much the whole James Bond crew behind the camera, and had a lot of the same actors, too.
ThePhan: Heh. Really?
Sam: Yeah.
Sam: Presumably because Ian Fleming wrote the book, and so the producers of the Bond series were all, "Hey, let's make this too!"
Lirelyn: Wow. That's funny.
* Lirelyn is now picturing Truly Scrumptious as a Bond girl.
Lirelyn: On the plus side, she doesn't have to change her name.
ThePhan: Lirelyn: LOL. The name's about right.
ThePhan: BEAT
Lirelyn: I wonder how few changes one could make to turn Chitty Chitty Bang Bang into a recognizable Bond flick.
Sam: "My name's Bang Bang. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang."
Sam: Gert Frobe would have to put the car on a sheet of gold and start up a laser that cuts right through it.
Sam: "No, Mr. Bang Bang, I expect you to be scrapped!"

Saxophones

* TalkingDog suddenly wants to learn saxophone.
* Nyperold read that as "* TalkingDog suddenly wants to learn semaphore." somehow.
TalkingDog: I think that would require a second saxophone.

Gators and GRAVY!

Sam: One time I ate a gator.
...
Sam: And I meant a live gator. I ate it by accident.
Revan: Did you really accidentally eat a live gator?
Sam: Yeah.
Sam: I tripped over a tree root when my mouth was open.
TalkingDog: With gravy?
ThePhan: GRAVY! (A reference to my comment on this page.)
Sam: GRAVY!
TalkingDog: GRAVY!
Sam: No, gravy does not occur naturally in the wild. Even in the Everglades. So let's not be silly.

Bei T

ThePhan: Heh. That could bei t.
wintermute: BEI T!
* ThePhan is trying to think of a funny definition for "Bei T" But nothing's coming to mind.
ThePhan: It's Beirut without an RU.
ThePhan: Beirut without a RinkUnion?
TalkingDog: Bay tea?
TalkingDog: You'd need a lot of teabags.
ThePhan: LOL
Sam: Beirut has lacked RinkUnions for its entire existence.