Showing posts with label chronobot. Show all posts
Showing posts with label chronobot. Show all posts

Sunday, January 22, 2012

YOU DISGUSTING ENGLISHMEN

ChronoBot: Next Event: The Boston Tea Party took place when colonists disguised as Indians threw English tea into the harbor to protest England's tax on tea. (1) Before 395, (2) 395 - 1611, (3) 1611 - 1775, (4) 1775 - 1878, (5) 1878 - 1900, (6) 1900 - 1997, (7) After 1997.
LaZorra: YOU DISGUSTING ENGLISHMEN
Sentynel: Wait, what?
LaZorra: Oh, wait a second.
LaZorra: LOL
LaZorra: I just glanced at the question, and read "disguised" as "disgusting."
Sentynel: LOL!
Sentynel: I was wondering what you were on about.
LaZorra: I thought it said, "The Boston Tea Party took place when colonists thre tea into the harbor, disgusting Englishmen."
Sentynel: We were pretty disgusted.
Goosey: LOL
LaZorra: Remember it well, do you?
Sentynel: LaZ: It's part of the British collective genetic memory, of course.
Sentynel: You guys don't have one of those?
LaZorra: We lack a British collective genetic memory, yes.

Titanic

ChronoBot: Next Event: The movie Titanic is released to theaters. (1) Before 1450, (2) 1450 - 1803, (3) 1803 - 1949, (4) After 1949.
ChronoBot: Time's Up!
ChronoBot: The answer is: 1997.
ChronoBot: Answer: Before 1450 (LaZorra)
ChronoBot: Answer: 1450 - 1803
ChronoBot: Answer: 1803 - 1949
ChronoBot: Answer: After 1949 [+1] (Goosey, Sam, Sentynel, ThePhan)
LaZorra: ...wait, what?
ThePhan: LOL
Goosey: lol
Sentynel: LOL
ThePhan: It's impressive to release the Titanic movie before the Titanic event even happened.
Sentynel: Old classic movi.
Sentynel: *e
LaZorra: TP: It was a true event based on a movie.
Sentynel: Phan: It was actually a science fiction film.
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ChronoBot: Next Event: Star Wars opens in theaters. (1) Before 1876, (2) 1876 - 1907, (3) 1907 - 1926, (4) 1926 - 1930, (5) 1930 - 1949, (6) After 1949.
Randy: b 3
Sam: NO HINTS
LaZorra: randy you are thinking of titianic

NERDS

ChronoBot: Next Event: Louis Cartier creates the wristwatch. (1) Before 1926, (2) After 1926.
ChronoBot: Time's Up!
ChronoBot: The answer is: 1907.
ChronoBot: Answer: Before 1926 [+1] (Goosey, LaZorra, Maryam, Sam, Sentynel, ThePhan)
ChronoBot: Answer: After 1926 (Randy)
Randy: I chose wrong
LaZorra: Aw, poor Randy.
ThePhan: You chose... poorly.
LaZorra: You chose...poorly.
LaZorra: GAH
TalkingDog: teehee
Goosey: LOL!!!
Sentynel: NERDS
Sam: LaZ: You typed...slowly.
ThePhan: WE WIN.
LaZorra: LOL
Randy: I love you guys

Automatic Binding Bricks

ChronoBot: Next Event: Lego Group begins production of interlocking brick toys, then named Automatic Binding Bricks. (1) Before 1450, (2) 1450 - 1803, (3) After 1803.
Sam: "Automatic Binding Bricks" rolls off the tongue so lightly, they should have kept the name.
LaZorra: It sounds like a Snidely Whiplash tool of choice for attaching young ladies to train trcks.
Sam: LOL LOL LOL
Sam: IT SO DOES.
Sentynel: Lego's sinister past uncovered!

Friday, January 20, 2012

Twister

ChronoBot: Question: Next event: The game Twister was introduced on the market. (1) Before 776 B.C., (2) 776 B.C. - 1849, (3) 1849 - 1906, (4) 1906 - 1975, (5) After 1975.

(Later...)

ChronoBot: Question: Next event: The game Twister was first sold. (1) Before 1888, (2) 1888 - 1918, (3) 1918 - 1938, (4) 1938 - 1966, (5) 1966 - 1967, (6) 1967 - 1982, (7) 1982 - 2000, (8) 2000 - 2008, (9) After 2008.
iwpg: We had this one before, didn't we?
ThePhan: And I don't remember the answer.
* iwpg resists the urge to scroll up.
Sam: iwpg: hahaha. I thought we did. Turns out it's because it's in the database twice.
Sentynel: LOL
Sentynel: It's just SUCH an important event.
Sentynel: Timeline of the world: stuff -> 1966: Twister first sold -> more stuff
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Goosey: It would be neat if it listed the game's events in order when it was over
Sam: Goosey: OHHH. I actually meant to do that! But then I forgot. I'll add that.
Sentynel: stuff -> Twister first sold -> more stuff
Randy: LOL
Goosey: LOL
ThePhan: LOL
Sam: I should make EVERY bot recap that timeline at the end.
Sam: HotOrNotBot: Hottest: [chick with navel drool] Least Hot: [guy who needs to pull up his pants] World Timeline: stuff, Twister, stuff.
Sentynel: Sam: Actually, Twister fits rather well with that bot...