ThePhan: I am not sure what I did to my hair today when I showered, but Im pretty sure IT HAS NEVER BEEN THIS SOFT.
ThePhan: *I'm
TalkingDog: Did your hair turn into a bunny? Bunnies are soft.
ThePhan: It's not moving. I hope it's not a dead bunny. :-(
TalkingDog: noooooo.
TalkingDog: It might be a sleepy bunny.
Sentynel: You've got something weird in your shampoo if it turns your hair into a rodent.
TalkingDog: Best shampoo EVAR.
Goosey: LOL
Goosey: PHAN HAS HARE HAIR
Nyperold: It's a homophone shampoo.
Saturday, February 16, 2013
Wednesday, February 6, 2013
Popping Balloons With Lasers
ThePhan: OOH, did I tell you about our supremely geeky laser idea?
LaZorra: No!
ThePhan: I saw on QI that laser pointers can pop black balloons, so we're going to fill some dark balloons with confetti, line the reception hall door with them, and then when Jacob and I walk in, we're going to have a group of our friends pop the balloons with lasers.
ThePhan: IT IS GOING TO BE SO AWESOME
LaZorra: WHATTTT
LaZorra: That is the best idea ever.
ThePhan: As long as we can get it to happen. We'll have to practice it to make sure it works. Heh.
LaZorra: OH DARN YOU WILL HAVE TO PRACTICE POPPING BALLOONS WITH LASERS OH NO
LaZorra: No!
ThePhan: I saw on QI that laser pointers can pop black balloons, so we're going to fill some dark balloons with confetti, line the reception hall door with them, and then when Jacob and I walk in, we're going to have a group of our friends pop the balloons with lasers.
ThePhan: IT IS GOING TO BE SO AWESOME
LaZorra: WHATTTT
LaZorra: That is the best idea ever.
ThePhan: As long as we can get it to happen. We'll have to practice it to make sure it works. Heh.
LaZorra: OH DARN YOU WILL HAVE TO PRACTICE POPPING BALLOONS WITH LASERS OH NO
Consc Niseered
LaZorra has entered.
ThePhan: Hi LaZ!
LaZorra: Hey Phn!
LaZorra: Phan, even ne
LaZorra: er
LaZorra: evene
LaZorra: even
ThePhan: Hehe
Randy: You are incredible. hehe
LaZorra: I'm beginning to think that when I eventually marry Drew, my invitations will have to have misspellings on them or they won't be consc niseered valid.
ThePhan: They won't be what now?
LaZorra: ooheer
LaZorra: *considrneed
LaZorra: consnerredoeed
LaZorra: good grief
LaZorra: con
LaZorra: sid
LaZorra: ered
Goosey: Bahahahaha
Maryam: bahaha
* ThePhan is trying to pronounce "consc niseered" to Jacob over the phone.
ThePhan: Hi LaZ!
LaZorra: Hey Phn!
LaZorra: Phan, even ne
LaZorra: er
LaZorra: evene
LaZorra: even
ThePhan: Hehe
Randy: You are incredible. hehe
LaZorra: I'm beginning to think that when I eventually marry Drew, my invitations will have to have misspellings on them or they won't be consc niseered valid.
ThePhan: They won't be what now?
LaZorra: ooheer
LaZorra: *considrneed
LaZorra: consnerredoeed
LaZorra: good grief
LaZorra: con
LaZorra: sid
LaZorra: ered
Goosey: Bahahahaha
Maryam: bahaha
* ThePhan is trying to pronounce "consc niseered" to Jacob over the phone.
I Don't Have Any Knowledge of Chips
Goosey: Does this look like a good scanner? http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product....6&gclid=CMnFx-ug-7QCFexAMgodeHgApQ
Goosey: or this one? http://www.walmart.com/ip/Canon-CanoScan-LiDE110-Color-Image-Scanner/15174835
TalkingDog: That is the same one?
Goosey: LOL yes it is
Goosey: SEE I NEED HALP lol
Goosey: Okay, does it look like a good scanner?
TalkingDog: I'm not sure I know. I would say no, but I could easily be wrong.
ThePhan: I don't have any knowledge of chips.
ThePhan: Er... I mean scanners.
ThePhan: LOL
Goosey: LOL
TalkingDog: mmmm, chips
ThePhan: My siblings were talking about chips as I typed that sentence.
Goosey: I KNOW NOTHING OF DORITOS
Goosey: WHAT ARE THESE PRINGLES YOU SPEAK OF?
Goosey: or this one? http://www.walmart.com/ip/Canon-CanoScan-LiDE110-Color-Image-Scanner/15174835
TalkingDog: That is the same one?
Goosey: LOL yes it is
Goosey: SEE I NEED HALP lol
Goosey: Okay, does it look like a good scanner?
TalkingDog: I'm not sure I know. I would say no, but I could easily be wrong.
ThePhan: I don't have any knowledge of chips.
ThePhan: Er... I mean scanners.
ThePhan: LOL
Goosey: LOL
TalkingDog: mmmm, chips
ThePhan: My siblings were talking about chips as I typed that sentence.
Goosey: I KNOW NOTHING OF DORITOS
Goosey: WHAT ARE THESE PRINGLES YOU SPEAK OF?
Liters
ThePhan: I drove my siblings crazy yesterday by illogically measuring everything in liters.
Goosey: lol
ThePhan: Including the distance from the car to the curb and how good the movie The Matrix was.
ThePhan: They kept being like, "YOU CAN'T DO THAT, LITERS DON'T MEASURE THAT!"
Randy: LOL
Randy: How good was the Matrix in liters?
Ticia: haha
iwpg: Only The Matrix is measured in litres, though.
iwpg: No other movies.
ThePhan: I think I said The Matrix was 6 liters.
Randy: hmm...I'd agree with that.
Goosey: lol
ThePhan: Including the distance from the car to the curb and how good the movie The Matrix was.
ThePhan: They kept being like, "YOU CAN'T DO THAT, LITERS DON'T MEASURE THAT!"
Randy: LOL
Randy: How good was the Matrix in liters?
Ticia: haha
iwpg: Only The Matrix is measured in litres, though.
iwpg: No other movies.
ThePhan: I think I said The Matrix was 6 liters.
Randy: hmm...I'd agree with that.
Wednesday, January 30, 2013
Jimmy John's Delivery
Ticia: I wonder if I could talk Jimmy Johns into delivering to my house, so I wouldn't have to go wait at the 7-11 across the street for them. Because that's just stupid.
Dave: Why will they deliver to a 7-11 but not your house?
Ticia: Because the 7-11 across the street is in their delivery area.
Ticia: But my house is not.
Dave: But it's ACROSS THE STREET
Dave: Just be like "See me waving? WALK OVER HERE WITH MY SAMMICH"
Ticia: Yeah, they told us we could go wait for them to deliver it there.
Dave: n00b
Dave: z
Dave: Well, it's like my dad used to say. "STOP IT WITH THAT NOISE"
Dave: I don't think that's really applicable to the situation, but my Dad definitely used to say that.
Ticia: LOL
Dave: Why will they deliver to a 7-11 but not your house?
Ticia: Because the 7-11 across the street is in their delivery area.
Ticia: But my house is not.
Dave: But it's ACROSS THE STREET
Dave: Just be like "See me waving? WALK OVER HERE WITH MY SAMMICH"
Ticia: Yeah, they told us we could go wait for them to deliver it there.
Dave: n00b
Dave: z
Dave: Well, it's like my dad used to say. "STOP IT WITH THAT NOISE"
Dave: I don't think that's really applicable to the situation, but my Dad definitely used to say that.
Ticia: LOL
Runing
LaZorra: I'M WINNING!
* LaZorra sparkles in the sunlight.
LaZorra: ...I just realized I sounded like Charlie what'shisface and Twilight lumped together.
Maryam: Oh, I thought that was a Twilight reference, but I couldn't figure out why she was making a Twilight reference.
LaZorra: DANG YOU, pop culture, for RUNING EVERYTHING
Maryam: Yeah, I hate all those runes everywhere.
Goosey: LOL
LaZorra: LOL!
LaZorra: I was thinking, "Runes? Is that a reference to the Hobbit movie? I haven't really noticed —OH"
* LaZorra sparkles in the sunlight.
LaZorra: ...I just realized I sounded like Charlie what'shisface and Twilight lumped together.
Maryam: Oh, I thought that was a Twilight reference, but I couldn't figure out why she was making a Twilight reference.
LaZorra: DANG YOU, pop culture, for RUNING EVERYTHING
Maryam: Yeah, I hate all those runes everywhere.
Goosey: LOL
LaZorra: LOL!
LaZorra: I was thinking, "Runes? Is that a reference to the Hobbit movie? I haven't really noticed —OH"
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