Saturday, July 30, 2011

Deidle

Randy: NOT IDLE HAHA
Goosey: DEIDLE
ThePhan: ME NEITHER
Randy: WOOO
Randy: ITS A DEIDLE PARTY
ThePhan: DEIDLE, DEIDLE, DEIDLE, I MADE IT OUT OF CHAT
Goosey: AND WHEN ITS DRY AND READY I WILL BLAME IT ON MY CAT
ThePhan: LOL
* ThePhan's deidle is definitely her cat's fault.
Randy: LOL LOL
Randy: i didn't know you had a cat?
ThePhan: Well, OK, maybe it's not my cat's fault. Maybe it's Seth's.
Randy: Seth's cat's fault or Seth's fault?
Randy: I'm confused
ThePhan: Seth's fault.
ThePhan: Seth doesn't have a cat either.
* ThePhan reveals the big twist ending: Seth IS my cat!

Peanut Butter Apology

ThePhan: The jar of peanut butter my roommate bought read on the side, "We're still 18 oz." For some reason, EVERY time I saw it, I thought it said, "We're sorry 18x" (as in 18 times, I guess).
10Kan: LOL
10Kan: "A thousand pardons!"
10Kan: The things that a peanut butter manufacturer would apologize to their customers for is rather terrifying.
10Kan: Or, considering them is.
10Kan: "NOW WITH 20% LESS SALMONELLA"

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Sentynel the Ent

(I was updating this blog.)

ThePhan: And at least one more new quote on the way.
ThePhan: ...Which I had to edit immediately after posting because I had somehow tagged the post as "ent" instead of "Sentynel."
Sentynel: Phan: Don't be hasty.

Maryam Pizza

[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'What should be a pizza topping?' by TopicBot.
wintermute: Mini-pizzas.
Goosey: Hehe.
wintermute: Baby-back ribs.
Goosey: LOL
Maryam has entered.
Randy: Maryam!
Randy: Who shouldn't be a pizza topping.
wintermute: Randy: Maryam should NOT be a pizza topping :(
Maryam: I think I agree.

Monday, June 20, 2011

Road Trips

(I had been visiting friends from Sunday-Thursday, and so hadn't logged onto RinkChat in a couple days.)

ThePhan has entered.
Goosey: PHAN PHAN PHAN PHAN!!!!!
* Goosey HUGS ThePhan!
* ThePhan is back home!
Goosey: I MISSED YOOOOOOU
ThePhan: Awww.
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Goosey: BRB DO NOT GO AWAY
ThePhan: LOL
* Goosey HUGS Phan again!
Goosey is away.
ThePhan: Goosey's gone now! OFF I GO ON ANOTHER ROAD TRIP
Goosey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* Goosey staples Phan to the floor
ThePhan: I'll be back in a week or two!
ThePhan: Or a year!
ThePhan: Whatever I feel like!
Sentynel: Phan: I think you should roadtrip to the UK this time.
ThePhan: Sent: The roads across the Atlantic are not pleasant to drive.
Goosey: :-P
Sentynel: Phan: You just need a suitable amphibious vehicle.
Sentynel: Most American cars are as big as boats anyway...

The Wonders of the Internet

patriot1812 has entered.
patriot1812: woah
patriot1812: I had no idea they had something like this
ThePhan: A chat room?
Kysle: Internet?
patriot1812: ya!
patriot1812: :)
Sentynel: They have everything these days.

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Nye's Eyeballs

Goosey: *sigh* Ny eyeballs are tired.
Goosey: *My
Goosey: BILL NYE'S EYEBALLS ARE TIRED
* Goosey is obviously tired all over.