LaZorra: Facebook is giving me an ad for "MS Addiction Counseling."
LaZorra: I think I'm in trouble if even Facebook thinks I'm addicted to school.
Sentynel: Facebook knows all and sees all.
LaZorra: *bows before Facebook*
* 10Kan is too naive to know what the "MS" in that ad acutally means.
* wintermute watches last night's Psych!
wintermute: LaZ: People get addicted to multiple sclerosis?
Sentynel: I assume it means "MySpace".
10Kan: It is a difficult condition to drop.
wintermute: Mississippi? Microsoft?
iwpg: No, the S being a capital is a typo. It obviously means addiction to the letter M.
10Kan: Munching Sausages?
LaZorra: Wow, you all have opened my eyes. I just thought it meant "master of science."
wintermute: No-one is truly a master of science.
10Kan: Heh.
10Kan: "So old man, we meet again. This time, I am the master."
10Kan: "Only a master of musical theater, Darth!"
10Kan: Huh. Actually, Literature would be a better dark side to Science.
wintermute: Philosophy?
wintermute: Or anything post-modern.
10Kan: Lit has the most room for BS and wordplay, I think.
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Monday, January 25, 2010
Peanut Better
LaZorra: I just told MSB that peanut better makes everything butter.
LaZorra: O.o
wintermute: LOL!
LaZorra: I AM NOT SURE HOW THIS WORKS.
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: It's like magic beanstalk beans. But it's a peanut that makes everything butter. Or, well, it had better do that.
Sentynel: Peanut Better: I can't believe it's butter!
wintermute: That would be a good slogan for a disappointing product: I can't believe it's not better!
LaZorra: O.o
wintermute: LOL!
LaZorra: I AM NOT SURE HOW THIS WORKS.
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: It's like magic beanstalk beans. But it's a peanut that makes everything butter. Or, well, it had better do that.
Sentynel: Peanut Better: I can't believe it's butter!
wintermute: That would be a good slogan for a disappointing product: I can't believe it's not better!
Bella's Chocolate
wintermute: Just got 'Bella down for her nap.
wintermute: Now to eat Belgian chocolate, and watch TV.
LaZorra: CHOKLIT
* ThePhan read that as "Now to eat Bella's chocolate."
LaZorra: TP: She's too young for it, you know.
LaZorra: She might grow up brown and soft with a tendency to melt in the heat.
wintermute: Now to eat Belgian chocolate, and watch TV.
LaZorra: CHOKLIT
* ThePhan read that as "Now to eat Bella's chocolate."
LaZorra: TP: She's too young for it, you know.
LaZorra: She might grow up brown and soft with a tendency to melt in the heat.
Sunday, January 17, 2010
The Hangover
ThePhan: So we got this booklet from my local video rental store that lists like all the new movies and detailed synopses of them. Heh.
ThePhan: I was bored and playing around with it so I'd take the first sentence from one review and then the second sentence from the next, and then the third from from the first one, and so on, back and forth.
ThePhan: Creating a whole new story.
Randy: hehe
ThePhan: The Hangover and the new Terminator were right next to each other.
ThePhan: The summary went something like this:
ThePhan: "[a character from The Hangover] decide to go to Las Vegas for the bachelor party of a lifetime. Twenty years later, the world is an apocalyptic wasteland. What a night it must have been!"
Randy: LOL LOL
TalkingDog: LOL
ThePhan: So, beware. Bachelor parties cause the apocalypse.
Randy: I've always suspected thusly
ThePhan: I was bored and playing around with it so I'd take the first sentence from one review and then the second sentence from the next, and then the third from from the first one, and so on, back and forth.
ThePhan: Creating a whole new story.
Randy: hehe
ThePhan: The Hangover and the new Terminator were right next to each other.
ThePhan: The summary went something like this:
ThePhan: "[a character from The Hangover] decide to go to Las Vegas for the bachelor party of a lifetime. Twenty years later, the world is an apocalyptic wasteland. What a night it must have been!"
Randy: LOL LOL
TalkingDog: LOL
ThePhan: So, beware. Bachelor parties cause the apocalypse.
Randy: I've always suspected thusly
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Space Prostitutes
Rivikah: you can never have too many whisks.
ThePhan: If you're in a production of Beauty and the Beast where the whisk costume looks like some kind of bundled-up space prostitute... then you could have too many whisks.
Randy: :-.
ThePhan: I'm pretty sure one whisk was too many for our production. Nobody knew what she was.
Rivikah: No such thing!
ThePhan: The Beast's castle populated ENTIRELY by space prostitutes is a much, much less romantic retelling of that story.
Rivikah: o.O
Rivikah has left.
ThePhan: I scared her away with that thought, apparently.
Randy: Some people just can't deal with space prostitutes
ThePhan: If you're in a production of Beauty and the Beast where the whisk costume looks like some kind of bundled-up space prostitute... then you could have too many whisks.
Randy: :-.
ThePhan: I'm pretty sure one whisk was too many for our production. Nobody knew what she was.
Rivikah: No such thing!
ThePhan: The Beast's castle populated ENTIRELY by space prostitutes is a much, much less romantic retelling of that story.
Rivikah: o.O
Rivikah has left.
ThePhan: I scared her away with that thought, apparently.
Randy: Some people just can't deal with space prostitutes
Monday, January 11, 2010
Pizza Translated From Japanses
Kalimeris: I had pizza for dinner
Kalimeris: It was DELICIOUS
ThePhan: I am having for pizza too!
ThePhan: Um.
ThePhan: I am having pizza for dinner.
Kalimeris:
* ThePhan is not sure what happened to that sentence.
LaZorra: ThePhan: How translated form the Japanses.
LaZorra: ...
ThePhan: LZ: No kidding.
LaZorra: And so is LaZorra.
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: I thought that was deliberate.
LaZorra: Not particularly!
Kalimeris: It was DELICIOUS
ThePhan: I am having for pizza too!
ThePhan: Um.
ThePhan: I am having pizza for dinner.
Kalimeris:
* ThePhan is not sure what happened to that sentence.
LaZorra: ThePhan: How translated form the Japanses.
LaZorra: ...
ThePhan: LZ: No kidding.
LaZorra: And so is LaZorra.
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: I thought that was deliberate.
LaZorra: Not particularly!
EEL HUG
* LaZorra HUGS Sam!
* Sam HUGS LaZorra!
* Leen gave Sam a REAL hug!
Sam: YES.
Leen: I almost typed EAL but caught it in time.
Sam: EEL HUG!
Randy: EAL HUGS
Leen: That wouldn't be as fun.
LaZorra: Is it an ELETRIC EEL AND KILLING WEASEL hug?
ThePhan: That doesn't sound like a nice thing to do.
LaZorra: Yeah, I was just thinking that that probably wouldn't do much to make Sam's day better.
ThePhan: "I meant to type 'hug,' but instead I accidentally typed 'ATTACKED WITH AN ELETRIC EEL AND KILLING WEASEL'."
* Randy gives LaZorra an Eel hug!
* LaZorra gives Randy an Albacore Tuna hug!
Leen: I'm hungry.
Leen: But not for eel.
Randy: UNAGI!
LaZorra: LOL, I was just typing, "For eel sushi?"
* Sam HUGS LaZorra!
* Leen gave Sam a REAL hug!
Sam: YES.
Leen: I almost typed EAL but caught it in time.
Sam: EEL HUG!
Randy: EAL HUGS
Leen: That wouldn't be as fun.
LaZorra: Is it an ELETRIC EEL AND KILLING WEASEL hug?
ThePhan: That doesn't sound like a nice thing to do.
LaZorra: Yeah, I was just thinking that that probably wouldn't do much to make Sam's day better.
ThePhan: "I meant to type 'hug,' but instead I accidentally typed 'ATTACKED WITH AN ELETRIC EEL AND KILLING WEASEL'."
* Randy gives LaZorra an Eel hug!
* LaZorra gives Randy an Albacore Tuna hug!
Leen: I'm hungry.
Leen: But not for eel.
Randy: UNAGI!
LaZorra: LOL, I was just typing, "For eel sushi?"
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