Birthday Topic War!

[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'Happy birthday, goldfishy!' by ThePhan.
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'HAPPY GOLDFISHY DAY!' by wintermute.
wintermute: Darn, beat.
goldfishy: Awww thank you
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'I SAID happy birthday, goldfishy!' by ThePhan.
ThePhan: heh
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'Have an extra-happy birthday, Goldfishy!' by wintermute.
ThePhan: Indeed, happy birthday!
Maryam: gold: Happy birthday!
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'Have the best birthday EVER, goldfishy!' by ThePhan.
* wintermute stops now.
zyzzyva: Happy birthday goldfishy!
* goldfishy giggles
goldfishy: You guys are great - thank you
* ThePhan too. That one seems an appropriate one to end on.

Have a great one, goldfishy :-)

ReBot

* Sentynel tries a rebot
Sentynel: *reboot
ThePhan: ReBot!
zyzzyva: A bit based entirely on the second note of the scale?
zyzzyva: *bot
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: "Which syllable of this song lyric is sung on 'Re'?"

Desserts

Randy: I have a fellowshup thing today. They want us to bring a dessert. Is it wrong to bring leftover cake?
wintermute: You should bring a desert, and claim you misread.
* Randy gets the mojave
wintermute: "So, where can I put the Gobi Desert?"

Chainmail

Sentynel: From my Facebook:
Sentynel: Alan Hayward thinks he has got the vast majority of the rust off his chainmail.
Sentynel: I think I must accidentally have gone to Facebooke...

Songs About Poop

* ThePhan has a tendency to sing loudest in her room to the ones she should sing quietest to.
LaZorra: Phan: You mean like singing about poop?

(She is referring to a Facebook status of mine:
I did a very stupid little dance to "Everything Comes Down to Poo" from the Scrubs musical. I'm glad my roommate wasn't awake to see it.

Followed by the clarifier:
...That makes it sound like my dance was related to the subject matter of the song. I assure you, it wasn't. It was just a stupid dance.

She enjoyed this one.)

ThePhan: My most unfortunate one is usually Jonathan Coulton's "Baby Got Back." It's deceptively romantic-sounding.
ThePhan: YES THAT ONE TOO
LaZorra: That is still my favorite status in the history of Facebook.
Randy:
ThePhan: That was a good one :-)
ThePhan: I should totally make a CD mix and call it "Songs NOT To Sing Along To."
LaZorra: Phan: LOL LOL
ThePhan: It will definitely have to include "Everyone Comes To Poo."
Randy: LOL LOL
ThePhan: Errrrr.
ThePhan: LOL LOL
ThePhan: THAT'S NOT THE NAME OF THE SONG AT ALL
Randy: From Scrubs?
LaZorra: I WAS WONDERING
ThePhan: "Everything Comes Down To Poo."
* LaZorra dies laughing.
ThePhan: "Everyone Comes to Poo" sounds like some sort of group project.
LaZorra: "Everyone Comes to Poo" sounds like it should be sung in a lavatory, about a lavatory.
LaZorra: OR THAT
Randy: !!! LOL LOL!!
ThePhan: It's like when they say "Everyone comes to Rick's" from Casablanca. Except not at all.

Only in Utah

(zyzzyva was compiling questions for a Shakespeare trivia.)

zyzzyva: Ok, I have 75 questions now.
LaZorra: No.
wintermute: Zyz: The answer to all of them is "Only in Utah".
zyzzyva: I doubt it highly.
ThePhan: That would be the easiest bot ever.
zyzzyva: What is Shakespeare's shortest play? Only in Utah.
LaZorra: OH LOL LOL
LaZorra: I thought you meant 75 questions FOR US.
zyzzyva: I was wondering why you said no.
ThePhan: LZ: I was amused by your response, though.
ThePhan: "No. No, you don't. Just give up now."
Sentynel: Only in Utah is my favourite Shakespeare play.
ThePhan: For the fill-in-the-blanks quotes, it would be even better.
ThePhan: "To be or _____ ______ ______." "ONLY IN UTAH!"
zyzzyva: To be or not to be, Only in Utah.
zyzzyva: The quality of mercy is Only in Utah.
zyzzyva: All the world's a stage, and all the men and women Only in Utah.
Sentynel: Will all great Neptune's ocean wash this blood clean from my hand? Only in Utah.
Sentynel: It will have blood, they say, only in Utah.
LaZorra: Alas, poor Yorick! Only in Utah, Horatio.
LaZorra: Good night, sweet prince, and flights of angels sing thee only in Utah.
Sentynel: Shakespeare characters: all actually vampires from Utah.
Sentynel: You heard it here first.
zyzzyva: !
Randy: A Horse! A horse! My Kingdome for Only in Utah!
LaZorra: Only in Utah, Brute?
zyzzyva: Romeo, Romeo. Only in Utah, Romeo.
LaZorra: LOL LOL LOL
Randy: I wonder if that's where Stephanie Meyer got her inspiration
LaZorra: That could have some . . . very different connotations.

Birds Boob

(Discussing code words)

LaZorra: The birds boob on the fat man's head.
LaZorra: Errr. *poop
ThePhan: The birds do what?