And Then John Was a Zombie

ThePhan: Of course, we all know this would be the best version of Doom to make into a musical: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBQIx5jiTsg
Randy: AND THEN JOHN WAS A ZOMBIE
* LaZorra read, "AND THEN JOHN WAYNE WAS A ZOMBIE"
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: That would have made about as much sense as the original ending of the story...
Randy: Zombie John Wayne would still be awesome
LaZorra: "Pardner, there ain't enough brains in this town for the two of us."
TalkingDog: LOL
Randy: "I'm not gonna eat your brains...Like Hell I'm not!"

Audition Death

zyzzyva: At the end of my audition, the director asked me to die.
zyzzyva: A comedy death.
zyzzyva: It was kind of a surprise, so I tripped and fell on a chair.

Ug

* LaZorra HUGS Phan!
* LaZorra just tried to /ug Phan.
* LaZorra outfits Phan with ugly faux-fur boots.

Bring Your Teddy Bear To Work Day

wintermute: Every job should have a Bring Your Teddy Bear To Work Day.
wintermute: Except maybe the marines. I could see that ending badly.

Sheldon!

famous: So tired..
famous: Want to stay up and see Big Bang though.
Randy: hehe!
* ThePhan missed it tonight. She's going to watch it with an online friend later this week.
Randy: I think I have a small mancrush on Sheldon
famous: Hehe.
Randy: Jim Parsons was interviewed on the radio today...he was cool
ThePhan: He is very cool.
Randy: Said he often has to get an encyclopedia to understand his lines
ThePhan: It's really funny, all my friends who are hardcore fans of the show have at least crushes on Sheldon. Some of them have much larger ones.
ThePhan: I kept getting hilarious slightly obsessive text message during the premiere last week.
Randy: LOL
ThePhan: "I LOVE SHELDON COOPER!"
Randy: Yeah, sorry abou tthat
ThePhan: "Sheldon is really hot. I mean, uh, smart."
ThePhan: Randy: LOL
ThePhan: It made me laugh a lot.
Randy: This is going on the quotes page isn't it?

Misspelling Misspellings

famous: Hows every?one
zyzzyva: Good?.
famous: (It's hard to puncutate wrong.)
ThePhan: Acupunctutature!
ThePhan: ...and hard to misspell a misspelling.
famous: LOL.
LaZorra: FAMOUS
LaZorra: TP: You're a hard Phan.
Maryam: LOL!
famous: Hehehe.
famous: 10 points to LaZ. That was good.
Maryam: I was totally trying to think of how to work that in, but I'm glad LZ got in before me.
ThePhan: LOL!
LaZorra: Thank you, thank you.
ThePhan: That was most excellent.

LaZorra's Nose Mishaps

zyzzyva: Does anyone know the first hawaiian governor? (crossword clue.)
Maryam: No, but I bet Google does.
Randy: Goosey might know, since she lived there. heh
Randy: Then again, I don't know the first governor of where I live
* TalkingDog doesn't know his current governer...
LaZorra: GAH
Randy: GAH?
LaZorra: I just took a bite of my yummy mozzerella and tomato pizza, and the tomato SQUIRT UP MY NOSE.
LaZorra: HOW RUDE
zyzzyva: Thanks anyway.
Randy: LOL! ewww!
TalkingDog: AAAA
zyzzyva: Like, a whole tomato?
Maryam: Now you can shoot tomato sauce, milk, AND carrots from your nose!
Sam: That lubricates the carrots.
Sam: BEAT
LaZorra: It was a cherry tomato.
LaZorra: Already cut in half, at that!
Sam: That was an awesome de-idle on my part, by the way.
LaZorra: PIZZA NOSE
Randy: She can make a salad out of her nostrils
* ThePhan kind of skimmed this page and somehow thought governors had something to do with LaZorra's pizza nose mishap.
ThePhan: "What? The governor of Hawaii squirted pizza up LaZorra's nose?"
LaZorra: TP: LOL LOL
zyzzyva: He did!
LaZorra: I am SO not going back to Hawaii!
* TalkingDog likes the idea of LaZ's nose collecting powerups.
Randy: LOL LOL~
Maryam: LOL
Sam: TopicBot.
Randy: GET A FIREFLOWER
TalkingDog: LaZ: Just wait until you find the ice missiles.
LaZorra: Ms. PacNose!
LaZorra: (which is altogether a better title than "Ms. NoseMan.")