Paddling While Intoxicated

AcroBot: Make up what the acronym PWI might stand for. (2/18 accepted)
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AcroBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
AcroBot: Vote 1 for Pewpewpew Went I
AcroBot: Vote 2 for Playing With Ice
AcroBot: Vote 3 for Paddling While Intoxicated
AcroBot: Vote 4 for Penguins Were Injured
ThePhan: #3 and #4 seem to be telling a story.
10Kan: LOL, yep.
Erasmus: I would have assumed the most common penguin injury was a slip-and-fall due to ice.
ThePhan: Erasmus: Nope. Getting hit on the head by a drunken person's paddle, apparently.
Erasmus: Hazards of the South Pole: Polar bears that can't tell South from North. Freezing temperatures. Drunken paddles to the head.

Fly River Dance

BlankBot: How do you think Goosey completed the following? river ______
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BlankBot: How do you think Erasmus completed the following? ______ dance
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* ThePhan has now gotten to submit "river dance" twice.
BlankBot: How do you think ThePhan completed the following? fly ______
* ThePhan did not submit "river dance" for this one.
ThePhan: Fly river dance is not a thing.
Goosey: LOL
Maryam: LOL
ThePhan: Although if you put "fly river dance," I will vote for it.
BlankBot: Time's up! Vote for the best answer. (You can't vote for yourself!)
BlankBot: Vote 1 for fly fishing.
BlankBot: Vote 2 for fly you fools.
BlankBot: Vote 3 for fly me to the moon.
BlankBot: Vote 4 for fly on the wall.
BlankBot: Vote 5 for fly paper.
BlankBot: Vote 6 for fly river dance.
ThePhan: LOL YAY
ThePhan: vote 6