Paddling While Intoxicated

AcroBot: Make up what the acronym PWI might stand for. (2/18 accepted)
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AcroBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
AcroBot: Vote 1 for Pewpewpew Went I
AcroBot: Vote 2 for Playing With Ice
AcroBot: Vote 3 for Paddling While Intoxicated
AcroBot: Vote 4 for Penguins Were Injured
ThePhan: #3 and #4 seem to be telling a story.
10Kan: LOL, yep.
Erasmus: I would have assumed the most common penguin injury was a slip-and-fall due to ice.
ThePhan: Erasmus: Nope. Getting hit on the head by a drunken person's paddle, apparently.
Erasmus: Hazards of the South Pole: Polar bears that can't tell South from North. Freezing temperatures. Drunken paddles to the head.

Lunge and Quack

AcroBot: Make up what the acronym RDDL might stand for. (2/18 accepted)
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AcroBot: Vote 3 for Robert Downey's Doing Lunges
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AcroBot: Make up what the acronym RDAQ might stand for. (2/18 accepted)
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AcroBot: Vote 5 for Robert Downey's Also Quacking!
10Kan: He quacks at the limit of each lunge.
ThePhan: Robert Downey's lunge-and-quack workout is all the rage now.