Queen of Zorrastan

LaZorra: If I had a royal wedding, I'd think it would be great fun to just elope.

LaZorra: "OH HA JUST KIDDING WE ARE ALREADY MARRIED"

LaZorra: Piss the queen off royally, I bet.

Goosey: LOL LOL LOL

LaZorra: Actually, if I were part of a monarchy, I'd spend most of my time pissing the queen off royally.

Goosey: LOL I bet you would.

Sentynel: LaZ: I can't really see you becoming part of a monarchy, somehow. =p

LaZorra: Sent: I am saddened by your perception of my class.

LaZorra: *picks teeth with picketknife*

LaZorra: *pocketknife

Goosey: A what kind of knife?

Goosey: LOL

LaZorra: *picks teeth with a pickpocket*

Sentynel: A picketknife is a knife that doesn't let you past.

wintermute: Sent: All she has to do is conquer a country, and declare herself queen of Zorrastan.

Goosey: I would totally move there.

LaZorra: LOL

Sentynel: Dude, totally. LaZorra for quasi-benevolent dictator for life!