CHICKENGOBOOM

ThePhan: ...My order of popcorn chicken is one piece of popcorn chicken and then like EIGHT OF THEM ALL MELDED TOGETHER INTO A MUTANT SUPERPOPCORN CHICKEN

Sentynel: Frankenchicken.

goldfishy: I wonder what would happen if you put teeny tiny bits of chicken, corn sized bits, and put them in a popcorn maker

Sentynel: Burnt chicken bits.

goldfishy: Exploding chicken would be more fun

ThePhan: If you had a giant popcorn maker and fell in it while it was exploding popcorn chicken, you would probably gain superpowers.

goldfishy: What would your superpower be...

Sentynel: Delicious ones.

goldfishy: And when you turned into your superhero alias would you suddenly be encrusted in a greasy shell of batter?

LaZorra: CHICKENGOBOOM

ThePhan: LaZorra has spoken. "CHICKENGOBOOM" would be your superpower.

Sentynel: The power to explode chickens?

Sentynel: I'm so in for that.

goldfishy: Unless it was dead chickens in the supermarket I'd feel cruel

goldfishy: And even then - it's a waste of a poor dead chicken

LaZorra: perhaps it just explodes bits of chicken in your mouth, removing the need for chewing.