Worst Ways To Eat Peas

goldfishy: "Do you chew peas?" -- I think that is the most ridiculous question I've heard in a while

Randy: wha? hehe

ThePhan: I am now picturing people swallowing peas whole, one by one, with a glass of water like they're pills.

goldfishy: That sounds like the worst way to eat peas, ever

Randy: Visualize, whirled peas.

ThePhan: I absolutely agree.

goldfishy: For some reason I just imagined someone sucking peas up a wide pea-sized straw...

goldfishy: I suspect you'd choke to death doing that

ThePhan: LOL

ThePhan: Second worst way to eat peas.

ThePhan: We should make a big list.

goldfishy: It would be like pea roulette

goldfishy: Russian roulette but with peas

ThePhan: "Top 10 Worst Ways to Eat Peas."

goldfishy: One of em's gonna kill ya!

goldfishy: You never knew peas were so evil did you?

goldfishy: I did

goldfishy: They hide under other food

goldfishy: Sneaky little blighters

ThePhan: #3: Lying down on the ground and having someone just pour a plate of them down your throat.

Randy: Have someone with bad aim throw them at your mouth.

ThePhan: Put them in a bowl and eat them without using your hands like a dog.

ThePhan: Stack a bunch on your head and wait for them to roll off and hope some of them come near your mouth.

ThePhan: In a bowl with milk.

Randy: ewww

goldfishy: Your pea imagination scares me