Vote Phanzard!

(Talking about my frustration with people who have way too many fan pages on Facebook.)

ThePhan: I think the idea should be that if you exceed a certain number of fan pages, you get a notification that says, "You're clearly clicking on 'Become a fan' too flippantly. From now on, to become a fan of something, you must write a 500-word essay on why you are a fan of it and submit it to the owner of the fan page to be approved."
Maryam: LOL
LaZorra: LOL LOL
LaZorra: YES
ThePhan: That would fix it.
Randy: TP always has the best ideas
ThePhan: I should be the President of Everything.
ThePhan: My campaign promise would be to reduce universal stupidity.
Randy: I'd vote for you!
LaZorra: BEST. PLATFORM. EVAR.
LaZorra: As opposed to the best platforms evar, which are clearly owned by Eddie Izzard.
Randy: LOL
ThePhan: LOL LOL
ThePhan: He could be my running mate. And that could be our catchy slogan.
ThePhan: "Best platform ever... AND best platforms ever! Dun dun DA! Vote Phanzard!"
LaZorra: LOL YES
TalkingDog: Isn't Phanzard a Pokemon?
Maryam: Phanzard sounds like something that would encounter Godzilla.
LaZorra: Godzilla's capmaign platform would be, "I EET JAPAN"

Danish Ice Babies

(Talking about LaZorra's typos)

Maryam: I had to show Cameron one, and now he's singing the Rubber Ducky song. Only, not "ducky".
ThePhan: Maryam: LOL LOL
LaZorra: "And the Demark team shoots the baby out across the ice..."Maryam: LOL LOL
LaZorra: TP: Ha!
LaZorra: ...WHAT
LaZorra: I DID NOT TYPE THAT
Maryam: LOL
* Maryam is dying some more.
ThePhan: LOL LOL LOL
LaZorra: Well, I typed the latter part.
ThePhan: I WAS SO CONFUSED
LaZorra: I DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT DANISH ICE BABIES

Cream Cheese

Goosey: Okay, just pulled out a little tub of strawberry cream cheese
Goosey: Peeked trepidatiously under the lid to determine scary mold content.
Goosey: Found none.
Goosey: I can't remember the last time I spread cream cheese on anything.
Goosey: So I looked at the bottom.
LaZorra: Goosey: That's kinda scary.
Goosey: The date on the bottom is:
Goosey: 18 Oct . . .
ThePhan: .....
Goosey: 2008
LaZorra: ........
FantasyFreak: Eek!
* LaZorra is late to the game as usual.
Randy: Ewwww
LaZorra: EWWW
LaZorra: And NO MOLD??
Goosey: NO
Goosey: MOLD
LaZorra: GEEROSS
ThePhan: OH MY
Randy: You haven't even been there that long!
Goosey: It is probably still edible, but there is NO WAY I'm going to test it, because CLEARLY this is not food!!
Goosey: Even if it's food, it is clearly not the perishable dairy product it purports to be!
LaZorra: Goosey: Legend has it that the pharohs were buried with strawberry cream cheese to get them to the afterlife because of its amazing shelf life.

Chocolate Sneeze

ThePhan: OH NO I JUST PUT CHOCOLATE IN MY MOUTH AND NOW I HAVE TO SNEEZE
ThePhan: HELP
LaZorra: CHOCOLATE RAIN
Randy: Awwww!
Goosey: EW
ThePhan: LOL LOL
ThePhan: Now I am laughing so hard that I don't have to sneeze anymore.
* LaZorra completely cracked herself up with that.

PoodleZorra

* Goosey gets a gross of groovy groceries!
K6USY: Can I eat them?
Goosey: K6: Come visit anytime!
LaZorra: K6 just needs to learn to do his own grocery shopping. :-p
* K6USY grabs Laz and heads for Goosey
Goosey: LOL
LaZorra: LOL
Goosey: BEST MENTAL IMAGE EVAR
* LaZorra feels like luggage now.
FantasyFreak: Lol!
Goosey: I seriously can just see K6 picking Lz up, tucking her under his arm, and running down the side of the freeway.
K6USY: I can pick up Laz; lol
LaZorra: K6: Yeah, that could have something to do with you being 10 inches taller and twice as heavy as I am. :-p
Goosey: Well, she only weighs about 18 pounds, so yeah, no problems there, hehe.
Goosey: LOL
LaZorra: I weigh at LEAST 30 pounds, thank you very much.
ThePhan: According to LaZorra and Goosey's calculations, K6 weighs 36 pounds.
ThePhan: Well, my calculations from their data.
K6USY: o.O
* LaZorra and K6 are really poodles.
K6USY: << clear="all"> Goosey: LOL
ThePhan: Oh, update. He could weigh as much as 60 pounds.
FantasyFreak: Lots of LOL!
ThePhan: LZ: LOL LOL LOL

Wedding Plans

(Mia was talking wedding planning with us.)

LaZorra: FINALLY DONE WITH QUIZ QUESTIONS PRAISE GOD
LaZorra: Now I get to do different crap. :-p
LaZorra: Like NOT plan a wedding. hehe
LaZorra: (No offense, it just seems like such a crazy amount of...craziness.)
Goosey: LZ: When you get engaged, I will help you plan your wedding, hehe.
Goosey: I see you in sneakers and a tea-length ivory dress.
Goosey: With cap sleeves and a v-neckline
ThePhan: How long is tea?
LaZorra: LOL
Goosey: Knee-lenght
LaZorra: Phan: EXCELLENT QUESTION
* ThePhan was quite confused.
LaZorra: I think it's about an hour.
ThePhan: You will have an hour-long dress.
ThePhan: Better get through that wedding FAST.
Goosey: LOL LOL!!
LaZorra: LOL LOL
LaZorra: That would be Cinderella's wedding dress.
ThePhan: LOL

Teh Funnay

* LaZorra dies of teh funnay
LaZorra: Which is bettery than dying of teh bunnay
LaZorra: Bettery? Whoa.
ThePhan: Night of the Lepus...
LaZorra: LOL
LaZorra: Winnie The Pooh died of teh hunnay...
ThePhan: If the rabbits from Night of the Lepus teamed up with the Joker, people would die of the funnay AND the bunnay.
LaZorra: LOL
LaZorra: WANT TO SEE A MAGIC TRICK?
LaZorra: I CAN PULL THIS RABBIT OUT OF A HAT