FIRE SPIDERS

WhizHal: How many moves into a spider.

LaZorra: hal: Eight?

WhizHal: LaZorra: Eight gigs? Whoa.

Maryam: DO NOT MOVE INTO A SPIDER KTHX

ThePhan: DO NOT WANT EIGHT GIG SPIDER

* LaZorra giggles.

LaZorra: Maryam: It's the sequel to the Old Lady Who Lived in a Shoe.

Goosey: LOL

LaZorra: hal: That's a lot of spider.

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WhizHal: LaZorra: Does it have a theory that's been on in the morning show i have a super high temp and hallucinated spiders crawling on a man.

ThePhan: LOL

ThePhan: hal: What is WITH you and spiders?

WhizHal: Spiders in the heck is with the uber fire move.

ThePhan: hal: Spiders with fire moves would be horrifying.

LaZorra: FIRE SPIDERS

ThePhan of the 7s

WhizHal: iwpg: "Thephan, thephan, thephan of the 7s.

ThePhan: LOL LOL

ThePhan: Is this my theme song?

ThePhan: hal: What's the next verse of the Phan theme?

WhizHal: Wrong part of not the way to do is divert processing power to do next.

LaZorra: That's not very catchy.

ThePhan: hal: Uh. You might suck as a lyricist even more than Leslie Bricusse.

WhizHal: ThePhan: And it might even be more.

LaZorra: LOL

iwpg: All Rinkies are of the 7s.

Kinetic Energy

Dave: RANDOM FUNNY STORY: Back in the day this guy I know was rolling up a character in the old Marvel RPG. Apparently you rolled for random powers in that game. Anyhow, he rolled for his powers and came up with "Immunity to one type of energy."

Dave: So he chose "kinetic"

Goosey: LOL

LaZorra: LOL

Dave: I still don't know if they ever decided if his character was even able to move or not.

Goosey: That's hilarious.

Victoria's Secret Weather Forecast

LaZorra: AUGH

LaZorra: No WONDER these styles aren't showing. I'm refreshing the staging site instead of the dev site. >.<

LaZorra: It's like I've been refreshing Victoria's Secret waiting for the weather forecast to show up.

Maryam: IT'S GOING TO BE EXTREMELY COLD AND SNOWING TOMORROW. PERFECT TIME TO WEAR YOUR PUSH-UP DEEP PLUNGE BRA! SEE HOW MANY SNOWFLAKES YOU CAN CATCH!

ThePhan: Maryam: LOL

LaZorra: Maryam: LOL LOL LOL

LaZorra: Maryam: Samantha would be so proud.

Annoyed By Dreams

This all happened in /msg, but I altered the format a bit to make it easier to read.

ThePhan: I have this other private room on Turntable where Jacob and I do worship devos. I dreamed last night that you hacked your way into it while we were doing devos and then wouldn't leave.

ThePhan: We kept on trying to be very friendly about it but indicating that this was kind of our "us" time and you were just not taking the hints.

Sentynel: I just can't deal with being left out!

ThePhan: Apparently! Sheesh.

ThePhan: I woke up really annoyed with you and it took me awhile to remember why.

Sentynel: And man, if there's one thing that I REALLY can't stand not being invited to take part in, it's ceremonies from a religion I don't follow.

Sentynel: You have no IDEA how confused most of the local church-equivalents have got with me.

Sentynel: I'm glad you *did* remember.

Sentynel: It might have been awkward if you hadn't.

Sentynel: "So, er, did you do anything to annoy me lately? Because I'm sure there was something..."

ThePhan: LOL

ThePhan: To pretty much everything you just said.

ThePhan: I was off in another window, came back, read this, and laughed a lot.

Sentynel: And now I have a nice excuse if I really DO annoy you.

Sentynel: "I don't know what you're talking about. Are you sure you didn't dream it/"

Honey Poop

ThePhan: LOL, so Jacob called me "honey bean." I asked him whether he thought honey came in bean form. He responded, "I just find that anything sounds cute if you put honey in front of it, like honey badger."

Randy: LOL

ThePhan: I then tested this theory with the phrases "honey guillotine," "honey malaria," and "honey poop."

Sentynel: Honey badgers are TERRIFYING.

Randy: awww lookit the cute honey badger aaaaaggghh my face!

Sentynel: As are those suggestions, for that matter.

Randy: HONEY POOP

ThePhan: He is now threatening to call me "honey poop."

Randy: hehe

Sentynel: Avoiding Sam turning the mushiness filter on by coming up with pet names that sound like it already is?

ThePhan: LOL LOL

LaZorra: LOL LOL

LaZorra: "Honey poop" is the end result of too much "honey pie."

ThePhan: LOL!

Randy: LOL

Randy: ewww

ThePhan: Ewww.

* TalkingDog suddenly has popcorn.

Sentynel: Honey popcorn?

* LaZorra dies laughing at TD's line in this context.

ThePhan: LOL

Maryam: LOL LOL

Randy: LOL

Maryam: /topic TalkingDog suddenly has poopcorn.

* TalkingDog will leave the topic-setting doody to someone else.

Sentynel: Woah, woah, I just realised what Maryam said there.

Sentynel: Do NOT want.

LaZorra: LOL LOL LOL, I just saw that now.

Randy: augh! haha!

LaZorra: TD's spelling of "duty" makes so much more sense, hehe.

Maryam: Hahaha, I'm cackling with glee at you guys.

ThePhan: Me too, but because of my not-at-all-there voice, I kind of sound like I'm dying a horrible death.

TalkingDog: Ow.

ThePhan: It doesn't hurt, it's just awkward. Heh.

LaZorra: TP: I need that on a T-shirt.

LaZorra: It applies to so much of my life.

ThePhan: YES

ThePhan: Best T-stuff ever.

ThePhan: Er. And by that, I mean T-shirt.

TalkingDog: Inappropriate typo is appropriate?

Randy: LOL

Maryam: LOL

ThePhan: LOL

Hide and Seek

Goosey: Time to play hide and seek!

Goosey is away.

ThePhan: Do we have to count to ten and go find her now?

Sentynel: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Sentynel: Utah!

ThePhan: LOL LOL