Getting Jokes

Dave: One time I told a friend of mine that Department of Redundancy Department joke, and he didn't laugh. So hey, not the best joke, oh well.

Dave: Almost a year later he hears the same joke from a teacher and comes and tells it to me. I'm like "Yeah, that's a good one... But didn't I tell you that joke awhile ago?"

Dave: He was like "Oh, it's only funny if you know what 'redundancy' means!"

Dave: ...

ThePhan: Heh.

Goosey: LOL

ThePhan: There was a girl I traveled with who... erm... was not the brightest. So I frequently made jokes or snarky comments that she just didn't get.

Goosey: hahaha

ThePhan: One day I was goofing off with a group of girls at a camp, and she came up to me and said, "Whoa! Hannah! I didn't know you were funny!"

ThePhan: My friend Jessica, whose sense of humor matches mine very closely, responded, "Actually, about 90% of what she says is funny. You just have to know what she's talking about."

ThePhan: ...Which could have offended her if she had understood what Jessica was implying with that.

ThePhan: But she didn't. So it didn't.

Goosey: LOL

Sam: Dave: If you liked that joke BEFORE I knew what it meant, you'll LOVE it now that I do!!

* Sam only figures 80% of what Hannah says is funny.

* Sam suddenly fears what that says about him. 8-o

Goosey: lol

* Sam writes a script to aggregate all of ThePhan's non-funny lines and furiously tries to decipher the humor in half of them.

Goosey: hahaha

Dave: Sam: I don't know about you, but I laugh hysterically every time she says anything.

Sam: Oh no!!!

ThePhan: Well, I certainly wouldn't have guessed 90% either, which may mean I don't get my own jokes.

ThePhan: My humor is too intellectual for me.

* Sam points at ThePhan and laughs.

Dave: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Goosey: LOL

Dave: It's only funny if you understand what "intellectual" means!

Sam: NOW I get it!

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Ticia: Did I tell you guys that Don bought squaw bread the other day and I laughed?

Goosey: LOL

ThePhan: LOL

Dave: I don't get it.

Sam: You have to know what "day" means.

Dave: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Dave: NOW I GET IT

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* Randy rocks

* goldfishy Spocks

* Maryam locks (and loads)

* Goosey flocks

* Randy Wakka Flokka Flames

* ThePhan mocks. Everyone.

Sam: Phan: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

Dave: HILARIOUS

Dave: Sam: I thought it was funnier than you did, because I understand words.