The Big Sink

ThePhan: So you know that old joke about, "You were supposed to be watching the baby/dog/kid!" "I did!" "But they're [insert something the baby/dog/kid isn't supposed to be doing]!" "Yes, and I've been watching them the whole time!"

ThePhan: My sister did a comic of that when she was about eight.

ThePhan: What forbidden deed was the child doing in her comic?

ThePhan: "Swimming in the big sink."

LaZorra: ...

ThePhan: I kept asking my sister if "the big sink" was code for something, like a pool or a bath tub.

ThePhan: Nope. It was apparently just a big sink.

LaZorra: LOL

ThePhan: In my sister's eight-year-old mind, some people just have giant sinks that you CAN swim in, but shouldn't.

LaZorra: Dude, my parents NEVER let me swim in the big sink.

LaZorra: Nor would they ever buy me a big salad.

Ticia: LOL

LaZorra: (They would, apparently, let me watch too much Seinfeld, though.)

ThePhan: Well, Seinfeld may have had sexual references, but at least there were no big sinks in that show.

ThePhan: That's where I would cross the line as a parent.

ThePhan: Er. Draw the line.

LaZorra: LOL LOL LOL

ThePhan: I would cross the line and then taunt my kids that they couldn't!

ThePhan: This is why I would be a bad parent.

LaZorra: That would indeed be horrendous parenting, LOL.

LaZorra: "Guess what Mummy's watching? A show with BAD WORDS AND LOTS OF NUDITY."

LaZorra: "Come now, let me tuck you into bed and read you Snow White."

ThePhan: It would be even worse if I was watching it while actually in the big sink.

LaZorra: LOL

Ticia: HAHAHA

* Goosey comes back to the window and says "Uh, wow."

Maryam: You people rule.

LaZorra: Goosey: I bet Mormons don't even allow big sinks in their houses, do they?

Goosey: LOL

LaZorra: ;-)

Ticia: We had a big sink in our house, but we had to have it removed. And then we had to exorsize all the evil out of the house because of the residual evil left over from the big sink

Ticia: *exorcise

LaZorra: Exercise the evil out! One! Two! Three! Lift! Stretch! Feel the burn? That is the burn OF HELL LEAVING YOUR BODY.

* LaZorra would make a terrible exercise coach.

Ticia: LOL

LaZorra: ...also, I have no idea how one would have a big sink in one's body. That sounds extraordinarily uncomfortable.