Haiku

LaZorra: hakko
LaZorra: kk
LaZorra: *ll
ThePhan: LOL
LaZorra: ahloo
LaZorra: HALLO
LaZorra: DAMMIT
Randy: haiku!
LaZorra: I typed something, it disappeared, and I was trying to type "hallo" as a test.
LaZorra: THAT DID NOT WORK.
ThePhan: "Hakko" = a cough. "Ahloo" = a sneeze?
LaZorra: ANYWAY II AM FINE BUT I SHOULD PROBABLY HAVE HAD LESS COFFEE TODAY
LaZorra: LOL
LaZorra: My typing is sick, obviously.
Randy: Typos have been made/LaZorra must be in here/phtotography
LaZorra: LOL
Randy: :)
Sentynel: Haiku are awesome / but sometimes they don't make sense / refrigerator
Randy: Mine was more awesome/because I made it all up/and didn't steal it
TalkingDog: i like food it's good/food food food yay food yay food/nom nom nom nom burp
TalkingDog: food.
Sentynel: I didn't steal it / you can't steal abstract poems / I just borrowed it.
LaZorra: vote talkingdog
Randy: I think TD wins, yes.
ThePhan: Elmo writes haikus / but they are not very good. / He wishes they were.
Randy: hehe
Randy: EMO FROG FTW
Sentynel: I wonder if my / haiku validation tool / is still behaving...
Sentynel: https://sentynel.com/haiku
Randy: wintermute's one about aluminum is still my favorite.
Sentynel: If you read that web / address, it is actually / a haiku itself.
ThePhan: NICE.
ThePhan: I was like, "Nuh-uh," / and then I read it loud, / and I was like, "Whooooaaaa."
ThePhan: *out loud.
LaZorra: LOL LOL
ThePhan: I did not read it loud.
ThePhan: LOL
LaZorra: IF YOU READ IT LOUD / IT CONTAINS MORE SYLLABLES / than if you whisper
Sentynel: I wish I could claim / that address was deliberate / but alas, it's not.
ThePhan: Jacob's sleeping in the next room. I don't think he'd appreciate it if I woke him up yelling, "H! T! T! P! S! COLON! SLASH! SLASH! SENTYNEL DOT COM! SLASH! HAIKU!"
LaZorra: LOL
LaZorra: Slash haiku sounds terrifying.
Maryam: Actually that sounds rather hilarious.
ThePhan: LZ: LOL LOL
Maryam: Frodo and Samwise / Together forever in / minds of sick perverts
LaZorra: bahahaha
Randy: aaaah
LaZorra: You're totally right.
Randy: hehe
LaZorra: That's awesome.
ThePhan: Spock leaned into Kirk, / whispered, "I've always loved you," / and kissed him deeply.
ThePhan: Ha, Maryam finished her slash haiku first.