Blankfinger

TalkingDog: Also, I burned my finger slightly on the pan. So ow again.
TalkingDog: Ooh. My fingerprint is smoother on that part.
* TalkingDog stares at it.
ThePhan: You burned off your fingerprints! Quick, go commit crimes with one finger!
LaZorra: LOL LOL
TalkingDog: That's a silly-awesome premise for a supervillain. Blankfinger.
Randy: He is....THE FINGER
Randy: Or that
TalkingDog: Maybe a Bond villain.
ThePhan: Goldfinger's cousin.
* LaZorra is Blankfinger's henchmen.
* LaZorra skyllks around.
LaZorra: "Give 'im da finger, boss! Give 'im da finger!"
LaZorra: *henchman
LaZorra: I AM ALL OF THE HENCHMEN
ThePhan: LZ will be ALL the henchmen.
LaZorra: LOL
ThePhan: In my mind, you are Oompa Loompas.
TalkingDog: Your nickname is Digits.
LaZorra: Phan: noooooooooooooo
LaZorra: TD: :D
LaZorra: Oompa LaZorras?
TalkingDog: Loompa-Zoompas!
LaZorra: hahaha
ThePhan: LOL
TalkingDog: Now my evil plan will be to destroy all the pizza.
* ThePhan hides the pizzas that were in her fridge so Blankfinger cannot get them!
TalkingDog: The law will require all pizza to be served with sauerkraut. Then no one will ever order it!
ThePhan: LOL
Randy: ewww
TalkingDog: You might still be able to get some illegal pizza in a bake-easy, but those will be dealt with harshly.
* LaZorra snickers snivelingly in the corner.
TalkingDog: I picture a world in which pepperoni will require a prescription and a background check.
TalkingDog: I should write horror stories.