Deliciousness Conspiracy

LaZorra: My coworker apparently had a friend in college who was not entirely right in the head, and decided that the warning to not eat silica gel packets was a ruse by the government to keep citizens from deliciousness.
TalkingDog: wha?
LaZorra: According to her, he hoarded them until he had a pile, and then ate them.
LaZorra: He was quite disappointed.
Sentynel: WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG
goldfishy: Why would they give them out if they were delicious? Surely they would just hoard them away?
* goldfishy overthinks the situation
LaZorra: One would think, but I'm not sure logic was this individual's primary concern.
goldfishy: Did they die?
LaZorra: I THINK HE WAS JUST EXTRAORDINARILY UNCOMFORTABLE FOR A WHILE
LaZorra: Er, 'scuse me.
LaZorra: /hulkmodeoff
Sentynel: BECAUSE@HULKBILLINGS WAS SHOUTING IN HIS EAR
LaZorra: HULK SHATTER EARDRUMS
goldfishy: You would be too